DIE LAUGHING - M/M,M/F, FAN, UPDATED 22nd

[sevenpercentsolution]

I've posted in both RP Request sections, as I play both genders, and all gender pairings.

CURRENTLY CRAVING
Horror!
Crime!
Wild Man/Traveller​

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 9+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives
- Capable of playing multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual (M/M) and heterosexual pairings
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)

RULES
- No bestiality
- No parent-child incestuous relationships; I may accept some incest in odd situations (Eg: Brian/Dexter, Pavi/Luigi, Amber/Luigi, etc)
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's black text on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted a bizarre/unusual pairing)
- Tell me what you want to play: I need to know the fan-title/pairing, and what gender pairing you want
- Know what you want
- No roleplays based around violent rape. Coercion, or fights for dominance are different, however.

FAN PAIRINGS

TITLE (WHO I CAN PLAY)

MOVIES
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Leslie Vernon)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
Indiana Jones (Indana)
Ironman (Tony Stark)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Paranormal Activity (The Demon, OC Character)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
The Rundown (Beck, Travis)
The Whole Nine Yards (Oz Oseransky, Jimmy 'Tulip' Tudesky)
Transformers (Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky, Megatron)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

TELEVISION SHOWS
CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, David Hodges, Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, Catherine Willows, Lady Heather)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Farscape (Crichton, Chiana, Scorpius, Aeryn)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: Atlantis (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)
Trigun (Vash the Stampede)
Free Agents (Stephen Caudwell)

COMICS/BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)

VIDEO GAMES
Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Dead Head Fred (Fred)
Final Fantasy VII (Cid Highwind, Rufus Shinra, Reeve)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)
Silent Hill (Pyramid Head, OC, Various Monsters)
Team Fortress 2 (Medic, Sniper, Pyro, Scout, Spy)


ORIGINAL PAIRINGS
Cop/Criminal
Cop/Stalker
Detective/Serial Killer (M/M Only)
Suburban Dweller/Weird New Neighbour
Roommate/New Roommate
Hitman/Target
Assassin/Assassin
Cop/Hacker
Bodyguard/Employer
Depressed Businessman/Mafia Man
Robber/Ex-Special Ops. Marine
Therapist/Patient
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Bored Retail Worker/Weird Co-Worker (Supernatural)
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
War Protester/Soldier

SETTINGS/PLOTLINES
Post-Apocalyptic
Modern
Zombie Plague
Virus Outbreak
Time of War

TO CONTACT, POST ON THREAD OR SEND A PM.
ONLY CONTACT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TITLE AND/OR AND PAIRING YOU WANT. DO NOT CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO DECIDE; THAT'S WHY THE LIST IS HERE.​

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Hey, it's Nathan's shoes.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-vomits into an enema bag-

I'm sorry Gwen, but you defiled this place with twilight.

-ala vomit enema inside of you-

I'm so sorry

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

It's Kawamura's fault. Give him a vomit enema.

Or push him down the fail slide:

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I'll do both.

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

It's not my fault, it's seven's fault!

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Why Gwen?!

Why?!

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I said what I meant and I meant what I said. It's Kawa's fault... because... he was arguing about fruit.

SOMETIMES A TWILIGHT GIF IS NEEDED. TO RESTORE THE PEACE. AND UNITE US ALL.

... AGAINST TWILIGHT

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-proceeds to vomit enema KAWA, SEVEN, AND GWEN and throw down them all down the fail slide-

I LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR A FEW DAYS, AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS. YOU ALL MAKE ME SOOO ANGRY.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The fail slide chafes.

I've been down that thing so many times in my life that there should be enough sloughed off me to top a nice salad. Or taco.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Abe Lincoln's corncob pipe!!!!!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

I will distract you will Morgan Freeman while I make my escape.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-Organizes posse to round up Gwendolyn-

I'm sorry. You have violated this board with unholy images of the movie/book/abomination who's name must not be spoken.

You must die.

For the greater good.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

ERROR! GWENDOLYN CANNOT BE FOUND.

LOADING BACK-UP DRIVE...

FAILURE TO LOAD.

INITIATE EMERGENCY SEQUENCE.

CTRL+ALT+GIF_SPAM

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I will find you.

It is only a matter of time.

Hee, JokerBatmanGordanDent Cruise Fest!

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Gwen to my shoddy connection: Fuck you.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The brokeback mountain one always fascinates me because of the way that Jake Gyllenhaal's ear suddenly just pops up between Ledger's fingers there. D8

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

LOL! I just noticed that! thats hilarious

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

You can see him move his fingers, but it is pretty quick.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I'm surprised Gyllenhaal still had a face after that.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

That Ledger didn't demolish it by kissing him?

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

He certainly looks like he's trying to suck his face off.

Poor Jake.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rodd in Fifth Element makes me lol already, but that .GIF is ridiculous.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

You're ridiculous!

That's right I said it!