darkest_fate
machina erotica
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2009
- Location
- the INTERNET
Introduction
If you clicked on this thread, I'm assuming you have at least a passing knowledge of who "Zelda" is. To give a big hint: she's not the elfin guy dressed in green who goes around saving the world... usually. Instead, Zelda is the usually beautiful, magically inclined princess of Hyrule, bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, and, in her latest incarnation, an adorkable nerd who has become one of my biggest canonical crushes.
Yes, this thread is primarily focused on the Princess Zelda that appears in Zelda: Breath of the Wild (and I'm assuming Tears of the Kingdom, though I haven't played that yet). This Zelda is the dutiful princess who inherited the great magical powers that would help save the world, sure. But she's also a giant nerd who would clearly rather spend her time bouncing around Hyrule doing archeology, and who doesn't have any compunctions about hopping off her horse, bending over to show us a gorgeous ass while she blissfully coos about a rare flower (and yes, I enjoyed the focus on Zelda's delightful rear almost as much as the presentation of her character).
What I want out of this thread should be obvious by now: RPs where a Zelda that mimics or just is the version from the more modern entries is involved. This could be something more lovey dovey, potentially even vanilla, to something a bit more debaucherous, to darker outcomes involving monsters and the like. I am not really all that interested in hardcore rape scenes, where Zelda is overpowered by some force and then used for pleasure, and I'm ironically not really interested in slow burn romances involving hetero partners.
That includes Zelda x Link. Unless there's some major changes to Link, making him into Linkle or looping him in for some sort of poly/threesome situation (likely involving Sidon), I'm not really that interested in pairing the pretty elf boi with the elf princess.
I am interested in playing Zelda or the various forces that are paired with her, which could be male, female, futa/trans, nonbinary, monsters, guardians, other hylians, canons, OCs, or just about any combination thereof.
Plot/Pairings
I'm going to set these up in order from most romantic/lovey dovey to least, so you can sort of hop down/skim the list to get to whatever is of most interest to you.
Quick Wrapup
If this caught your interest, feel free to send me a PM. I am looking for partners who want to take the ideas I have here and build from them, maybe even giving me ideas of their own. So I'm not likely to respond to really short PMs that are just a line or essentially asking if an idea is open or whatever. Use the PM to pitch ideas and yourself as a partner!
I go by Fate, I'm fairly active when I'm interested in an idea (like this one) and am "on." I do suffer from a repetiative strain injury which means I occasionally have to take a hard break from the site to let my arms recover. I'm fairly literate (just look at my thread history, really), and I do expect partners to at least give me something to work with. I'll RP over thread or PM. My f-list breaks down my kinks pretty well, and the plots give more.
So if all that sounds good, hit me up with a PM! Give me some ideas we can work with, and we can try to hash something out!
If you clicked on this thread, I'm assuming you have at least a passing knowledge of who "Zelda" is. To give a big hint: she's not the elfin guy dressed in green who goes around saving the world... usually. Instead, Zelda is the usually beautiful, magically inclined princess of Hyrule, bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, and, in her latest incarnation, an adorkable nerd who has become one of my biggest canonical crushes.
Yes, this thread is primarily focused on the Princess Zelda that appears in Zelda: Breath of the Wild (and I'm assuming Tears of the Kingdom, though I haven't played that yet). This Zelda is the dutiful princess who inherited the great magical powers that would help save the world, sure. But she's also a giant nerd who would clearly rather spend her time bouncing around Hyrule doing archeology, and who doesn't have any compunctions about hopping off her horse, bending over to show us a gorgeous ass while she blissfully coos about a rare flower (and yes, I enjoyed the focus on Zelda's delightful rear almost as much as the presentation of her character).
What I want out of this thread should be obvious by now: RPs where a Zelda that mimics or just is the version from the more modern entries is involved. This could be something more lovey dovey, potentially even vanilla, to something a bit more debaucherous, to darker outcomes involving monsters and the like. I am not really all that interested in hardcore rape scenes, where Zelda is overpowered by some force and then used for pleasure, and I'm ironically not really interested in slow burn romances involving hetero partners.
That includes Zelda x Link. Unless there's some major changes to Link, making him into Linkle or looping him in for some sort of poly/threesome situation (likely involving Sidon), I'm not really that interested in pairing the pretty elf boi with the elf princess.
I am interested in playing Zelda or the various forces that are paired with her, which could be male, female, futa/trans, nonbinary, monsters, guardians, other hylians, canons, OCs, or just about any combination thereof.
Plot/Pairings
I'm going to set these up in order from most romantic/lovey dovey to least, so you can sort of hop down/skim the list to get to whatever is of most interest to you.
- As princess/queen, Zelda is expected to have a marriage match that would benefit the land of Hyrule. For various reasons, Link is out of the question, but that doesn't mean that there aren't other possible candidates out there, likely old friends or companions of Zelda and her Champions looking to explore.
- Urbosa knew Zelda's mother when they were younger, and she swore to look after Zelda. When peace finally came, she has the opportunity to do just that, promising to help Zelda "become a woman" in the more Gerudo way. This involves teaching the princess all sorts of things, potentially with other partners, or maybe Urbosa just can't help herself
- Zelda has come across a book or tome from the Ancients that details several practices for pleasuring a body. It fascinates the princess, and she cannot figure out how some of them came to be. With a combination of her slate and ingenuity, she sets something up, only for someone to walk in on her while she's.... enjoying herself.
- Naturally a princess should be well versed in all the thing a wife must necessarily due in order to please their husband. Zelda, nervous overthinker that she is, realizes she's woefully underprepared for this, and thus sets out to either find a tutor or bring someone to the castle.
- As part of gaining familiarity with the realm around her, Zelda takes a special trip to the Gerudo desert, where she must blend in and learn the various Gerudo ways. she quickly finds out that they are a very physically affectionate people, and that a tribe of all women has certainly learned some things.
- An ancient text lists out various creatures and beings across Hyrule. It appears to be charting their mating habits and making guesses on how those would interact with other races. Curiously, it seems to be doing so in something of an order, possibly alphabetical. The text hints that something important will happen if someone goes through this experience. Curiosity drives Zelda to do so, and thus her A-Z journey of erotic contact through the land of Hyrule begins!
- Essentially redoing/spinning off from this comic by Alexanderdinh. The idea is that Zelda is a music idol in some modern world. In said world, Ganon is a producer who comes in on Zelda when she's flirting with Link via camera, and the bold Gerduo male decides to take advantage of the situation and our princess.
- Our spunky little nerd hears about an opportunity to serve as a research assistant for someone (Purah and that creepy monster guy both come to mind). What she doesn't realize is that the tasks that will be assigned to her are increasingly sexual in nature, but she can't help but want to learn more... that and it's probably starting to feel good after a bit.
- Naive Zelda supposedly breaks a village taboo, not realizing the situation. She of course wants to make amends, and agrees to do so, not realizing what they have in mind until it's too late.
- I'm struggling to come up with ideas involving Ganon, but I'm quite open to pairing Zelda with him in a variety of ways.
Quick Wrapup
If this caught your interest, feel free to send me a PM. I am looking for partners who want to take the ideas I have here and build from them, maybe even giving me ideas of their own. So I'm not likely to respond to really short PMs that are just a line or essentially asking if an idea is open or whatever. Use the PM to pitch ideas and yourself as a partner!
I go by Fate, I'm fairly active when I'm interested in an idea (like this one) and am "on." I do suffer from a repetiative strain injury which means I occasionally have to take a hard break from the site to let my arms recover. I'm fairly literate (just look at my thread history, really), and I do expect partners to at least give me something to work with. I'll RP over thread or PM. My f-list breaks down my kinks pretty well, and the plots give more.
So if all that sounds good, hit me up with a PM! Give me some ideas we can work with, and we can try to hash something out!