captain_bond
Fuck Donald Trump
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2020
- Location
- Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Hello, people of Earth and beyond!!
Welcome to my brand-new, sparkling request thread! Before you kick up your feet and stay a while (and possibly draw Moneypenny's ire), let's talk about a few things. Click the spoiler tag below to get started!!
Has everyone gotten their briefing materials? Any questions? Okay, hop in your Aston Martins, buckle your seatbelts, and make sure your cloaking devices are functional!
So, now that we're on the road, I think that we should begin with simple pairings. Since "plot" seems to be a four-letter word to some of you, let's see if any of these tickle your fancy. Keep in mind, however, that I prefer to play romantic stories. So, regardless of how long the two main characters stay together, they do genuinely care for and even love each other. Ideally, at any rate.
Best Friends
Cop x Civilian
Soldier x Soldier
Soldier x Civilian
Two hikers being the only people for miles
New Lovers
FBI Agent x Victim
Oh, you like fantasy, sci-fi, or historical settings? I got you, fam.
Knight x Noble
Starship Captain x First Officer (or any other crew pairings) This of course can go hand-in-hand with a Star Trek story.
Paladin x Any role
Mage x Any role
Space Pirate who is smeared in media but only takes from the super-rich and never kills x Any role
Downed aviator (WWII) x Female Local Resistance Fighter (This one could have some hurt/comfort, where MC is injured and YC nurses him back to health)
Spy x Spy (duh; WWII, Cold War)
Vampire/Lycanthrope x Any role
Commando x Any role (WWII, this would be someone from the OSS or SOE who is sent behind enemy lines to conduct sabotage raids or perhaps raise a local resistance movement)
There are no doubt others that will come to mind, but that should be enough for now, right? Right?
Okay, let's move on to Fandoms. This one will be relatively short. We can discuss the use of canon characters or OCs once we establish a dialogue in the first place. I am willing to try RPs in the following settings: Assassin's Creed (my favorite game franchise of ALL TIME), MCU, DCCU, The Witcher, Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, Star Trek, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Stargate, oh and, uhh, James Bond. Who could have seen THAT one coming?? LOL. If you don't see yours on that list, ask! I might be willing to try and fake it, just for you!!
Finally, let's get into some fleshed-out plots. This one will also be in a spoiler tag, so clickety-click you go!!
Okay, that's all I got for now. Make sure there are no scratches on your cars before you head back into headquarters, or Q will have my ass in a sling! Until next time!!
Special Note: I get that sometimes you need to stop an RP, for whatever reason. That's fine. So is pausing an RP for an extended period of time becauase you're busy and you need to take a break. BUT WHAT IS NOT FINE is blocking me for no reason! That function is reserved for people who actually did something bad to you. Doing it without provocation is inherently hostile and only serves to piss me off where before there was no animosity. I am mostly talking about if we decide to RP on Discord, but I imagine a similar situation could happen here. So if that's something you have no compunction about doing, please unkindly move the hell on.
Welcome to my brand-new, sparkling request thread! Before you kick up your feet and stay a while (and possibly draw Moneypenny's ire), let's talk about a few things. Click the spoiler tag below to get started!!
I have only been roleplaying for a little over two years. Yep, just a bit more than twenty-four months. So I am still almost a virgin. (Yeah, I hear you scoffing, Q.) But that's not even the biggest thing I want you to know. I am, by and large, a man who tries his best to make sure you, the RP partner, is comfortable, okay, and well. I consider every potential partner to be a potential friend, and I expect nothing in return save for patience, understanding, and the same kindness I will attempt to show you. So for those of us with busier schedules, who may be rather touchy about that, if I send you a message asking if you are okay, that is all I am asking you. I am not looking to push, prod, poke, or pressure anyone. Once more, for emphasis: if I send you a message asking if you are okay, that is all I am asking you. I am not looking to push, prod, poke, or pressure anyone. Does everyone understand that? Good!
Next, and this is an important one: I miss my target sometimes. Hard to believe, I know; M always says I'm the best. Anyway, what I mean is, I make mistakes. Sometimes I suggest one too many extra kinks, sometimes I just come off as a little too pushy when, again, all I am is making sure all is well. That's where understanding comes in. If I do something wrong, just tell me! I am not here to hurt you or upset you or anything like that! On a related note, I can be, and often am, eager. That is not to say that I don't know how to wait for you to be available, but if you aren't, all you need to do is say so!! If it were me, I would take eagerness as a compliment, and not confuse it for impatience or disrespect.
The final bit I need to say, before we get to the good part, is that, despite only RPing for a little more than two years, I consider myself a fairly proficient writer with an above-average grasp of the English language. That said, I don't tend to hold myself to post lengths of any kind; I write what I feel should be written. Granted, sometimes the endless lectures about returning gadgets in pristine condition takes a toll on my energy level, so maybe I end up writing a shorter post because I am tired. Regardless, please be patient and kindly say that you would like me to beef up my post. What would be even more helpful is if you made suggestions on what I could add to it!!
As far as ghosting is concerned, honestly, that upsets me more than if you would tell me things aren't working out. That said, if you dump me for something I have discussed above, without first trying to work with me on it, well, you are probably better off ghosting me. If you can't just be patient with me, then find someone else.
Oh, and one last thing: I also do not lock myself into a specific plot/smut ratio. Sometimes I like RPs with more smut. Sometimes I don't. Let's see what you get, hmm?
EDIT: I also make the type of mistakes that some people would consider offensive. If you are one of those types who always has one finger on the block button and are ready to blow up at all and sundry, you're probably not for me. Because quite frankly, 99 times out of 100 I do not mean it that way. But of course, people always assume I do and never give me a chance to explain myself. So yeah. If you can't chill (and actually put this into practice), then please move along.
Another EDIT: There's a difference between bratty subs and bitchy ones. I am willing to play against the former, NOT the latter. Thank you.
Next, and this is an important one: I miss my target sometimes. Hard to believe, I know; M always says I'm the best. Anyway, what I mean is, I make mistakes. Sometimes I suggest one too many extra kinks, sometimes I just come off as a little too pushy when, again, all I am is making sure all is well. That's where understanding comes in. If I do something wrong, just tell me! I am not here to hurt you or upset you or anything like that! On a related note, I can be, and often am, eager. That is not to say that I don't know how to wait for you to be available, but if you aren't, all you need to do is say so!! If it were me, I would take eagerness as a compliment, and not confuse it for impatience or disrespect.
The final bit I need to say, before we get to the good part, is that, despite only RPing for a little more than two years, I consider myself a fairly proficient writer with an above-average grasp of the English language. That said, I don't tend to hold myself to post lengths of any kind; I write what I feel should be written. Granted, sometimes the endless lectures about returning gadgets in pristine condition takes a toll on my energy level, so maybe I end up writing a shorter post because I am tired. Regardless, please be patient and kindly say that you would like me to beef up my post. What would be even more helpful is if you made suggestions on what I could add to it!!
As far as ghosting is concerned, honestly, that upsets me more than if you would tell me things aren't working out. That said, if you dump me for something I have discussed above, without first trying to work with me on it, well, you are probably better off ghosting me. If you can't just be patient with me, then find someone else.
Oh, and one last thing: I also do not lock myself into a specific plot/smut ratio. Sometimes I like RPs with more smut. Sometimes I don't. Let's see what you get, hmm?
EDIT: I also make the type of mistakes that some people would consider offensive. If you are one of those types who always has one finger on the block button and are ready to blow up at all and sundry, you're probably not for me. Because quite frankly, 99 times out of 100 I do not mean it that way. But of course, people always assume I do and never give me a chance to explain myself. So yeah. If you can't chill (and actually put this into practice), then please move along.
Another EDIT: There's a difference between bratty subs and bitchy ones. I am willing to play against the former, NOT the latter. Thank you.
Has everyone gotten their briefing materials? Any questions? Okay, hop in your Aston Martins, buckle your seatbelts, and make sure your cloaking devices are functional!
So, now that we're on the road, I think that we should begin with simple pairings. Since "plot" seems to be a four-letter word to some of you, let's see if any of these tickle your fancy. Keep in mind, however, that I prefer to play romantic stories. So, regardless of how long the two main characters stay together, they do genuinely care for and even love each other. Ideally, at any rate.
Best Friends
Cop x Civilian
Soldier x Soldier
Soldier x Civilian
Two hikers being the only people for miles
New Lovers
FBI Agent x Victim
Oh, you like fantasy, sci-fi, or historical settings? I got you, fam.
Knight x Noble
Starship Captain x First Officer (or any other crew pairings) This of course can go hand-in-hand with a Star Trek story.
Paladin x Any role
Mage x Any role
Space Pirate who is smeared in media but only takes from the super-rich and never kills x Any role
Downed aviator (WWII) x Female Local Resistance Fighter (This one could have some hurt/comfort, where MC is injured and YC nurses him back to health)
Spy x Spy (duh; WWII, Cold War)
Vampire/Lycanthrope x Any role
Commando x Any role (WWII, this would be someone from the OSS or SOE who is sent behind enemy lines to conduct sabotage raids or perhaps raise a local resistance movement)
There are no doubt others that will come to mind, but that should be enough for now, right? Right?
Okay, let's move on to Fandoms. This one will be relatively short. We can discuss the use of canon characters or OCs once we establish a dialogue in the first place. I am willing to try RPs in the following settings: Assassin's Creed (my favorite game franchise of ALL TIME), MCU, DCCU, The Witcher, Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, Star Trek, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Stargate, oh and, uhh, James Bond. Who could have seen THAT one coming?? LOL. If you don't see yours on that list, ask! I might be willing to try and fake it, just for you!!
Finally, let's get into some fleshed-out plots. This one will also be in a spoiler tag, so clickety-click you go!!
As always, these can be expanded, built upon, and parts can be taken out and what not to our hearts' content.
As you can see, I just have the one for now, but please come to me with your ideas. I just decided to clean things up a bit and bump for the moment, but there may be more plots and stuff in the future. Only time will tell.
- Okay, so this may be a little trope-y, but I figured, what the heck, we come here to escape reality, right? So I'm thinking that one of our characters was always picked on in school, because they weren't "pretty/handsome" or they were a "nerd" or whatever reason cruel kids come up with for ostracizing their peers. Anyway, perhaps the more "socially accepted" character out of the two of us always noticed the other, but never got the chance to do anything about it, for whatever reason, we can figure that out later. Cut to after college, they run into each other again. The "socially disadvantaged" character hasn't really changed much, maybe college was better but they still look similar, and the other, if it's even possible looks even better. What happens when they reunite? Will the male nerd finally get sick of being "friend-zoned" and give YC his virginity whether she likes it or not? Will the girl that was just a bit too chubby and who never made any of the sports teams finally have her big moment with the track star she wanted since freshman year of high school? There's so many ways this could go.
As you can see, I just have the one for now, but please come to me with your ideas. I just decided to clean things up a bit and bump for the moment, but there may be more plots and stuff in the future. Only time will tell.
Okay, that's all I got for now. Make sure there are no scratches on your cars before you head back into headquarters, or Q will have my ass in a sling! Until next time!!
Special Note: I get that sometimes you need to stop an RP, for whatever reason. That's fine. So is pausing an RP for an extended period of time becauase you're busy and you need to take a break. BUT WHAT IS NOT FINE is blocking me for no reason! That function is reserved for people who actually did something bad to you. Doing it without provocation is inherently hostile and only serves to piss me off where before there was no animosity. I am mostly talking about if we decide to RP on Discord, but I imagine a similar situation could happen here. So if that's something you have no compunction about doing, please unkindly move the hell on.
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