Banned for once again emphasizing the contrived over the personal - spankings should be performed across the lap of the administrator and not on any synthetic surface!
Banned for not attempting to defend the honour of my perky breasts. ^_^ (you spend enough time between them to at least try to stick up for them, Raze! ^_~)
Banned for using babies to make oil. You sick sick creature you (And tellmi, I figured your breasts could stick up for themselves. They are perky enough )