Random Fact About You.

[H a r r i e t]

Not sure yet . . .
What do you do? Waiter?

 

[Hero]

I do everything. Literally.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Then I could torment you by . . . being one of those, customers that complain about everything.
Wait. That'd be horrid. Too horrid.
I dunno what I'd do yet. But I'd do it.

 

[Hero]

Fact: Women don't get me riled up easily. Men can ruffle my collar on whims.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Is there a particular reason as to why?

 

[Hero]

Fact: I just realized that sounded gay.

It's because women have treated me much better in my life. Men in my mind end up being grouped as general ass holes.

So with a predetermined notion of their personality, I just get mad quicker with them.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Hm. Well, in my opinion, both genders are a pain in the ass.
I can't be friends with a lot of women because of that.

 

[Hero]

I have four guy friends I see regularly and thirteen female.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I don't even know how many male friends I have . . .
In RL, I have only one female friend. Online, I have about . . . two.

 

[Hero]

Hmm...Friends.

 

[H a r r i e t]

xD
No, really. They're friends. Just friends.

 

[Hero]

What? Where on earth where you getting strange insinuations?

 

[H a r r i e t]

. . . I thought you were going somewhere . . .

 

[Lyra]

. . . I thought you were going somewhere . . .

Well, if he doesn't want to go somewhere we can... ^.^

That was an insinuation.

 

[Hero]

I was grasping for retorts.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Fact; My friend Chris says that he can fly like Superman.

 

[Lyra]

ignored -.-

 

[Hero]

I'll have to find my kryptonite.

 

[H a r r i e t]

xD
You have kryptonite, Hero?
I'll have to tell him . . .

 

[Hero]

In three varieties.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Oh my.
Do you have a thing against buff guys with curly hair?

 

[Hero]

Only if they're dicks. And Superman is a dick.

 

[Lyra]

Superman is a dick? How so?

 

[H a r r i e t]

Eh. I was never a Superman fan to begin with.

 

[Hero]

Proof that Superman is a dick.