What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[sirix]

pause for effect, "Why hello."

 

[ovalteenies]

"Mom said when you hold your face one way long enough, it will become permanent. I should have listened."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"That's the most despicable thing I've ever heard.
Let's do it."

 

[Ironic]

"Come here, let me show you what these hands can really do..."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"Oh, I don't mind the staring... so long as you don't mind the consequences."

 

[Revnarh]

And now the bunny AND the hat are gone...as well as my head. Tadah!

 

[Ironic]

"Who is my next victim to love?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"It's okay, I'm using double stick tape."

 

[Ironic]

"If only someone was here with me to toy around with..."

 

[ovalteenies]

"You just gonna stare or what? For goodness's sake, I already have my boobs ready to burst"

 

[Ironic]

"I-I'm the king?!"

 

[Revnarh]

You don't need to be so shy...come on, touch them...I know how much you want to feel my smooth skin against your fingers...

 

[Dane Stalling]

"My hands are full. Why aren't your hands full too?"

 

[fezesarecool]

"What is this on my shoulder?!"

 

[Ironic]

"This guy is a fucking idiot... But keep it calm and don't say anything..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If I ask for the chocolate, he won't give it to me, but if I stare at it long enough... maybe he'll get the picture."

 

[ovalteenies]

"Ooooh yeah..I've been holding that fart since this morning."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I was keeping your tooth in my mouth for safekeeping, and I swallowed it."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I am so glad it's the weekend. Now I can relax!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Look! A kitten!"

 

[RockabillyFox]

"Damn that's a nice breeze..."

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Can a lady get some privacy? Please?"

 

[ovalteenies]

"This is what I get for peeping on a lady.."

 

[Revnarh]

What are you doing?

 

[Dane Stalling]

Capeskirts will be all the rage when everyone realizes how convenient they make... everything.