What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

Are you jealous of my perfect hair?

 

[Revnarh]

Talk to the hand because I'm not listening.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

Do you like my breasts? You can't handle the power of my breasts

 

[wiki234]

Wazzup

 

[Rudolph Quin]

I have this lollipop. Thus, your argument is invalid.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

I need a new pair of sunglasses these keep sliding down my nose

 

[Revnarh]

Looks like I have to focus punch a bitch...

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

I'm bending over to be fucked by you lover/Master

 

[Revnarh]

I'm going to fuck my demonic slut crazy...er.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

(Lol)

My large breast are stronger then you know. I flipped a truck once with them.

 

[sirix]

Ok, I can't win the tough competition so may be I can win the cool competition.

 

[Viktoff Samson]

Is there something in my teeth?

 

[sirix]

EVERYTIME. BITCHES, I KNOW MY TEETH ARE PERFECT. mini rant out of the way

Hhhhmmmm, what would really set the mood? *snaps fingers* smoke from the face and eyes.

 

[Viktoff Samson]

I'd smile, but I don't have lips.
>Begins pretending like he isn't self conscious about his complete lack of a kissing mechanism of any kind. So lonely.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

OH MY GOD, MY FACE IS BURNING

 

[Viktoff Samson]

I condition my hair *lifts hand* this many times a day.

Edit: It used to be a lucario with hair. I swear.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

(It did, Only recently changed it)

I can stare into your soul

 

[Revnarh]

It's not going to suck itself...

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

Take me up the ass, you know you want to

 

[Viktoff Samson]

I wonder if my species will return for me. Planet Earth is too small for my fabulous ass wings.

And yall know it.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

Ahh my face why does it keep burning so

 

[sirix]

aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddd FIRE........aannnnnddddd FIRE...... SHIT, COME ON. IMA DRAGON WHY ISNT THIS WORKING

 

[Sync]

"I like how this mist is making me look scary."

 

[Viktoff Samson]

Do I look like the kind of man to have hello kitty hentai saved to my homepage?
No?
Then stop opening my laptop.

 

[Mike the Bloodwolf]

I don't know what else to say