Banned for being so completely right and having something against pink ties! And if I dressed you, you'd be wearing a leather studded codpiece and a bondage collar.
Banned for underestimating my experience with ill-fitting fetish gear. (I actually don't have firsthand experience but I watch a lot of amateur porn...)
Banned for not knowing how magic works. There are school for magicians that teach you magic and let you understand how magic works. I could try to explain it to you if you want.