The Most Interesting Way To Die!

[Generalfoley]

Nice.

A porn star being killed by the force of their own orgasm.

...

You know, now that I say it out loud like that, it doesn't sound that possible...

 

[Zoe]

You get killed by the golf ball the astronaughts hit on the moon...

 

[Thatoneguy85]

( I know it's been done but...)

Killed by the orbital debris of the MIR space station's toilet seat

 

[RyuuJester]

death by fan girl glomping

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Death by spaghettification" - being propelled over the event horizon of a Black Hole.

 

[Bronwyn]

Laying your head on Dolly Parton's lap when her bra strap snaps and you smother to death!

 

[XXtraPrince]

* But what a way to go! *

Getting halfway across the street when you see a truck approaching - so you step back and get greased by a bus coming in the other direction!

 

[Thatoneguy85]

* But what a way to go! *

Getting halfway across the street when you see a truck approaching - so you step back and get greased by a bus coming in the other direction!

I loled Because it's happened...

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Having a plane about 30,000 ft over head have a failure in it's septic system.
Blue-turd-javelin of doom.

Sadly this actually happen to someone in Florida a few years back.
Thus proving, if it's your time... it's your time...
no matter how shitty it is.

 

[lowblow emma]

Hit by a frozen block of urine jettisoned from an airliner.

 

[Candy]

Cum poisoning.

 

[Constanze]

Peacefully in my sleep in my 80s

 

[Thedawn]

Cumming slipping on your cum qnd breaking your head

 

[Revnarh]

Death by being repeatedly hit with a spoon!