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Fact: I need to take a shower and go to sleep...................

Also Fact: That guy we doodled penises on had to take a two hour shower with a new loofa and an entire bottle of soap to cleanse himself.

Also Also Fact: He was a cool shade of bright pink/red all day today ^_^
 
@ Dox- Lol, that's sad! I saw the vid. He must've been out! Wasted. I don't think I'd be able to sleep through all that. -shakes head-

So, are you in the Navy? 'Cause you say 'marine' like you're not one.
 
Fact: I haven't watched food network since I moved out of my big brother's house... a while ago... :mrgreen:

Fact: I was getting a little tired of it.

FAct: I thought Guy Fieri was cute.
 
Fact: I am not a marine but I work incredibly close to them. They call me Doc, but I won't say what that is here so you'll have to go and find out what exactly I am ~_^
 
Fact: The cats in my house are crazy.
Fact: The dog is insane.
Fact: Never give our dog catnipp.

Dear lords watch the last one. Give the dog the nipp and he is more hyper then Rikku (FFX and FFX-2) on pixie sticks and energy drinks. He is crazy.
 
Fact: my erections are never properly timed, doggammit.

Fact: every time I notice there are no Mods currently on, either here or on other boards I frequent, I have this impulse to run around all crazy-go-nuts. Which I know is stupid, because it's a doggamn message board, and the evidence would still be there when a Mod got back. But it's still this giddy mad impulse.
 
Fact: I have a metaphorically huge penis that is constantly hard.
For sex.
For blood.
For violence.
For love.

It's very contradictory in its longings. Blasted thing, I can't keep a chastity belt on it, and it already broke two of its muzzles.
 
Fact: As of this moment, Mr. M has spelt my name wrong three times.
Do you long for my penis or are you envious of it?
 
Notte said:
Fact: As of this moment, Mr. M has spelt my name wrong three times.
Do you long for my penis or are you envious of it?
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Fact: The spelling flaw elides from "hottie", which has been my semi-unconscious referent, until now. Once it's pointed out, it's no longer an accident. Notte. Notte. Got it.

Fact: My deep and sincere apologies, Notte.

Fact: Neither envious not desirous, just kind of fascinated, like all those porno clips of chicks with metaphorical dicks.
 
Perhaps it is, perhaps it is not.

Je ne suis pas sûr de cela, je suis seulement aimé parce que mon pénis a des techniques multiples.

You, Mr. M, are forgiven.
 
You probably should be fascinated by it.
Always, always new things to learn.

Fact: I'm running around in my undies and I don't care who knows, because it brings me entertainment.
 
I'm not a huge fan of google translation.

OMG! I know!
Do you know how big of a hassle it is for people to see all your femininity when you have a metaphorical cock that huge?
Makes it even harder (Pun intended), when people want to stroke it.
So, it doesn't even bother to apologize for itself when it's left with blue balls later.
*Giggles*
 
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