What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Frozen Fajita]

"Come into my parlor. I may surprise you."

 

[Million]

(How curious you would say that - It is just something I could have said.)

"Won'tchya come play with me?"

 

[Revnarh]

I'm ready when you're ready!

 

[Frozen Fajita]

Is this really all he meant by "tend to my staff"?

 

[wiki234]

I'm ready to go somewhere

 

[Frozen Fajita]

No, you cannot borrow it.

 

[BennyQ]

I see you hiding up there...

 

[Frozen Fajita]

I shall bend you to my will, my thought, my every desire.

 

[lowblow emma]

I need to do my roots.

 

[Million]

"I wonder if guys will like my silicon boobs"

 

[BennyQ]

Give. Me. Your. Candy. All of it.

 

[wiki234]

Join the dark side we have cookies

 

[Revnarh]

Luke...I'm your mother! Wait, wrong text...

 

[Frozen Fajita]

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

 

[wiki234]

You mad bro?

 

[Xerana]

Seriously?

 

[Million]

Fear me, human!

 

[Frozen Fajita]

I know you. Your deepest secrets kept in the darkest corners of your soul.

 

[Xerana]

Selfie!

 

[wiki234]

feed me plz

 

[Admiral Pancake]

I could really go for a chicken fajita right now... But the last time I got yelled at because I got sauce all over my uniform. But still, I want it. More than life itself. What is life anyway? Is it merely the noun that accompanies the verb to live? Is it the result of an action? Or are we passive beings that watch a series of events unfold before our eyes on the Television of Being that fuse with the minds of the celestial children? The chosen. We the celestial children live because we are chosen. And I choose to have that fajita. Fuck the general and he deems 'presentable'. I can kill a man on the battlefield whether I have a stain on me or not.

 

[wiki234]

The SS maple syrup is ready for battle! We live as legends and we will destroy everyone

 

[Revnarh]

What should I order...

 

[wiki234]

I have a very hard quest for you

 

[Chai]

"Mm... I'd rather not."