Never at any point did I deny that Phoenix was gay. On the other hand, I think you singing about why it hurts when you pee is evidence enough concerning your sexual orientation. Good coochies don't make the peepee hurt Edgeworth, and you don't look like the type to pay for a hooker.
No, I do not get hookers. But there was one girl I was with that calls herself Bella, completely entranced by that Twilight book crap. It might be the contact with the stupid from that. That's and she just was a whore, as people liked to point out after she left.
Whatever floats your boat there, Edgeworth. but one would would have to pay extra special care to you specifically. One, because of that ridiculous outfit you have on that bears a striking resemblance to something that two humongous gay lord magicians wear (namely Siegfried and Roy). Two, your name. Come on now. Miles? How is THAT even a name? You could've done so much better than that.