Kiandra_Black Supernova Joined Feb 26, 2013 Location Washington State Sep 13, 2014 #3,401 I wonder if I left my stove on?
Million Full Moon Joined Jan 25, 2011 Location Norway Sep 14, 2014 #3,402 "Who wants to fuck me as I bend over in this sexy space-suit to "inspect" this alien closer?!"
Revnarh Playful demoness Joined Feb 12, 2014 Location another dimension Sep 16, 2014 #3,404 The job is done, but now I need to get rid of the corpse...
Lacey Knickers Planetoid Joined Aug 30, 2014 Location Midwest USA Sep 16, 2014 #3,406 I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
M Mercenary Supernova Joined May 21, 2013 Location Iowa Sep 16, 2014 #3,407 You instantly have a boner.
Manada Star Joined Dec 13, 2012 Location Canada Sep 16, 2014 #3,408 It's a good thing I have all this armor to hide said Boner
B Bluefoot Guest Sep 17, 2014 #3,409 I'm a bird! No, I'm an anicent Japanese symbol! Aw hell, I'm both!
Kiandra_Black Supernova Joined Feb 26, 2013 Location Washington State Sep 17, 2014 #3,410 Yeah, I know I look good.
M Mercenary Supernova Joined May 21, 2013 Location Iowa Sep 17, 2014 #3,411 Some mo-fo in here is going to get shot.
Revnarh Playful demoness Joined Feb 12, 2014 Location another dimension Sep 19, 2014 #3,412 I hate it when the batteries of my tracking devices die!
Lacey Knickers Planetoid Joined Aug 30, 2014 Location Midwest USA Sep 20, 2014 #3,413 I hate it when the batteries in my favorite toy die.
Million Full Moon Joined Jan 25, 2011 Location Norway Sep 20, 2014 #3,414 I really hope someone will jump me from behind as I bend over to take these off....
wiki234 S.L.U.T Joined Jan 4, 2014 Location Candy mountain Sep 20, 2014 #3,415 You like what you see?
Million Full Moon Joined Jan 25, 2011 Location Norway Sep 21, 2014 #3,416 I got my white dress on today!
Lacey Knickers Planetoid Joined Aug 30, 2014 Location Midwest USA Sep 21, 2014 #3,417 Mine is an evil laugh! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Revnarh Playful demoness Joined Feb 12, 2014 Location another dimension Sep 21, 2014 #3,418 Well, a bet is a bet...
Million Full Moon Joined Jan 25, 2011 Location Norway Oct 7, 2014 #3,419 Is this how the IKEA instructions said I would be "caned"??
wiki234 S.L.U.T Joined Jan 4, 2014 Location Candy mountain Oct 7, 2014 #3,420 I could be anything you want me to be
R Rauk Guest Oct 9, 2014 #3,421 "I really wish I wouldn't have put superglue on the palms of my hands..."
Foxy Lady Star Joined Jan 30, 2014 Location United Kingdom Oct 11, 2014 #3,422 "I am not interested in clothes. I just threw these on at random. The fact that they make me look cute, that's just chance."
"I am not interested in clothes. I just threw these on at random. The fact that they make me look cute, that's just chance."
heartlesskitten Super-Earth Joined Oct 12, 2014 Location USA Oct 13, 2014 #3,423 "I'm not interested in clothes."
Master Raven Supporter Supporter Joined Jan 14, 2009 Location Where your nightmare comes to life. Oct 13, 2014 #3,424 "I only WISH I could live up to wonder Woman's sexual expectations....."
heartlesskitten Super-Earth Joined Oct 12, 2014 Location USA Oct 13, 2014 #3,425 "Rolaids just aren't helping anymore."