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The 'Laugh You Lose' Game

Me: â??Good afternoon, this is [cellphone store]. How may I help you?â?

Customer: â??I came in to your store today and you sold me a defective phone!â?

Me: â??Iâ??m sorry, sir. What is your full name and phone number so I can pull up your account?â?

Customer: *gives information*

Me: â??Okay, thanks. I see, you bought a [phone]. What seems to be the problem?

Customer: â??The keyboard on this piece of s*** wonâ??t come out!â?

Me: â??Have you tried sliding it the other way?â?

*really long pause*

Customer: â??Well thanks a lot, b****! Now you made me feel like a f***ing idiot!â? *click*
 
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Moses Departing Egypt...

Told through facebook.

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This was a YIM convo with my hubby. It made me laugh.

symar: myamya
timeoftheeyeivy: :p
symar: I heard that 'mmmpf' noise
timeoftheeyeivy: nuh-uh!
symar: yus. with my kitty-hearing powers! mya!
timeoftheeyeivy: ilu! <3
symar: ilu?
timeoftheeyeivy: yeah, I luh you
symar: oh thanks. I needed some luhing. will you luh me in the shower tomorrow, too? it sounds very.... foriegn adn cleansing.
 
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