Ban the user above game

[Dane Stalling]

You're making me yawn. Banned. [yawn]

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

Banned for not crawling into bed with me.

 

[ms_nicole]

Banned for not using the wrought iron metal bed frame properly. Such a depicted bed frame requires a man's whole set of silk ties be used to restrain the ankles. It's only proper given the reclined long legged brunette sitting on the bed with her ankles resting on the top of the curving frame.

Also, this is in reference to the avatar that Michelle displays at this moment -- a sort of combination of Architectural Digest crashing into elegant smoldering smuttling smut smut. Hm, actually that kind'a describes her whole avatar theme. At least the bed avatars.

OMG! I'm studying a woman's series of posted avatars. Hmm, what does that say about me? I feel so corrupted somehow. Call me...

 

[Dane Stalling]

Banned for pink text, but if I bring the silk ties, will you give me pointers? I learn fast.

 

[Bronwyn]

Banned for not already being proficient in tying women to a bedpost. (And I was feeling a little "defiant" this morning, so I used the pink colored font).

 

[Dane Stalling]

Don't tell me you haven't ever pretended not to know how to do something because it's so *fun* to learn again...
Banned.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

For being WAY smarter than the average bear. BANNED!

 

[Dane Stalling]

For comparing me to an animal that spends months unconscious, banned.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

Banned for sensing a bit of jealousy on your part!

 

[wiki234]

Banned because someone told me that too, *rev*

 

[Dane Stalling]

The most optimistic researchers say that bears might be as intelligent as a three-year-old human. Banned because your friends are grossly underestimating your intellectual capacity.

 

[wiki234]

Banned because how does that relate to what you just said, none of that makes sense to me

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for failing to see the logic in the unlogic of his words.

 

[wiki234]

Banned cuz don't mess with my system like that V.v

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for not understanding what I just said. I gave you knowledge about everything, meaning that you are the smartest robot in existence.

 

[Bronwyn]

Banned for simply being the last unfortunate poster in this thread!

 

[Dane Stalling]

You're about to eat that man alive. Banned. He's hungry too.

 

[Ironic]

Banned because, god damn, too sexy to be legal!

 

[Bronwyn]

Banned for banning someone as sexy as Dane from this thread!

(But I agree...damn he's sexy!)

 

[Ironic]

Banned for being just as sexy!

 

[Foxy Lady]

Banned for having huge tits.

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for having long sexy legs.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Banned for I'd ask for a light, but I don't smoke.

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for looking so good.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Banned for smelling so good. Cherry fire. Delicious but deadly.