Lady cum

[H a r r i e t]

No . . . I read that wrong.
xD

I thought you meant that if she wouldn't let you put your face down there,
you wouldn't do anything else.

I'm tired. Shush.

 

[Chrono Trigger]

Hahaha.
And oddly enough.
With being in my line of work.
I hear lots of things and people and smelly between the legs have happened.

 

[Raziel99]

I might agree with that.

My ex was a vegetarian. no meat, lots of tofu and spices and crap.

You are what you eat. X.X

 

[H a r r i e t]

Yuck.

All my friends run to me with those kinds of problems.

Friend; How do I tell my girlfriend that she smells really, really bad down there!?
Me; Oo;;
Friend; . . .
Me; -cough- Erm. I . . . uh . . .

And that's usually when someone else chimes in. And saves my ass.

 

[Raziel99]

If they eat a lot of greens and vegetables and tofu, don't eat at that diner.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I doubt that stands for every female vegetarian.
Some girls just don't know how to clean themselves properly.
Or, they're extremely disgusting.

 

[Raziel99]

From what I know of her, she did take care of herself. Special shampoos and everything.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Having and using special shampoo doesn't mean they know how to wash themselves properly, or even at all.

 

[Misha Hiroki]

>.> if I diet of pure sugar and candy wasn't horribly unhealthy and debilitating, what do you think a pussy would smell like in that case?

 

[Loviotor]

Personally, I don't care if the carpets have been recently steam cleaned and match the drapes, I prefer a hardwood floor.

 

[Raziel99]

>.> if I diet of pure sugar and candy wasn't horribly unhealthy and debilitating, what do you think a pussy would smell like in that case?

I'm not sure. I would have to venture a guess of reasonably sweet.