A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The husband thought about it for a few moments before saying he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here for only $150!?"
The husband replied, "Long ago a man died here, three days later he came back from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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