It was a cloudy day when Greg got up this morning. It was his day off. He would of much rather stay home and drink a cold beer and sit back and relax. But that wasn't the case. Greg has been married now for about two years. And you know, he thought things were good between his wife and him. Every since the honeymoon things kind of got real. The bills...the idea of conceiving a child...and THE COOKING. The wife doesn't really work, she kind of becmae a part-timer... and still it has been a couple of months. Her cooking hasn't improved.
So a couple of weeks ago, Greg got home and the Wife stood at the hallway, blocking his way to enter the living room, in which he wanted to set his things down and lay down on the couch. But nope, the Wife stood in his way, and said, "Honey...we need to talk." It was like Greg had been in a car accident. He stood there dazzed...and confused. He had no idea what could of brought this on. The night before he had just "made love" to his wife. After a month hiatus.
"Is this about the sex?" Greg said, dropping his things down and walking over to his wife giving her a kiss. She didn't return the kiss. This was when Greg knew it was serious. So they moved to the living room (yes!! I get to sit...) Greg mind shouted.
"I want you to see somebody..." said the Wife. Greg made these shocked expressions, you would think he was auditioning for a horror film. "This is about the sex right?" said Greg. The Wife shook her head. "I want us to see a marital counselor." said the Wife.
"WHAT!!!" Greg felt his heart dropped. "What's wrong..." the Wife said "It's nothing...it's just I think we need help..."
"If you say it's nothing, then why do we have to see this person?" said Greg
"She's really good...she got Jeff and Audrey back to ecstasy..." said the Wife.
"No...I'm not seeing a shrink..." said Greg, getting up off the couch, the one place that would make all his stress melt away, now the Wife has turned the couch into the place where the Wife said we need help. Greg that day left the house and took a walk, then came back for supper, and didn't discuss it with the wife.
------------------------ One Week Later ------------------------
Greg is standing in front of double doors made out of glass, there he can see a woman sitting behind a desk, on the phone. She seemed pretty attractive. That's one thing Greg needs, someone who's as attractive as his wife, and is basically agreeing with his wife that there is a problem.
So after a few seconds of waiting, he decides to knock on the door and pushes the door open. "Hi...your secretary said you weren't busy..." Greg said.
So a couple of weeks ago, Greg got home and the Wife stood at the hallway, blocking his way to enter the living room, in which he wanted to set his things down and lay down on the couch. But nope, the Wife stood in his way, and said, "Honey...we need to talk." It was like Greg had been in a car accident. He stood there dazzed...and confused. He had no idea what could of brought this on. The night before he had just "made love" to his wife. After a month hiatus.
"Is this about the sex?" Greg said, dropping his things down and walking over to his wife giving her a kiss. She didn't return the kiss. This was when Greg knew it was serious. So they moved to the living room (yes!! I get to sit...) Greg mind shouted.
"I want you to see somebody..." said the Wife. Greg made these shocked expressions, you would think he was auditioning for a horror film. "This is about the sex right?" said Greg. The Wife shook her head. "I want us to see a marital counselor." said the Wife.
"WHAT!!!" Greg felt his heart dropped. "What's wrong..." the Wife said "It's nothing...it's just I think we need help..."
"If you say it's nothing, then why do we have to see this person?" said Greg
"She's really good...she got Jeff and Audrey back to ecstasy..." said the Wife.
"No...I'm not seeing a shrink..." said Greg, getting up off the couch, the one place that would make all his stress melt away, now the Wife has turned the couch into the place where the Wife said we need help. Greg that day left the house and took a walk, then came back for supper, and didn't discuss it with the wife.
------------------------ One Week Later ------------------------
Greg is standing in front of double doors made out of glass, there he can see a woman sitting behind a desk, on the phone. She seemed pretty attractive. That's one thing Greg needs, someone who's as attractive as his wife, and is basically agreeing with his wife that there is a problem.
So after a few seconds of waiting, he decides to knock on the door and pushes the door open. "Hi...your secretary said you weren't busy..." Greg said.