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mothMINDLESS

oh god not more names
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Location
not here. not there.
Introduction
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let's establish a CONNECTION. |
  • × you can call me moth
    × switch, leaning dom
    × experienced writer, with around 10 (12?) or so years of writing and closer to 8 or so years of erotic writing
    × detailed writing style, soft prose poetry, averaging 400-600 words, but can do more or less
    × posting frequency can be iffy; in college + working full-time + mental health on a pendulum lately but i reply quickly when i'm very motivated
    × consistent OOC communication, as to my partner's preferences
    × third person past tense writing perspective preferred, but capable of first person
    × on-site only; no discord
    × face claims, descriptions or drawn images OK, with a preference for drawn images in fantasy or anime-like settings
    × sheets OK
    × totally fine if you want to drop the rp, but i'd prefer if you let me know so that i'm not waiting on you, and i will extend the courtesy
    × favorite color is this type of green that you're seeing right now
  • × i'm looking for partners who, primarily, see the joy in writing for writing's sake. i'm not asking you to write at length; that'll just come naturally if you immerse yourself in your scene. i only ask you dive deep into your writing, detail it, and give me something to similarly immerse myself in. in most cases, i derive my enjoyment more from story than smut, although i'd prefer to have both. i'll always need structure regardless, be it smut or story.

    × i'd also like to note; writing is always a learning experience. there's a lot i'm still figuring out and i'm sure the same goes for you, so let's be patient with one another in case there are any mistakes. let me know my screw-ups and i will gently point out your own. none of us are authors of best-selling novels(?), so let's just be the amateurs we are in comfort.

    × IMPORTANT. let's plot. let's plan. let's discuss. if you want to write with me, i'll ask you to take part in the creative process. even if it's so much as offering an opinion on ideas i present, we won't write a fulfilling story that both of us will enjoy if you never communicate your experience with me. it's also important that we have a good idea of how the story will progress and what the focus of progression is. are we developing a relationship between our characters? exploring a world? do they have some mission they're partaking in? i find stories are best when there's at least a concept for a step-by-step outline. if the story ends up in territory where we're making things up as we go, not consulting one another on changes, and we're constantly feeling stumped as to where to take it next, it's probably best we can it and maybe try something else.

    × for godmodding since i've seen this come up a few times; i'm cool with minor godmodding. sometimes the flow of our rp can be dependent on minor pushing to keep the game going properly, so i have no qualms against it should you feel it both necessary and possible. please talk to me about it though. should you feel it helpful to your post then i'll probably be fine with it, but i don't like surprises.

    × please introduce yourself when you message me. i at least need to know your writing before we start with any planning, as i can't trust we'll mesh well otherwise. i'm not asking you to give me your life story or any personal details—just tell me what you enjoy writing and your favorite species of tree. please give me more in your introduction than asking me if i want to rp because the answer is no i don't have the time but my mind cannot stop my body from this.

    × lastly... let's chill. i'm pretty friendly. i'm not too serious, so i hope you never feel wound up around me. you don't have to walk on eggshells when we talk or feel like you need to meet some standard in our rp—which might sound presumptuous, but if you're like me then you tend towards overthinking like that. i'm intimately aware of how it feels to be so intimidated, so if there's even a chance that i can communicate to someone that they don't have to feel that way, i'll take it. no matter what, i really hope you have a fun time writing. we're all here to escape and enjoy ourselves. that's all.


    (hey, if you read all of this and wanna set something up, roast me in your introduction. this is worth +50 bonus points)
  • Legend: :heart: = LOVE. |❔ = MAYBE.
    Willing to discuss mostly any kinks! For a more comprehensive list, please check out my F-list!

    × teasing :heart:==(i love the build-up. foreplay and "will they, won't they" games will guarantee my investment!)

    × intimacy :heart:==(strong and passionate connections. hatred counts as intimacy!)

    × dirty talk :heart:==(verbal abuse and degradation, too. lustful speech is quite nice.)

    × HORROR :heart:==(huge horror fan. DON'T need this in every rp, but horror erotica or just soft horror content is wonderful.)

    × tantric sex :heart:==(using this to refer to the intimate, meaningful connection experienced through sex.)

    × pregnancy ❔==(no literal pregnancy. themes of pregnancy (breeding and risky sex) can be hot.)

    × orientation play ❔==(if it denies the sexuality as a real experience people have, i'm out. if it's exploring sexuality, i'm in.)

    × death/bad ends ❔==(cool with non-sexual death. bad ends might be interesting? don't often do those.)

    × filth ❔==(not too experienced with this? ask me about it if you want it.)

    × watersports ❔==(been curious about this.)
  • × bathroomplay❌==(diapers, scat, farting, all no. not my thing.)

    × sexual death❌==(not a fan of murdering sex partners unless it's succubus soul sucking.)
  • just wanted to put a section here as a little notice for anything i'm really feeling right now. so! current HVTs:

    × playing with/against evil characters❗
    my last few adventures with evil characters haven't satisfied me. i would like more.

    × slowburn romance plots ‼️
    doesn't have to be slow for the smut, but i'm really feeling up to intricate and tension-filled romance rn.

    × depressing plots‼️
    i have been in NEED for something sad. i'm talking empty. i'm talking the kind of sadness you could only achieve through total apathy in life. give me that.

    × playing against monsters ❗
    exotics, non-sapients, or the classics like kitsunes and demons all apply.

    × playing with/against femboys‼️
    if you're here, you can't stop me.


i think we're getting SOMEWHERE. |
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Story-Focused Plots
Tainted Blood :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Religious Kingdom | Executioner x Witch | Dark Fantasy, Soft Horror, Psychological, Drama, Romance, Mystery, Non-Con(?) ] IMG Source
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Following the ascension of Ser Claudius to the throne, the Sun Regency faith has become commonplace throughout the kingdom. Subsequently, a bloody era of war and domination shadowed the rule of King Claudius in what was called a Holy Cleansing. Believers of other faiths, members of the old royalty, and anyone practicing the art of magecraft was declared a blasphemer and was to be put to death. Decades later, none can stand against King Claudius, and his family line is assured the rule of the kingdom for many years more. Only... there is one loose end.

In the year of the dragon, one last prisoner remained defiant against their fate. This blasphemer was an immortal witch once capable of powerful dark magic, but now greatly weakened over their time as a prisoner. Still, no executioner has succeeded in putting the witch to death, as despite their unusual compliance with the prison's rule, their life remains eternal. It is only by the work of a certain ritual that their immortality may be thwarted, the witch claims.

The king has become desperate to end this prisoner and cement the rule of his faith over the kingdom, and as such, he sets a bounty on the witch's head. Anyone is allowed to take this quest, and no one will be punished for failure. Dozens and dozens came to slay the witch, but all failed... and now the king's last hope is Muse A. It will not go as King Claudius desires.

(Tried to keep this one as open-ended as I could make it, but essentially, the scenario is someone who's tasked to kill another—who's willing to die—but somehow things go very wrong and a weird, dark romance occurs. Took inspiration from Slay the Princess and Elden Ring lore! We'd need to work out the kinks and the kinks, but I'm willing to play either executioner or witch.)
Maid Game :heart:

╰┈➤ [ Victorian Castle | Maids x Client | Game, Psychological, Drama, BDSM, Harem, Mystery ] IMG Source
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In this world, money is everything. Money is power. Money is what buys you time to live on. It buys food, medicine—even love and happiness if you have enough of it—but what of life? Can you buy life itself? If so, what would be the price? Would it be an exorbitant amount which no amount of work could afford, or would it be a paltry sum as easy to pay as a poor tax?

Maybe it'd be wrong to even think of such a thing... but to those in power, all the wrong things sound so tantalizing, don't they? One cannot help themself.

If you ask the question of life's worth, an invitation to the Maid Game appears. A mythical thing in the world of the upper-class, the Maid Game is a game where one is required to stay in a mysterious castle and be served by a company of maids as their master or mistress. This master or mistress is given an amount of money equal to their estimated life's worth, and every day, they receive a payment equal to 10% of that worth, all of which they'll spend in small amounts to afford for the maids' service during their time playing. At the end of two weeks, they're then released to the world with whatever amount they managed to retain, but until then they just enjoy an easy living tended to by maids while doubling their finances! Who wouldn't want to play such a ridiculously one-sided game?

No one has ever won the Maid Game. In fact, those who play it are never heard from again.

The price of losing in the Maid Game is eternal servitude to the administration of the game, and while those small costs of service are truly a paltry amount in the grand scheme, the price of service raises depending on what is asked of the maids. The master or mistress may do whatever they'd like... but they will pay greatly. And the dozens of maids working in the Maid Game are all intent on tempting their master or mistress for their best services, and they are professionals at what they do.

... Truly, the Maid Game is a terrifying game. Now, who could be the game's next target? Another rich fool, knowledgeable of the game but all too confident? Or a hapless and unlucky individual who received an invite by "mistake?" Whomever is gifted the right to play... let them be satisfied.

(This one's a bit of a doozy, but I think it'd be super fun. One of us would have to play a DM-like position, but there could be a main maid to take center stage. Setting, characters, and all similar matters will have to be discussed, but there's a LOT of open room for anything.)
Odd Carnival :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Bizarre Hell | Demon Officer x Immigrant Human | Weird Fiction, Slice of Life, Adventure, Romance, Comedy, Horror(?) ] IMG Source
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This is a world of intrigue and fantasy! Of flashing lights and fun, with cheer and festivities everywhere the eye could see... welcome to Oscur Mortanas, the land of the dead! It is the afterlife for those who lacked faith. Cast out from the kingdom of God, they're damned to an eternity of torment in a ruthless world bent on their suffering... or so was the old regime.

But the funny thing about eternity, is that boredom tends to set in before long. The demons and tortured souls who lived in hell grew tired of it, and so a great war broke out. The old leadership of hell was defeated by numbers alone. Hell was given a makeover and a new name, and so it became a fun amusement park for sinners to gather! Many manners of creatures exist in this new society, from human to demons that come in all forms. Who needs God when you can still have plenty of fun in hell?

Muse A is the newest sinner to arrive in Oscur Mortanas. As the new spirit, they're obviously pretty confused on the low-down... but thankfully Muse B, professional tour guide and immigration officer, is here to help them settle in! With an experienced agent helping them through, they should be just fine!

But as much as things have changed, this world is still hell. Danger lurks all the same...
He Wants, He Takes
╰┈➤ [ Gothic Victorian City | Eldritch Being x Human x Human(?) | Lovecraftian Horror, Romance, Drama, Mystery, Cheating, Bad Ends(?) ] IMG Source
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The nobles of Penrose live in plentiful wealth with good health, but not so much comfort as it might seem. The upper echelons of the higher born are rife with drama, conflict, petty squabbles and political maneuvers, all to bring them just inches closer to greater prestige in the eyes of the royalty, so one could imagine such a society lacks in love. Indeed, arranged marriages are the norm. Bonds are built for the sole purpose of bringing families together—and the marriage between Muse A and B was no different.

But it was. It was all too different. Arranged as it was, the two at least knew each other. Their families had long been allied in all but blood, so their relationship was akin to that of childhood friends. Most marriages between the Houses of Penrose were loveless, but this bond was special, as Muse A truly loved Muse B.

When the wedding came, it was a happy affair. The feast was perfect, and the night after to consummate their marriage was just as wonderful. But in the later days to come, things would start to seem... strange, in Penrose. Whispers of abductions. Sightings of unexplainable sights. Muse A paid it no mind until Muse B disappeared for nearly two days. And when they returned... they seemed different. Changed.

They grew distant from Muse A. They became more quiet. They claimed to have no memory of their time gone, and they picked up an odd habit of speaking to themself, as if in conversation with another. They'd wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat. And the married couple hadn't been intimate since the incident. Muse A is naturally worried about Muse B, so they task themself with the job of investigating the strange happenings in Penrose. If they could get to the bottom of it, they could save Muse B and their marriage!

And they must hurry. Unbeknownst to them, the enemy they face is one of great and terrible power. A force of evil beyond comprehension... and He takes what He wants.
The Price of Life
╰┈➤ [ Fantasy World | Slave x N/A | Fantasy, Adventure, BDSM ] IMG Source
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There are many stories involving slavery in fantasy worlds. Stories of slaves who revolt against their masters and gain their freedom through righteous violence. Stories of slaves who are saved by heroes who'd take them on exciting adventures and show them the free world they missed.

This story is not any of those. There are no heroes. No magical powers for this slave with which to battle their captors.

Stolen from their lands at the hands of a conquering human kingdom, this slave was a figure of some renown of their people, and thus had some rights that many slaves did not. For one, they could not be killed by their masters under any circumstances, and they were required to assist in managing their enslaved people. Their labor was free only for their master, and all others had to pay them for their work, even if a paltry sum that was far beneath the wages of a proper citizen.

These boons would be important for them, as they have no intention of remaining a slave. If playing the long game and diving into a word of politics, violence, immorality and deception was the only way they could buy back their freedom, then so be it. There was no one who was coming to save them. They only had their wits and their unfettered will to see things through.

(This is somewhat of a DM-based story. Would not mind either playing the slave or the DM, and all details are open for discussion! The slave and their people can be any fantasy race, but I'd prefer to keep the slavers human or human-like as that will be important for the culture of the kingdom.)
Stille Resonanz :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Alien Planet | Space Agent x Crew(?) | Sci-Fi, Mystery, Adventure, Harem, Horror(?), Comedy(?), Action(?) ] IMG Source
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The year is 208X. Humanity has ascended to the stars and is now engaging in personal planet inspections to find more habitable exoplanets. Specialized teams of 6* are sent to post-scouted planets with a high likelihood of supporting life in order to perform a four cycle survey, testing the local fauna and more to establish an understanding of the planet's capabilities.

Sent to Ptolemy 21f is Unit "Skyfinder," a team consisting of an even split between veterans and rookies. Ptolemy 21f was registered as a planet of minor-to-moderate threat, with a high chance for life sustainability and resources. Established in a particularly safe band of spatial territory, the mission was believed to be a decent chance to train the rookies with a particularly important task. With the vets behind them, most believed this operation would proceed successfully.

Skyfinder vanished off the radar by the second cycle. Unable to contact the team, an elite specialist was sent to reestablish contact and figure out the situation. This specialist is Muse A. They're sent into Ptolemy 21f, armed in case of any credible dangers and prepped to evac any survivors. But...

The whole team is fine? Muse A meets them at the crash landing of their ship, where they explain to Muse A that they got caught in a storm and lost their comms system and fuel. Naturally, Muse A's first thought is to radio in and fix their ship, but they begin to notice strange happenings on the planet... and something off with Unit Skyfinder.
A SUPER "Love" Story! :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Superhero World | Vigilante x Criminal | Comedy, Romance, Action, Adventure, Psychological ] IMG Source
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The citizens of Prime City have always known the rough life. Crime rates in the city only seem to mount by the day, and the world's worst villains are drawn to it like mice to cheese. In a world where 12% of the population has superpowers, it's hard for an Everyman to get by. That's why heroes like Muse A exist. Self-tasked with the all important mission of protecting the people, Muse A fights crime in the city to bring justice upon the villains who play in the dark.

Then they met... that new villain on the block, Muse B.

Things weren't supposed to get to the point they got to. They fought at the villain's dramatic entrance. They'd fight a dozen more times... but that fighting would change in time. What was once business became something of a game for them, as the capricious Muse B would take considerable interest in Muse A, and the end result? The game took a sudden and physical turn. The hero had a lapse in judgment, and unexpectedly, they'd find themself falling deep into the deeply complex waters of their villainous lover's psyche. Maybe they can fix them? Maybe they can turn this around for the better?

Or were they just being selfish after finding what felt like true love after so long? Or maybe, was it just lust? Who knows. But whatever they decide, they're on a time limit. Something big is looming over Prime City, and it'll take everything Muse A has to fight against it and save the people they're meant to protect.

(Taking some heavy inspiration from Batman and all his villainous lovers, but there's plenty of room for development and change with this plot. Could simplify it, or complicate it—anything's possible!)
House on the Hill :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Sleepy Town | Witch Sibling x Witch Sibling | Dark Fantasy, Soft Horror, Incest, Slice of Life, Romance, Gothic, Comedy ] IMG Source
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The lovely little town of Lindenvale is home to few things sensational. It's a blast to the past for those in the modern era; dial-up phones, old blocky computers and typewriters persist in the town's library, there's a diner with a retro jukebox operating on records and a coin slot, and even the older population of Lindenvale still drive their old-fashioned cars in mint condition. Every visitor to ever walk away from the place could only give one impression of the overall town: "Old."

But that suited the folks of Lindenvale well. The town prides itself on its rustic and traditional culture, excepting most of the younger population and certain politicians. It gets them quite some tourist traffic for those interested in the "Home of Old America," and of the greatest intrigue to tourists is the house of the Chaplain family, an old family with a lineage tracing back to the witches of Salem.


It's an awfully kept secret that the Chaplain family still practices witchcraft, but most of the world discounts any suspicious activity as "weird old town hijinks" and "wiccan mumbo jumbo," allowing the family to operate under the noses of the masses.

Now, the Chaplains look after the town of Lindenvale as according to a pact their ancestors made long ago. They work to protect the town from any threats, and in exchange they're allowed to live in safety and sanctity. That being said, their intended mission may be somewhat undermined, as the "threats" the town often faces today are the mischievous siblings of the Chaplain family, Muse A and Muse B.

(Took heavy inspiration from The Addams Family, and maybe a little bit of Edgar Allan Poe. I'm thinking this would be a pretty fun and comedic plot, but we can definitely add a lot of drama and whatever else to make this a darker story!)


Smut Oneshots
Love is Madness :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Post-Apocalyptic World | Sibling x Sibling | Psychological, Drama, Incest, Tragedy, Non-Con(?), Horror(?), Romance(?) ] IMG Source
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Something ended the world.

It happened too fast for anyone to react to. One moment, everything was fine, and in the next... entire towns were deserted. People were missing. The government ceased to be. Now, humanity is on its last legs, and reality looks more like fantasy than ever before... this is one of those scenarios that pushes people to the brink, you know? It makes you go insane. Crazy, like nothing matters anymore.

And that idea is a concept Muse A is battling with. When the fall of everything happened, they were at home with their sibling, their parents away on an anniversary date. Mom and dad never came home. That left the two of them to survive on their own, staging regular outings to loot the places nearby and do everything in their power to survive whatever happened.

But... Muse A has a secret. They've had a crush on their sibling, Muse B, for the longest time. And now? When all of society has fallen... what's stopping them from making the move they've always wanted to? If they might die tomorrow, what's stopping them from making sure they won't die with any regrets?

Maybe one good thing can come out of his hellish world.

(Potentially a fairly depressing story, but it doesn't have to be! This also could easily be extended past a one-shot into a proper story, and we could make Muse A's feelings either unrequited or mutual as we see fit. We could also discuss what ended the world or leave it ambiguous as to suit our needs. Everything's game for this plot.)
Your Biggest Fan
╰┈➤ [ Modern World | ASMR Streamer x Obsessed Fan | Non-Con, BDSM(?), Exhibitionism(?) ] IMG Source
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Muse A
is an up and coming streamer on Youtube. With roughly 150,000 subscribers, they've gained a loyal fanbase through their carefully maintained chill and relaxing online personality, and their stream specialty of choice is ASMR. They've tried many different kinds of ASMR, from natural sounds to oddly satisfying popping noises, and they've even teased going into music at some point. It seems like they have a lot planned, and their fanbase cherishes them as a warm presence in the Youtube community...

But, everyone has enemies, whether it be toxic haters on 4chan or even the parasocial maniacs lurking in chat, and Muse A is no exception. So enters Muse B, one of those very kinds of people Muse A would rather never meet.

Muse B is obsessed with Muse A, either due to their hatred or love for Muse A, but they'd eventually hatch a horrifying idea... it'd probably be easy to find out where Muse A lives. Why not go pay the streamer a visit?

(This is a pretty dark idea, but I've been curious about exploring something like this. And from what I see, this story could go in many different directions! You'd naturally think Muse B would be the one assaulting Muse A, but maybe things get turned around? Or we could drop the non-con and write about a nice and chill ASMR streamer having sex on stream. Could even add more to the plot and turn this into a proper story rather than a one-shot!)
The University's Darling :heart:
╰┈➤ [ Modern World | College Student x Professor | Dub-Con, Blackmail, Romance, Age Gap, BDSM(?) ] IMG Source
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Muse A
is an esteemed professor of an ivy league university. Respected, well-liked, and known to be fair to their students, they're an exemplar educator who has a steady career and a good job... but, they have a secret. They're attracted to Muse B, the most popular student in school. They've had far too many sexual fantasies of Muse B in their office...

Muse B is in their class and they're not doing very well. While their grades are typically stellar, they've had some outside trouble interrupting their studies, leading to missing assignments. As the heir to a parent's company, they're a perfectionist and must have their grades fixed. They come to Muse A for help... and in that very office where they had so many fantasies... alone, after hours, when no one would be around?

Muse A couldn't help themself. Before they knew it, they had Muse B bent over their table in a mess of bodily fluids... if only it stopped there.

Muse A gave Muse B the grade they needed, but Muse B wasn't satisfied. Unbeknownst to Muse A, Muse B had come prepared and recorded evidence of their private tryst. Holding this against Muse A's head, Muse B now does whatever they'd like with Muse A.

Now... Muse A finds themself trapped in an utterly immoral relationship with their own student. A respected professor as they are, when classes are done, they're the collared pet of the university's darling.

(Lots of ways to work this plot, but basically it's teacher x student but then it reverses with the student domming the teacher. If you've a sharp eye, you'll notice "romance" is in the tags! I think there's some way to work in a twisted love story into this, especially if we extend it past a oneshot.



i suppose that's the END. |
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yeah, that's all i got. if any of this interests you, or you think you've got a measure for my likes and have a plot to propose, feel free to shoot me a message!
 
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ole' bumper.

fact: the name "bonobo" originates from a misspelling of the name "bolobo," which is a town in zaire that the animals were first discovered in by researchers. it stuck.
 
collision.

fact: there's a park in havana, cuba, named john lennon park. this park has a statue of john lennon sitting on a bench, and because his iconic glasses have been stolen so often, there's a guard for this statue whose job is pretty much to put the glasses on the statue if requested.
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA new edits, plots, and kinks and stuff.

fact: the word "mellifluous" is an adjective used to describe something that is sweet or musical; pleasant to the ears. the pronunciation, "muh·li·floo·uhs," sounds incredibly pleasing. at least in most people's opinions. including my own. (if you read this and you respond to this thread put "mellifluous" in your message.)
 
prod. but no seriously mellifluous is a cool word.

fact: kangaroos never stop growing. their skeletons continue to expand and develop until they die, which means that an immortal kangaroo should theoretically grow to the size of godzilla and become a real life kaiju.
 
tap. i changed stuff btw.

fact: studies show that 72% of people polled feel more creative in the shower. this, therefore, supports my theory that nude is the natural form of the creative so we should all strip down until there's nothing left, get in a small coffee shop together, and
 
poke.

fact: some time after louis xvii died, dozens of men came forward to announce themselves as marie antoinette's dead son. this is apparently because they thought they could lay claim to the throne if proven so, but i don't understand how this would work if everyone knew the real louis died. i don't know. i don't understand history.
 
fuck.

fact: king tang of shang, A.D 618-97, is popularly known as one of the originators of ice cream. he had 94 ice men make a dish of flour, camphor, and buffalo milk.
 
grgrgbbrr.

fact: the baby in the statue of augustus is cupid riding a dolphin. while cleverly disguised as a key piece to the overall image of augustus' proclaimed divinity, it mostly served as support for the statue as a whole since it was made of marble and stood on two legs.
 
my feet hurt.

fact: new plots! very open to discussion with those. thinking about adding in some old starters and whatnot, and yadda yadda look i said all this in my mx thread.
 
this is a risky bump because i'm probably only looking for one or two more rps but

fact: you can try google's "i'm feeling curious" option and get an actually interesting and obscure fact 9% of the time. that's 9:100!
also i changed some stuff a bit.
 
eating subway. slots open.

fact: caligula once tried to make his horse, incitatus, a member of the roman senate. he was assassinated before this could happen.
and i personally just find it a little suspicious that he died before he could do something as potentially consequential as this. smells of time traveler shenanigans.
 
bump.

fact: in our solar system, saturn has the most moons, numbering at 146 as of 2023. jupiter has the second most moons, and both jupiter and saturn have been vying for the title in a number of debates. which just goes to show you how scientists are making stuff up as they go: see pluto not being a planet anymore.
 
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