"You're not supposed to hit me, Gary, you're just supposed to lightly shove me off the square I am in. There's a thing called 'rules', you ever heard of that, Gary? It's to keep things like chess civilized, Gary. Are you listening, Gary? How am I supposed to get this red off me, Gary? I'm a white piece, not a white-with-a-hint-of-red piece, Gary. Rules... I'm getting light-headed.."