Fact: I've been among the sand all day...walking, my feet hurt, I smell like the ocean, and I hate that damn island....5 miles each way....I love hard sand and boardwalks..but not soft sand and forest mages...no it's not a fucking video game
Fact the 2nd: He was found in a Bangkok hotel room closet with a cord around his neck and one around his genitals. He croaked from auto-erotic asphyxiation. Holy shit.