GenderBender
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- Joined
- May 29, 2017
Frank walked across the bar and slumped into the seat opposite Des. They had been best friends since they first met in High School 40 years ago.
‘Beer?’ Des offered, sure of the answer.
But Frank shook his head.
‘You look like you’ve had a shock,’ Des prompted.
‘You could say that,’ Frank muttered, shaking his head.
‘So, come on, mate, give. What’s happened to you?’
‘It’s Mabel,’ Frank replied at last.
‘Oh no, is it serious, I mean she isn’t-’
‘No, no,’ his friend cut him short, ‘no, Des, nothing like that.’
‘Then what?’ Des was trying not to sound irritated. It was not like Frank to be so uncommunicative.
‘She took me, Des. I was lying on the sofa and she just walked in and took me.’
‘Took you,’ Des was puzzled, but then he got a glimmer of understanding.
‘We’re talking sex here, right?’
Frank nodded.
‘So what’s the problem, mate. I mean,’ he had a sudden thought, ‘you’re OK, aren’t you, I mean-’
Frank saw where this was going and was quick to make it ensure that his reputation was not tarnished.
‘No, Des, no way mate, everything’s OK on that front. I’m not impotent, far from it as a matter of fact.’
‘So,’ Des was in danger of shouting, but forced himself to keep his voice down. ‘So what happened, exactly?’ He emphasised the last word.
‘Mabel just walked in and climbed on top of me and took me.’ There was a pause, which Des decided not to fill, giving Frank a chance to tell him in his own good time. He was sure there was more to come. And there was. ‘She was dressed up - in a corset - with suspenders and fishnets and high heels.’
‘And that’s not usual?’ Des couldn’t restrain himself any longer.
‘No, no way, never, well maybe once, I think, but that was years ago and I was drunk so it’s difficult to remember exactly.’
‘So she decided to ring the changes. That’s good Frank, isn’t it, at her age, she is still interested enough to try something different, something to please you,’ he hinted.
‘That’s not all,’ Frank went on eventually. ‘She just took me. She’s never done that, not once, ever, I always take the lead.’
Des smirked. ‘Why worry? It’s good to lie back sometimes and let the woman take the strain.’ But Frank’s expression told him that there was still more to come.
‘It’s not that, Des, it’s how she did it. She rode me like, well, like a pro, or what I imagine a pro is like. She did things, with her muscles, inside her, if you know what I mean.’ Des was beginning to understand. ‘And things with her hands, and she said things that … words I didn’t thing she even knew.’
‘That sounds like fun,’ Des couldn’t keep the envy out of his voice. This sounded like a middle-aged man’s dream session.
‘She’s drained me, Des, completely, it’s like my balls aren’t there any more. I’m worried about going back in case she tries it again and I know, I just know, that I wouldn’t be up for it yet, not for a long time. It takes longer to recover, doesn’t it, at our age.’ Des had to agree, reluctantly, that yes it did. ‘And there’s another thing.’ Des waited. Now was the time, he felt, when Frank would tell him what was really on his mind. ‘The thing is, Des, where did she learn to do that? It wasn’t her first time, I just know it, which means she’s been with other men. Lots of other men.’
No wonder Frank was shocked.
‘Beer?’ Des offered, sure of the answer.
But Frank shook his head.
‘You look like you’ve had a shock,’ Des prompted.
‘You could say that,’ Frank muttered, shaking his head.
‘So, come on, mate, give. What’s happened to you?’
‘It’s Mabel,’ Frank replied at last.
‘Oh no, is it serious, I mean she isn’t-’
‘No, no,’ his friend cut him short, ‘no, Des, nothing like that.’
‘Then what?’ Des was trying not to sound irritated. It was not like Frank to be so uncommunicative.
‘She took me, Des. I was lying on the sofa and she just walked in and took me.’
‘Took you,’ Des was puzzled, but then he got a glimmer of understanding.
‘We’re talking sex here, right?’
Frank nodded.
‘So what’s the problem, mate. I mean,’ he had a sudden thought, ‘you’re OK, aren’t you, I mean-’
Frank saw where this was going and was quick to make it ensure that his reputation was not tarnished.
‘No, Des, no way mate, everything’s OK on that front. I’m not impotent, far from it as a matter of fact.’
‘So,’ Des was in danger of shouting, but forced himself to keep his voice down. ‘So what happened, exactly?’ He emphasised the last word.
‘Mabel just walked in and climbed on top of me and took me.’ There was a pause, which Des decided not to fill, giving Frank a chance to tell him in his own good time. He was sure there was more to come. And there was. ‘She was dressed up - in a corset - with suspenders and fishnets and high heels.’
‘And that’s not usual?’ Des couldn’t restrain himself any longer.
‘No, no way, never, well maybe once, I think, but that was years ago and I was drunk so it’s difficult to remember exactly.’
‘So she decided to ring the changes. That’s good Frank, isn’t it, at her age, she is still interested enough to try something different, something to please you,’ he hinted.
‘That’s not all,’ Frank went on eventually. ‘She just took me. She’s never done that, not once, ever, I always take the lead.’
Des smirked. ‘Why worry? It’s good to lie back sometimes and let the woman take the strain.’ But Frank’s expression told him that there was still more to come.
‘It’s not that, Des, it’s how she did it. She rode me like, well, like a pro, or what I imagine a pro is like. She did things, with her muscles, inside her, if you know what I mean.’ Des was beginning to understand. ‘And things with her hands, and she said things that … words I didn’t thing she even knew.’
‘That sounds like fun,’ Des couldn’t keep the envy out of his voice. This sounded like a middle-aged man’s dream session.
‘She’s drained me, Des, completely, it’s like my balls aren’t there any more. I’m worried about going back in case she tries it again and I know, I just know, that I wouldn’t be up for it yet, not for a long time. It takes longer to recover, doesn’t it, at our age.’ Des had to agree, reluctantly, that yes it did. ‘And there’s another thing.’ Des waited. Now was the time, he felt, when Frank would tell him what was really on his mind. ‘The thing is, Des, where did she learn to do that? It wasn’t her first time, I just know it, which means she’s been with other men. Lots of other men.’
No wonder Frank was shocked.