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Acolyte of Lust
Super-Earth
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2024
If you’re a guy who stumbled upon this RT, at least you get some free eye candy out of it.
Now that I have your attention…
The woman pictured above went by the stage name “Dylan Ryder” during her stint in the pornographic film business. Unfortunately, her time as a performer was relatively short, but that’s done nothing to detract from her status as my all-time favorite adult actress. For me, she has it all: a sultry face punctuated by “fuck me” eyes, natural bronze skin, not-so-natural fake tits with a perfectly spherical shape, a rockin’ body, raven hair in a bob cut, and a completely hairless pussy.
Girl certainly lived up to the “Ryder” name.
While my most fervent wish is that I will somehow wake up next to her one day and get to fuck her until the end of time, that’s not going to actually happen. The next best thing is getting to do that virtually through text.
Okay, but seriously…if the powers that be are looking at this post, I’d love to wake up to this POV every single day.
As far as the actual settings and themes go, I’m down for many things! Modern is the obvious go-to, with everything from slice-of-life to crazy stuff like spies or assassins to stuff with more fantastical elements or even horror on the table. Historical or fantasy? Why not. (Probably best to hand wave her ta-tas being augmented and pretend they’re all real in those cases, though.) She could be anything from a government agent to a succubus to God Him - uh, Herself to an eldritch horror wearing a hot little skin suit.
The only hard and fast (because she makes ME hard) requirement is that the lead female character be portrayed by her.
What, you thought I wanted to picture myself railing Gorlock the Destroyer?
I guarantee you I’m worth your time and happy to come up with fun, elaborate, and interesting stories!
Oh, and kinks can be discussed, but I’m not into anything truly out there, weird, or outside normal sex practices. People into the extreme stuff need not apply.
She really is the epitome of the ideal porn star body, ain’t she?
One more thing: I strongly prefer to talk and play over Discord. PMs are a MAYBE, threads a never.
That’s it. Send me a message already and let’s get on it!
One more thing: I strongly prefer to talk and play over Discord. PMs are a MAYBE, threads a never.
That’s it. Send me a message already and let’s get on it!
