saltedvxxn
Moon
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- Feb 16, 2024
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
how was your nap? I hope it wasn't too bumpy back there.
Hey there, I'm a salty bitch but you can just call me Salt! Not new to writing or to this site, but I might be new to you!
I'm not really great at this whole getting to know you thing, so let's get right into the meat of it!
Tabs are sorted by importance. If you really, really hate reading for some reason, at least just read the first two. Do not approach me if you haven't even read what my absolute no's are.
Non-negotiable, I don't write these.
These are my favorites, but none of them are required. I know my cup of tea isn't everyone's.
The above two lists are just a summary of what I like! If you're interested in seeing the full list, I've filled out every kink on F-list for your viewing convenience!
Note, as a general rule I don't tend to write 100% vanilla. I like the spice, if something as small as spanking is too spicy for you, we probably won't mesh.
Another note as I've forgotten to clarify, I only play as a submissive. Where I CAN play a male character, I have the most experience with writing a female character and I enjoy it the most.
Finally, what is it that I want?
As always, this thread is an eternal work in progress. Hope to hear from you soon!
how was your nap? I hope it wasn't too bumpy back there.
Hey there, I'm a salty bitch but you can just call me Salt! Not new to writing or to this site, but I might be new to you!
I'm not really great at this whole getting to know you thing, so let's get right into the meat of it!
Tabs are sorted by importance. If you really, really hate reading for some reason, at least just read the first two. Do not approach me if you haven't even read what my absolute no's are.
- I've been writing since I can remember, roleplaying on and off for about ten years. I've just come back from a long hiatus, so it might take me a bit to shake the rust off.
- What is or is not in your pants doesn't matter to me, never has. However, if not knowing what's in mine really tickles your toes, I'll concede: I am three rats in a trench coat, or female. Whichever you prefer, really.
- I live in the Midwest, time zone is EST. I work first shift, Monday thru Friday so my active hours are typically 3:30-8pm and on weekends, with some smatterings of responses during the workday.
- Where I love OOC chatter and maybe making some friends, I will not tolerate being flirted with, even in a playful manner. I am more engaged than a bibliophile in the Great Library of Alexandria, and he's not going anywhere anytime soon. I locked him in my basement.
- If you approach me in character with no prior OOC talk or explanation I will assume that your character is a vagrant eating crayons on my front porch.(Don't approach IC.)
- I write exclusively third person, past tense. I don't enjoy first person or using present tense. She breathes a sigh of relief = present tense. She breathed a sigh of relief = past tense.
- My preference is for long-term roleplays. If you're looking for oneshots, short stories, or a quick blow, don't look here.
- I consider myself to be on the bottom half of literate, but the scale of literacy varies widely. I'm not perfect, and I do struggle sometimes with having perfect grammar(looking at you, passive voice), but outside of human error I'm relatively consistent with grammar, punctuation, and spelling. What do I ask of you? Just don't send me word salad, and know what a comma is.
- First comes literacy, then there's length, then there's one-liners smacking me in my goddamn face- ahem. I mean to say, I write anywhere from 2-5 decent paragraphs, depending on the context in the story and what I received. I do my best to give what I get, but again, we're all human. For my partners, all I ask is two small paragraphs(or more!). Just no one-liners. I don't write novella, never have, unless I accidentally write a one-off response that's really, really long.
- Plot and smut. We need them both, but how much of each? That depends on the story. My plot/smut ratio goes anywhere from 30/70 to 70/30, though I tend to lean towards the smuttier side. That said, even if there's no real plot, I find at least a vague storyline necessary to make everything else make sense.
Non-negotiable, I don't write these.
- Adultery/cheating
- Fandoms. Only exception to this is Skyrim, and even then, I don't write canon characters.
- Vore of any kind
- Scat
- Bad ends/death- only applies to main characters. NPCs are fair game.
- Micro/Marcophilia
- Necrophilia
- Beastiality
- Incest
- Obesity
These are my favorites, but none of them are required. I know my cup of tea isn't everyone's.
- Knots/knotting
- Hucow
- DD/lg or MD/lg
- Bondage(light all the way to immobilization)
- Aftercare
- Stockings/lingerie
- Leash/collar
- Almost anything falling under the BDSM umbrella
- Aftercare
- Risk of and/or pregnancy
- Lactation
- Stomach/throat bulge
- Pet/slaveplay
The above two lists are just a summary of what I like! If you're interested in seeing the full list, I've filled out every kink on F-list for your viewing convenience!
Note, as a general rule I don't tend to write 100% vanilla. I like the spice, if something as small as spanking is too spicy for you, we probably won't mesh.
Another note as I've forgotten to clarify, I only play as a submissive. Where I CAN play a male character, I have the most experience with writing a female character and I enjoy it the most.
Finally, what is it that I want?
I usually bleach my cravings a bit, make them a bit more palatable. Tonight, I'm just gonna lay it all out.
Dairy Delights
Lactation / Breeding / Pregnancy / Master-Pet / Optionally: Branding, Amputation, Mooore??
Rough shavings, or a soft bed? Matted fur, or clean, shining skin? MC is a dairy cow, whether she be human, a kemonomimi, or an anthro(no feral animals). The life she lives and her relationship to YC is up to you. Is this life all she's ever known? Was she sold into it to repay a debt? Was she kidnapped, or was it an arranged deal? Does she exist solely for YC's pleasure, as a pet or a partner, or is she just another cow on a large-scale dairy farm, living in a sterile stall? The possibilities are endless!
Daddy's Darling
DD/lg / BDSM
"And what are you gonna do about it, Daddy?"
They met for the first time at a bar. Or maybe it was a BDSM club. Or was it that YC suffered through something traumatic, and MC was there to save her?
Will YC be a good little girl, or will she be the toughest brat YC has ever met? Will YC treat her with a soft hand and gentle touches, or is it a harder approach she needs? Regardless of how our two characters turn out, it's sure to be filled with plenty of wholesome moments, not-so-wholesome moments, plushies, pacis and cartoons.
Oops!
Accidental Pregnancy / Slice of Life
Who knew one night stands could be so good? MC and YC spend a night together after a lukewarm date- and the night takes a sharp turn. Maybe the date wasn't great, but the sex? It was otherworldly. A night turns into a weekend, which turns into them being frequent friends with benefits- though they don't have much interest in trying to date each other. That is, until YC receives a text one night begging for him to come over. Except when he arrives, he doesn't find MC primed and ready for a wild night. Instead he finds her naked in the bathtub quietly shaking, holding a thin stick with two pink lines in a death grip.
MC wasn't ready to have a child yet, and certainly not with YC, but now that it's happening, she wants to keep it. How will their relationship unfold? Will they work out their differences? Will they learn that they weren't so bad for each other after all, and nurture a flourishing relationship? Will they marry? Who knows?
Repopulate the Earth
Reverse Harem / Breeding / Pregnancy
I said no fandom content, but this one is loosely based off the Fallout franchise, Vaults 68 to be precise. I have never managed to play the games so I'm not familiar with the worldbuilding or lore too much, so don't get too excited, but I enjoy the premise.
Tragedy has struck the planet. Billions of people, most of the world's population, dead or terribly sick. Whether it was over the course of many, many years, or if it happened in a flash, the same fact holds true: only one woman remains. Hundreds of the opposite sex have survived the event, but by a stroke of what has to be luck but feels like a curse, MC is the only woman known to be alive and fertile. Without her, humanity is doomed.
How will MC be treated? Will she be able to choose her mates, or will she be passed around like a toy to as many men as possible, all hoping to continue their lines? Is she a goddess among men, or no more than a bird in a cage, protected solely for the cargo she bears?
Take a peek through my F-list too, see what you can find. I'm open to YOUR ideas and cravings as well! Don't be shy, shoot me a message!
Dairy Delights
Lactation / Breeding / Pregnancy / Master-Pet / Optionally: Branding, Amputation, Mooore??
Rough shavings, or a soft bed? Matted fur, or clean, shining skin? MC is a dairy cow, whether she be human, a kemonomimi, or an anthro(no feral animals). The life she lives and her relationship to YC is up to you. Is this life all she's ever known? Was she sold into it to repay a debt? Was she kidnapped, or was it an arranged deal? Does she exist solely for YC's pleasure, as a pet or a partner, or is she just another cow on a large-scale dairy farm, living in a sterile stall? The possibilities are endless!
Daddy's Darling
DD/lg / BDSM
"And what are you gonna do about it, Daddy?"
They met for the first time at a bar. Or maybe it was a BDSM club. Or was it that YC suffered through something traumatic, and MC was there to save her?
Will YC be a good little girl, or will she be the toughest brat YC has ever met? Will YC treat her with a soft hand and gentle touches, or is it a harder approach she needs? Regardless of how our two characters turn out, it's sure to be filled with plenty of wholesome moments, not-so-wholesome moments, plushies, pacis and cartoons.
Oops!
Accidental Pregnancy / Slice of Life
Who knew one night stands could be so good? MC and YC spend a night together after a lukewarm date- and the night takes a sharp turn. Maybe the date wasn't great, but the sex? It was otherworldly. A night turns into a weekend, which turns into them being frequent friends with benefits- though they don't have much interest in trying to date each other. That is, until YC receives a text one night begging for him to come over. Except when he arrives, he doesn't find MC primed and ready for a wild night. Instead he finds her naked in the bathtub quietly shaking, holding a thin stick with two pink lines in a death grip.
MC wasn't ready to have a child yet, and certainly not with YC, but now that it's happening, she wants to keep it. How will their relationship unfold? Will they work out their differences? Will they learn that they weren't so bad for each other after all, and nurture a flourishing relationship? Will they marry? Who knows?
Repopulate the Earth
Reverse Harem / Breeding / Pregnancy
I said no fandom content, but this one is loosely based off the Fallout franchise, Vaults 68 to be precise. I have never managed to play the games so I'm not familiar with the worldbuilding or lore too much, so don't get too excited, but I enjoy the premise.
Tragedy has struck the planet. Billions of people, most of the world's population, dead or terribly sick. Whether it was over the course of many, many years, or if it happened in a flash, the same fact holds true: only one woman remains. Hundreds of the opposite sex have survived the event, but by a stroke of what has to be luck but feels like a curse, MC is the only woman known to be alive and fertile. Without her, humanity is doomed.
How will MC be treated? Will she be able to choose her mates, or will she be passed around like a toy to as many men as possible, all hoping to continue their lines? Is she a goddess among men, or no more than a bird in a cage, protected solely for the cargo she bears?
Take a peek through my F-list too, see what you can find. I'm open to YOUR ideas and cravings as well! Don't be shy, shoot me a message!
As always, this thread is an eternal work in progress. Hope to hear from you soon!
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