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DamningTheHeavens

DamningTheHeavens

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Post quotes from random books, movies, songs, games, whatever. They can be meaningful, funny, disturbing, etc. Please cite your quotes. Discuss your quote or not, your choice.

"My dream is but a drop of fuel for a nightmare."

~Sonata Arctica, album Unia. The quote is in the song, as well being the song title.
 
"Can't unring the bell," Hari "Caine" Khapur, in Blade of Tyshalle, by Matthew Stover.

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep." Last stanza of Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening, by Robert Frost.

EDIT: "What would you say if I told you I was going to knucklefuck you in the cocksucker?" Self.
 
"You know what you're high school yearbook picture will say? 'Most likely to grow up lonely and molest a child' Me? I'd make it simple and have it say: 'Most likely to be the next Pope'" ~Me
 
Legion said:
"You know what you're high school yearbook picture will say? 'Most likely to grow up lonely and molest a child' Me? I'd make it simple and have it say: 'Most likely to be the next Pope'" ~Me
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BAHAHA! Outstanding
 
"Captain, my captain. Would you like to know a secret? There's something moving in the darkness and it's coming.. for you." -Torchwood.
 
"The lights was as loud as the music were bright!" -Me after Mudvayne. [good times. xP]
 
"I see...three sets of boobies...and a cutting board." -Taokaka, Blazblue Continuum Shift~
 
"He's just popped up to say hello and then he went back down below, baby. Yeah!" -Austin Powers
 
Your principles are about to be bent over my car hood and brutally violated, as opposed to the light molestation they've recieved thus far. <-- Seraph~ :3

Now we all have a great need for acceptance, but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own, even though others may think them odd or unpopular, even though the herd may go,"that's baaaaad." Robert Frost said, "Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." - Dead Poet's Society
 
"If I'm a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricant." - T-shirt at Spencer's. >:B

"SHUT UP AND LET SHAY READ HORTON HEARS A WHO" - My friend Jess when she was high.

Jess: "Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum!" Me: "What?" Jess: "Can I come in?" Me: "Yes." Jess: "Mum, mum, can I come in?" Me: "No." Jess: "FUCK." <--When Jess is high, she repeats herself.
 
"I still consider myself a virgin. The guy I had sex with had a tiny penis. He didn't pop my fucking cherry." My friend Meg
 
Marsellus: You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

~ Pulp Fiction
 
"Skin so-white. Pry back the porcelain, to reveal the flesh! Forever, darkness. You will not make it through-this night again." Divine Heresy, album Bringer of Plagues, song Darkness Embedded
 
I will dominate this thread in a terrible way. I resisted as long as I could.
"If you married me and had my chocolate babies you'd never get my pee on your butt. How many men can promise you that?" - my "new" friend Simon
 
2AM_Club said:
I will dominate this thread in a terrible way. I resisted as long as I could.
"If you married me and had my chocolate babies you'd never get my pee on your butt. How many men can promise you that?" - my "new" friend Simon
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That.... was.... wow. just wow. And why were you resisting?
 
Because of this: -throws up hella quotes-

Bud : (About Kristie Alley) "I would fuck the shit out of her for two grand."

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -
Chick: I don't need this.
Drew: Said the fat girl to the cupcake.

"Bring your A-game and a death grip cuz I like it nice and tight." - White Lightning

Me: Where is your loyalty to me?!?
Foxxy: Not in my penis

JDeans: I don't even know what a winter formal is. I guess a formal when it's cold.

C: I thought porn stars were D-list?
R: No, that's the double D-list, C.

Yawn: "You can't wipe your ass with Swiss Rolls."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." - Catch 22

"Let it not be said of you: I walked a path, but never left an imprint." - Sons of Fortune

"I standardize test like a mutherfucker." - Random Guy on the bus

BAMF: "I like Target. I don't care if they exploit small children."

"The front is fun, but the back is a better ride." - AdorableGuy
 
Dear sweet jesus. O_O

-should have said 1 quote per post-

Ben "I'm NOT fucking David."
Kim "They didn't say you were fucking David, they said you ARE David."
 
Told you!
Again, Simon because looking over old chat history is making me ROFL: "Your personality makes me want to fuck you."
 
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