EnlightenedAneurysm said:
Top Gear is awful. The presenters go on as if they're from The Bible Belt, playing to the crowd in England that read the tabloids and believe that the EDL and/or BNP are worth having around. Cars are really not interesting and that Clarkson bloke needs to be shot.
Blasphemy!
Jeremy Clarkson is the GOD of petrol-heads! (Gasoline-heads just doesn't roll off the tongue so much).
Sure, he's an obnoxious, balding, curly haired git, but that's what makes him so endearing. Yes, even I sometimes want to slowly back up over him in a pickup, but as I did so, I would be expecting all sorts of witty retorts about my driving and how crappy my American pickup is. He's sometimes dangerously over-competitive, but he's rather like that awesome, funny uncle you like, but can't stand for more than an hour before you want to punch him in the nose.
James May is, in the same breath, both insufferably annoying and laughably sympathetic. You want to protect him from the other two because he's cultured, but at the same time you want to see him trip over and get dirty because you know instinctively that it'll piss him off.
Richard Hammond is the 'baby' of the group, and definitely the most entertaining and approachable of the three. I want to cuddle him and squish his spiky hair, even as he drives me around in his Porsche.
In comparison, the US Top Gear is… ahem… shit.
Oh, whoop-de-do, you drove three OFF-ROAD cars along Death Valley. I would be impressed if Top Gear hadn't driven a THOUSAND FRICKING MILES across Africa in ROAD CARS or been the FIRST people to DRIVE TO THE NORTH POLE!
Oh, and as an aside, Doctor Who rocks. I love David Tennant the best, but Matt Smith is also very damn good.
BOW TIES ARE COOL!
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