I'm just gonna go all out.
Rules
{1} Be advanced literate. My definition of adv. lit. is the following:
Rules
{1} Be advanced literate. My definition of adv. lit. is the following:
- + 5-12+ paragraphs for an introduction post.
+ At least 1 paragraph per post afterward.
+ Proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc. (I do understand mistakes - I am borderline dyslexic so I make them myself. I only ask that you try.)
+ This means quality as well as quantity.[/list:u]
I am very flexible with these expectations, so don't run off just yet.
{2} Be creative. I think this is pretty self-explanatory.
{3} Be versatile. Do not tell me "I can't play ___ because ___." I understand having preferences (hell knows I have them), so don't tell me you "can't" do something. You can, just just don't want to. And usually, thats alright, I'm flexible, so long as you're not an ass about it.
{4} Contribute. If you have a suggestion or an idea, express it! I love working together and brainstorming on plots. I will not be too happy if I am forced to think of the plot all by myself.
{5} Be mature. By this I mean that you must be comfortable with sex and violence of varying degrees and disturbing and/or graphic descriptions thereof, offensive language, and material of a sensitive nature such as abuse, drug addiction, adultery, etc. You ARE on an adult roleplaying site, for god's sake.
{6} Have a sense of humor. If you are a tight-ass, I will not roleplay with you. I have to feel comfortable with somebody before I can roleplay with them, or it just won't work out. If I get a weird vibe from you or you make me uncomfortable, I won't respond.
{7} Don't be an idiot. I don't respond well to rude or thoughtless comments.
{8} Don't be a brat. No "its my way or the highway." I don't stand for it. A roleplay is a collaborative effort.
{9} Be honest. If you don't want to roleplay, or if you want to change anything, tell me. I will listen.
There, all finished! That wasn't so bad, was it? Just adhere to these few rules and I'm sure we'll get along famously. <3
Info
A few notes before we get to the actual roleplay topics:
I roleplay slash, femslash, and hetero all. You'll find a lot of het on this list, but usually (read: 90% of the time) I can be persuaded into slash or femslash. :]
I play both male and female. However, understand that I am human, so for some genres I will have a preference.
I play a wide variety of characters. I don't believe that any person is strictly "dominant" or "submissive." However, if you are into D/s or bondage or master x slave or any of that, I can accommodate. Just ask.
Plot is great. But we don't have to have one. If you want a complex multi-character story arc, that's great. If you want pure smut, that's fine too. I'm a girl of both tastes. <3
Regarding OC's: I don't do canon x OC pairings for all fandoms, but for some I do. I love OC's. But they should not be AUTOMATICALLY involved romantically with a canon or somehow related to them, etc. It just ain't right.
NO ANIME PICTURES. I like references. But they must be real-life photos, sry2say. I hate anime. I also hate random ass Asian characters/names. What the fuck.
I don't respond well to srs bsns ppl. Be merry!
I will not respond to you if I don't feel we are clicking, or if something just doesn't feel right. I go with my gut feelings on these, and usually if I don't think its going to work out, it doesn't.
Bold indicates a character preference, if any. These are not set in stone.
Fandoms
Arrested Development: Michael x OC; Lindsay x Tobias; George Michael x Maeby; George Michael x Ann(/Egg/Plain/Plant); GOB x anyone; various Bluthcest sexings (because its practically canon anyway); gen (no non-canon pairings)
*This is simply for the lolz, people. For the LOLZ. I want to roleplay it like an episode, narration and hilarious flashbacks and all.
Batman ["Nolanverse"]: Batman x Joker; Batman x Catwoman; Two-Face x Joker; Catwoman x Joker (lolwhat?); Poison Ivy x Batman; Poison Ivy x Joker; Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn; Poison Ivy x Catwoman; various triangles; OC's; open to others
*I am VERY interested in Nolanized versions of Poison Ivy and Catwoman, as you can tell.
**NO Joker x Harley Quinn. Ever.
Brokeback Mountain: Ennis x Jack
East of Eden: Cal x Abra; Cal x Aron
Gangs of New York: Butcher x female OC; Butcher x Vallon
Gossip Girl: Blair x Serena; Georgina x Serena; Blair x Jenny; Jenny x OC; Chuck x Blair; Nate x Vanessa; Chuck x Serena; Dan x Serena; Blair x Serena x Dan; Chuck x Blair x Serena; Nate x Blair x Serena
Greys Anatomy: Addison x any canon (male or female); Christina x Meredith; triangles!; open to pretty much anything
Harry Potter - Trio: too many to list, but some favorites that I have done in the past are Harry x Luna; Harry x Hermione; Hermione x Luna; Harry x Hermione x Luna; Bellatrix x almost any female canon; Harry x Cho; Pansy x Hermione; Ron x Hermione; Voldemort x Draco (yes, really); open to many, many others
*NO Lupin x Tonks, Harry x Ginny, Hermione x Draco, or Snape x anyone. Sorry. Its just. Ew.
Harry Potter - Marauders: any and all permutations of the Marauders + Lily
*Again, no Snape sex.
Heroes: Elle x Claire; Elle x Sylar; Peter x Claire; Peter x Elle; Peter x Sylar; Sylar x Claire; others
House, MD: House x Wilson; House x Thirteen; Thirteen x OC (preferably new doctor); House x Thirteen x OC; Thirteen x Cameron; open to others
Indiana Jones: Indy x female OC
Iron Man: Tony x Pepper
James Bond/007: Bond x female OC
*I prefer the Bond from the two newest movies.
Mad Men: Don x Betty; Don x OC; Roger x Don; Roger x Don x Betty; Don x Betty x OC; etc etc
Pineapple Express: Dale x Saul
Star Trek: Kirk x Spock; Sulu x Chekov (<333); Bones x OC; Kirk x OC; Spock x OC; George x Winona (ya rly); others
*No Spock x Uhura, please. I love them both, but not together.
Star Wars - Prequels: Anakin/Vader x Padmé; Anakin x Padmé x Obi-Wan; gen (no pairings)
Star Wars - Originals: Han x Leia; Leia x Luke; Han x Leia x Luke; Han x Lando; gen (no pairings)
Titanic: Rose x Jack
The Tudors [tv]/The Other Boleyn Girl [book]: Henry x Anne
X-Men: Wolverine x Rogue
Watchmen: The Comedian x Silk Spectre I/II; Manhattan x Silk Spectre II/Laurie; open to others; gen (no pairings)
What about crossovers?
Ideas for crossovers are mos def welcome. Especially with the superheroes.
I would also be interested in roleplays BASED on the plots of these movies/shows/books:
Arrested Development (het/slash/femslash)
Atonement (het)
Curious Case of Benjamin Button (het)
Fight Club (het/slash/femslash)
Gossip Girl (het/femslash)
Mad Men(het)
Milk (slash)
Moulin Rouge!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (het)
Revolutionary Road (het)
Taxi Driver (het)
The Notebook (het)
Titanic (het)
Watchmen (het/slash/femslash)
Zack & Miri Make A Porno (het/slash/femslash) (YEAH RLY)
Originals
HISTORICAL
Ancient (Egypt, Rome, etc etc etc)
Alexander the Great
Tudor Court
Pocahontas-esque
Early Puritan America (witch trials and all that)
American Civil War
WWI
Titanic
Roaring Twenties
Great Depression
WWII/Homefront
1940s/50s Hollywood
Beats
Red Scare
1950s
1960s
Vietnam War
Hippies
1970s
Futuristic(space station, dystopia, alternate reality, post-apocalyptic, etc)
OTHER
Abuse
Addicts
Apocalypse
Assassins
Asylum
Carnival/Circus
Cops/undercover/detectives (like Law and Order: SVU)
Crime/Noir
Gang (from run of the mill street or drug gang to vampires to Project Mayhem to organ harvesters and anything inbetween...)
Homeless/Drifter/Tramp
Hostage Situation
Magicians (the ones that put on a show, not like wizards)
Mystery
Politics
Pornography
Prostitute
Suspense
Thriller
Vaudeville Horror
War
etc
*I am open to suggestions to anything not on my lists.
What I DON'T do
Anime/manga
Video games
Twilight or Anne Rice
Pokemon
Animals/anthros/furries/bestiality
Teen/school (booooring)
Contacts
Here are the mediums over which you can contact me:
PM's: Gwendolyn
e-mail: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:gwendoolz@yahoo.com">gwendoolz@yahoo.com</a><!-- e --> - you'll have to tell me you've e-mailed me, though, because I don't always check this
That's all, sorry. D:
**Please, when you contact me, tell me the following things:
Your name? what should I call you.
What you are interested in roleplaying? fandom, pairing, and plot ideas if you have them.
Who would you like to play?
Do you have any limits? be concise. If you have an RH, provide the link.
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Thats all! Thanks for reading.