"He'll do that," Mal said cheerfully; he had long ago learned how to work with Badger. Naturally, the guy still gave him trouble but ultimately the way to deal with the wannabe gangster was to appeal to his ego, and if that failed, it was to make Badger remember that he was smaller than Mal, and that the Browncoat had a harder punch and plenty of reason to use it.
"'Sides, he took a shining to one of ours recently," he added brightly.
Simon scoffed; River had impressed Badger with her miniature performance, but Badger was a corrupt, morally bankrupt criminal and River was a seventeen year old girl - an unpredictable seventeen year old girl, Simon didn't like the combination and he didn't like any slimy businessman becoming too fond of his little sister. He had almost died getting her this far, he would be more than willing to spend his last few breaths destroying Badger if that was what it took to keep her safe.
And, up at the deck, Badger was on screen, bedecked in his usual bowler had and uneven ascot, and he gave one of his yellowed smiles,
"Zoe, still with this dirty old man?" Badger asked as he gestured to Mal, and Zoe merely cocked an eyebrow.
"Actually, she's with this dirty old man," Wash corrected, pointing enthusiastically to himself, and then falling silent as he became vaguely disturbed with himself for even talking to Badger. Badger shook it off, though, and turned his eyes to Mal.
"Hey there Badger." Mal said chipperly, "You're not gonna try'n offer me a job then go back on paying me, are you? 'Cause I just got finished telling a friend about how you an' I are getting along swell now and all and I'd hate to have just lied, you know? Lying. Hate that."
Badger stared,
"Look, you want a job or not?"
"You gonna pay me?"
The response was immediate; so immediate, and without complication that it made Mal suspicious - Badger had been almost too eager:
"Yes. I'll pay you."
Mal's expression didn't change from his one of dim bemusement,
"Oh, good. So you're gonna pay her, too, right?" Mal asked, pointing to Hawk now, "'Cause, you know, you kind of forgot to pay her before. You got a good mind for faces, better'n I have, and it turns out she and her partner did a job for you and you neglected to keep up your end of the bargain."