Late to the party!
White chocolate, while sweet, has a consistency and texture that doesn't agree with me. No offense against, it, just not my personal thing.
Dark chocolate may be merely rich to connoisseurs, but my taste buds translate it as bitter. Same with coffee; are the dark chocolate fanciers also coffee drinkers? That's a correlation I've seen in real lfe...
So it's milk chocolate for me, all the way. No slight on anyone else, but that's just how my tongue works.
Er... as far as chocolate, at least.
And while I'd love to be a chocolate delivery system of any sort, you'd have to shave most parts of me to avoid hair contamination, and I'm not going to endure the itchiness of re-growth for just ANYONE...
Also, my beard grows in at a rather redder shade than my hair these days; does that make me a mutant?