Shiva the Cat
the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2019
- Location
- over the hills and far away
Jesus, the crusty old bastard could have at least sprung for something with a view Johanna thought as the car share dropped her off in the middle of the business park. The buildings, while newer and in relatively good condition, were of the same nondescript two- and three-story type that could have been found anywhere in the U.S.. They were mostly occupied by small administrative establishments, independent doctor's offices, and insignificant law firms, when they were occupied at all. Several of the nearest ones looked to be almost entirely vacant, but the parking lot of the largest building—a four-story brutalist fortress edged in fake-looking geranium beds—was packed to the gills.
And not with the aging sedans and dented SUVs common to the other buildings. No, these were luxury vehicles, carefully guarded by a grumpy-looking man built like a retired linebacker. Whenever anyone exited the building to retrieve their car, they too were more often than not sharply dressed in designer clothing, faces often hidden behind sunglasses that cost more than a month of Johanna's rent. That was unsurprising though: the San Lotos Spa was famous among its celebrity clientele.
Under normal circumstances, there was no way in hell Johanna Belknap would ever be able to afford even an hour at the spa, let alone an entire weekend. Even after five years, the company barely paid enough to cover the expenses of her crummy studio apartment, and the closest thing to a vacation she ever took was an extra long lunch break at the corporate gym.
Which, to be fair, paid off. Johanna had a body most of her female coworkers would have killed for: tall, skinny, with tits that were noticeable, but still small enough not to encumber her physical hobbies, and a tight, hard ass that was the result of an infinite number of squats, almost all of which were completed on company time. Her face was pretty with its sharp angles and olive complexion, but it would have been prettier with makeup, or at least a smile. Alas, her plush lips were usually pressed together in a frown, and her dark brows were often knit in frustration at the day-to-day bullshit of the office, earning her the unofficial title of “Queen of R.B.F”--resting bitch face, naturally. The fact that her luxurious mane of thick black hair was usually pulled away from her face in a severe ponytail or bun probably didn't help things, nor did the company-mandated uniform of the tight black trousers, drab white button-down shirt, and severe black blazer.
Today at least though she was dressed more comfortably, in jeans, sneakers, and a brown leather jacket over a tank top emblazoned with Frida Kahlo's face. Her hair, worn loose for once, was caught in the early summer breeze as her brown eyes gazed on the door of the San Lotos Spa with more than a little derision. If Frank was going to try to cover his ass with her by sending her to a spa for the weekend, couldn't he at least send her to a good one? Or at the very least, one with a pool? For Christ's sake, it was probably nicer out in the parking lot than it was in there.
But then again...Maggie in Accounting had been to the San Lotos before, and she swore by it. Granted she had only been able to afford an hour, and it had been a gift from her husband for their twentieth wedding anniversary, but she had assured Johanna that even that short time had been worth it. “It feels like you're in there a whole day, even if it's only an hour,” the older woman had testified when she learned about her colleague's upcoming visit. “I can't imagine what a weekend would be like. Why, you'll probably get to do four or five different sessions! You're so lucky, Jo-Jo. It's an amazing experience, I hope I get to go back someday.”
Yeah, so lucky to have a boss like Frank, who didn't know how to keep his hands to himself. On more than one occasion their illustrious president had cornered Johanna in an elevator or an empty conference room and taken the liberty of enjoying a grope or two. For the most part she had always been able to brush it off, mutter some half-hearted threat about going to HR and retreat to the safety of the Recruiting department, where she was queen (or at least a duchess). But last time he'd gone too far, offering—no, demanding—she sleep with him in exchange for a promotion.
That was where Johanna had to draw the line. She really did go to HR this time, and even though Patsy seemed hesitant to file the report, something must have gone through, because only hours later she got an email from Frank (well, Frank's secretary) apologizing that she had so misconstrued what was supposed to be a joke. Along with those half-assed sentiments, the email had included reservation information for the San Lotos Spa in her name: a peace offering. And there couldn't be anything inappropriate about it, because treatments at the San Lotos Spa were strictly solo, so there was no way Johanna was going to show up and find Frank laying naked on a massage bed waiting for her with a handful of baby oil.
At first she hadn't wanted to accept the offer, but when she had next spoken with Patsy she had suggested Johanna take the deal and forget about the whole mess. She would personally ensure Frank never acted inappropriately towards Johanna again, otherwise she would be more than happy to help find an outside lawyer to see the young woman was treated fairly. Besides, did Johanna really want to be without a job? If she crossed him, Frank could certainly make it difficult for her to find another.
And so Johanna had hung her head in defeat, left the office, and confirmed her reservation for the upcoming weekend. She was instructed to bring only her medical information (in case of emergencies) and a change of clothes if she wished, and everything else would be taken care of for her. Truth be told, she half expected the reservation to be a scam, but all the same when she walked into the blinding-white lobby of the spa and gave her name, the receptionist had no problem finding her in the system.
“It will be just a few minutes, Miss Belknap, and a host will be with you shortly,” the receptionist remarked in an overly cheerful tone. “May I get you something to drink in the meantime?”
“No, thank you,” Johanna answered, looking around at the long halls that stretched to her left and right, wondering what the hell she'd gotten herself into. Although the vibe of the place might have been relaxing for some, to her it seemed a little too much like a hospital...or a science lab. For a moment she considered turning around and walking right back out the door, but before she could she heard someone else enter the lobby.
And not with the aging sedans and dented SUVs common to the other buildings. No, these were luxury vehicles, carefully guarded by a grumpy-looking man built like a retired linebacker. Whenever anyone exited the building to retrieve their car, they too were more often than not sharply dressed in designer clothing, faces often hidden behind sunglasses that cost more than a month of Johanna's rent. That was unsurprising though: the San Lotos Spa was famous among its celebrity clientele.
Under normal circumstances, there was no way in hell Johanna Belknap would ever be able to afford even an hour at the spa, let alone an entire weekend. Even after five years, the company barely paid enough to cover the expenses of her crummy studio apartment, and the closest thing to a vacation she ever took was an extra long lunch break at the corporate gym.
Which, to be fair, paid off. Johanna had a body most of her female coworkers would have killed for: tall, skinny, with tits that were noticeable, but still small enough not to encumber her physical hobbies, and a tight, hard ass that was the result of an infinite number of squats, almost all of which were completed on company time. Her face was pretty with its sharp angles and olive complexion, but it would have been prettier with makeup, or at least a smile. Alas, her plush lips were usually pressed together in a frown, and her dark brows were often knit in frustration at the day-to-day bullshit of the office, earning her the unofficial title of “Queen of R.B.F”--resting bitch face, naturally. The fact that her luxurious mane of thick black hair was usually pulled away from her face in a severe ponytail or bun probably didn't help things, nor did the company-mandated uniform of the tight black trousers, drab white button-down shirt, and severe black blazer.
Today at least though she was dressed more comfortably, in jeans, sneakers, and a brown leather jacket over a tank top emblazoned with Frida Kahlo's face. Her hair, worn loose for once, was caught in the early summer breeze as her brown eyes gazed on the door of the San Lotos Spa with more than a little derision. If Frank was going to try to cover his ass with her by sending her to a spa for the weekend, couldn't he at least send her to a good one? Or at the very least, one with a pool? For Christ's sake, it was probably nicer out in the parking lot than it was in there.
But then again...Maggie in Accounting had been to the San Lotos before, and she swore by it. Granted she had only been able to afford an hour, and it had been a gift from her husband for their twentieth wedding anniversary, but she had assured Johanna that even that short time had been worth it. “It feels like you're in there a whole day, even if it's only an hour,” the older woman had testified when she learned about her colleague's upcoming visit. “I can't imagine what a weekend would be like. Why, you'll probably get to do four or five different sessions! You're so lucky, Jo-Jo. It's an amazing experience, I hope I get to go back someday.”
Yeah, so lucky to have a boss like Frank, who didn't know how to keep his hands to himself. On more than one occasion their illustrious president had cornered Johanna in an elevator or an empty conference room and taken the liberty of enjoying a grope or two. For the most part she had always been able to brush it off, mutter some half-hearted threat about going to HR and retreat to the safety of the Recruiting department, where she was queen (or at least a duchess). But last time he'd gone too far, offering—no, demanding—she sleep with him in exchange for a promotion.
That was where Johanna had to draw the line. She really did go to HR this time, and even though Patsy seemed hesitant to file the report, something must have gone through, because only hours later she got an email from Frank (well, Frank's secretary) apologizing that she had so misconstrued what was supposed to be a joke. Along with those half-assed sentiments, the email had included reservation information for the San Lotos Spa in her name: a peace offering. And there couldn't be anything inappropriate about it, because treatments at the San Lotos Spa were strictly solo, so there was no way Johanna was going to show up and find Frank laying naked on a massage bed waiting for her with a handful of baby oil.
At first she hadn't wanted to accept the offer, but when she had next spoken with Patsy she had suggested Johanna take the deal and forget about the whole mess. She would personally ensure Frank never acted inappropriately towards Johanna again, otherwise she would be more than happy to help find an outside lawyer to see the young woman was treated fairly. Besides, did Johanna really want to be without a job? If she crossed him, Frank could certainly make it difficult for her to find another.
And so Johanna had hung her head in defeat, left the office, and confirmed her reservation for the upcoming weekend. She was instructed to bring only her medical information (in case of emergencies) and a change of clothes if she wished, and everything else would be taken care of for her. Truth be told, she half expected the reservation to be a scam, but all the same when she walked into the blinding-white lobby of the spa and gave her name, the receptionist had no problem finding her in the system.
“It will be just a few minutes, Miss Belknap, and a host will be with you shortly,” the receptionist remarked in an overly cheerful tone. “May I get you something to drink in the meantime?”
“No, thank you,” Johanna answered, looking around at the long halls that stretched to her left and right, wondering what the hell she'd gotten herself into. Although the vibe of the place might have been relaxing for some, to her it seemed a little too much like a hospital...or a science lab. For a moment she considered turning around and walking right back out the door, but before she could she heard someone else enter the lobby.