What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Zero_Kyrael]

Does this staff make my breasts look too big?

 

[BlackDog]

Why am I wearing clothes again? My body is covered in fur.

 

[Jolie]

I'm kind of a stud. Luckily I'm too modest to say so.

 

[sirix]

Now that I'm in my favorite lingerie, time to do homework until John arrives.

 

[Revnarh]

I'm so sneaky, I could be a ninja!

 

[BlackDog]

*insert generic cleavage joke here*

 

[Revnarh]

I really should start working out...

 

[Pazzo]

I really should get a bigger bra

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder...how many masks could I use at once?

 

[HeavenSundered]

This staff is really starting to chafe...

 

[BlackDog]

I'm getting so tired of teenage boys designing my clothes.

 

[Jolie]

Does this shirt make me look fat?

 

[sirix]

Damn you professor, I wanted to spend my night with John, not your last minute homework.

 

[BlackDog]

Hmmm ... do I have elf in my teeth?

 

[Revnarh]

Will I make the jump? That other roof is pretty far away...well, here goes nothing...

 

[Dementia]

'It's the only way to keep my staff from being stolen.'

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[Revnarh]

Maybe I am not crazy...

 

[Pazzo]

Who's soul shall I devour tonight?

 

[sirix]

Yes my child, come to me.

 

[Revnarh]

Now what - or who - should I devour next?

 

[HeavenSundered]

I'm not leaving without your soul, but I promise it'll be so worth it.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Did you drop this gold axe or was it a silver axe?

 

[Pazzo]

In order to save our civilization we must tramplicate with a male of your species...

 

[Revnarh]

Come on, put me on your head...

 

[sirix]

Think your good enough for me. May be we will find out.