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"While there famously may never be honor among thieves, there might still be esteem. Respect, of a kind. That's what the Thieves Guild is for."
Monday, October 10th, 1892 AC
If she was in her right mind, Akari Takahashi would never have come to Elftown/Hollow Bend, the worst part of Radiant City along the polluted river of the same name apart from South Bend, which at least had Alice Guthrie and Erin Glascinte as native daughters to defend it. That, and good paying jobs on Jareth Industries' famous whaling trawlers.
(She knew Elftown was called Bardor officially, meaning “Homeland” in High Elvish- from what little she picked up of that language from her travels- as it had been renamed such by a grateful town after the building of the school by and for elves, which had greatly revived the area's fortunes decades ago. However, she had heard the conflicting monikers so many times it was hard to call it by its actual appellation.)
It was an especially bad idea to move here right after the firebombing of Oroparmi Radiasive, the largest private elvish advanced early school in Caledoria, that killed ten students and two teachers. This had then sparked a wave of pro- and anti-elvish violence and looting known as Bleeding Sunday. At least the arrival on the scene of Alice and Erin had calmed things down as they started to investigate who bombed the school and why, but despite Akari hoping to catch a glimpse of these formidable women, this wasn’t any kind of tourist destination.
But she wasn't in her right mind. If Alice and Erin were at the top of their game, then Akari was certainly at the top of hers. And sometimes, that required being in exactly the wrong mind at the right time. The Thieves Guild broker who she'd met at the shoddy excuse for a room she'd rented under a fake name and had put her and her contact in touch was therefore right to suggest she go to Elftown during the evenings when these great tensions would make the surface too dangerous. After all, even the World's Greatest Detectives would be too focused on the imminent violence (regrettable as it was, in Akari's opinion) to notice what transpired in the shadows.
Which was the reason that Akari had been working a waitressing job for the past three days at the Milkers Grill, wearing much too small swim underwear and listening to idiotic customers comment on her mask that she absolutely refused to lower to "smile for them" and hit on her all day. This was the kind of dragondung she had endured back home in Gudaria and for three years drifting from land to land despite only being 19. If they wanted an exotic Gudarian to bend her chest towards them, she knew how to be that and get a big tip- just not the one the mostly male clientele wanted to give her.
"Dance with the wind," her mother had once said, before that bitch became dead to her by selling her into slavery to pay down her father’s gambling debts.
And finally, today, the "wind" decided to send a messenger crow to her. And then it bizarrely died in midair and landed on the table she was serving at the time, whose patrons then ran away screaming.
Needless to say, she was fired on the spot. When her boss brought her up to his office to terminate her, she slipped the sleeves of her uniform down her shoulders and kneeled down while looking up at him innocently and touching his thighs to suggest that perhaps she might get a better performance review if she performed some things for him. When he, like many men who had trifled with Akari, pulled his pants down, she conjured a blade out of thin air, castrated him, and shoved his member down his throat to silence his pathetic crying.
True strength, she'd learned the hard way, came only from Darkness.
And once she calmly walked away and cast off her stupid uniform in an alleyway, which was rapidly replaced by her flowing robes, gloves, boots and skirt, she calmly read the note from the messenger.
If that crow had landed on an RCPD officer's breakfast, even they wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what this was when this moron mentioned the Thieves' Guild and the location of the meeting right there. That was a big faux pas in her world; it was always "The International," taking a cue from the first part of the formal name that few remembered.
If she’d make a mistake half that bad, Guild assassins would be hounding her. Which is why she’d never failed once. It was a matter of survival.
Still, this was what she had been waiting for, and she hadn't had a job in weeks. Better to hear him out.
If this man turned out to not be worth the wait, she'd simply kill him.
-Uldreth Selim, Founder of the International Thieves Guild, 300 AC
Monday, October 10th, 1892 AC
If she was in her right mind, Akari Takahashi would never have come to Elftown/Hollow Bend, the worst part of Radiant City along the polluted river of the same name apart from South Bend, which at least had Alice Guthrie and Erin Glascinte as native daughters to defend it. That, and good paying jobs on Jareth Industries' famous whaling trawlers.
(She knew Elftown was called Bardor officially, meaning “Homeland” in High Elvish- from what little she picked up of that language from her travels- as it had been renamed such by a grateful town after the building of the school by and for elves, which had greatly revived the area's fortunes decades ago. However, she had heard the conflicting monikers so many times it was hard to call it by its actual appellation.)
It was an especially bad idea to move here right after the firebombing of Oroparmi Radiasive, the largest private elvish advanced early school in Caledoria, that killed ten students and two teachers. This had then sparked a wave of pro- and anti-elvish violence and looting known as Bleeding Sunday. At least the arrival on the scene of Alice and Erin had calmed things down as they started to investigate who bombed the school and why, but despite Akari hoping to catch a glimpse of these formidable women, this wasn’t any kind of tourist destination.
But she wasn't in her right mind. If Alice and Erin were at the top of their game, then Akari was certainly at the top of hers. And sometimes, that required being in exactly the wrong mind at the right time. The Thieves Guild broker who she'd met at the shoddy excuse for a room she'd rented under a fake name and had put her and her contact in touch was therefore right to suggest she go to Elftown during the evenings when these great tensions would make the surface too dangerous. After all, even the World's Greatest Detectives would be too focused on the imminent violence (regrettable as it was, in Akari's opinion) to notice what transpired in the shadows.
Which was the reason that Akari had been working a waitressing job for the past three days at the Milkers Grill, wearing much too small swim underwear and listening to idiotic customers comment on her mask that she absolutely refused to lower to "smile for them" and hit on her all day. This was the kind of dragondung she had endured back home in Gudaria and for three years drifting from land to land despite only being 19. If they wanted an exotic Gudarian to bend her chest towards them, she knew how to be that and get a big tip- just not the one the mostly male clientele wanted to give her.
"Dance with the wind," her mother had once said, before that bitch became dead to her by selling her into slavery to pay down her father’s gambling debts.
And finally, today, the "wind" decided to send a messenger crow to her. And then it bizarrely died in midair and landed on the table she was serving at the time, whose patrons then ran away screaming.
Needless to say, she was fired on the spot. When her boss brought her up to his office to terminate her, she slipped the sleeves of her uniform down her shoulders and kneeled down while looking up at him innocently and touching his thighs to suggest that perhaps she might get a better performance review if she performed some things for him. When he, like many men who had trifled with Akari, pulled his pants down, she conjured a blade out of thin air, castrated him, and shoved his member down his throat to silence his pathetic crying.
True strength, she'd learned the hard way, came only from Darkness.
And once she calmly walked away and cast off her stupid uniform in an alleyway, which was rapidly replaced by her flowing robes, gloves, boots and skirt, she calmly read the note from the messenger.
Meet me in the sewers under the Milkers Grill at midnight tonight. I am in great need of your services.
The Thieves Guild says you are the best. I hope that's true.
-RR
Whoever this guy is, and it's almost certainly a guy because it always fucking is, he's an amateur, Akari thought to herself with a huff as the flash paper the message was written on disappeared in a puff of smoke once read.The Thieves Guild says you are the best. I hope that's true.
-RR
If that crow had landed on an RCPD officer's breakfast, even they wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what this was when this moron mentioned the Thieves' Guild and the location of the meeting right there. That was a big faux pas in her world; it was always "The International," taking a cue from the first part of the formal name that few remembered.
If she’d make a mistake half that bad, Guild assassins would be hounding her. Which is why she’d never failed once. It was a matter of survival.
Still, this was what she had been waiting for, and she hadn't had a job in weeks. Better to hear him out.
If this man turned out to not be worth the wait, she'd simply kill him.
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