One Phrase Flirt.

[Chai]

"Is your name Winter? Because you WILL be coming!"

^^^ I feel like this is the best one I've seen so far.

"Your body is 70% water, and girl I'm feeling thirsty as hell."

 

[Caitrionna]

Are you a secret special agent? Cause you are chasing my dreams every night!

 

[Toujou]

I wish you were my little toe so i would bang you on every piece of furniture.

 

[Fruit]

This one made me laugh;

"I've been told that if a girl likes a guy, she speaks in a higher pitch voice. You're the only girl in my life that doesn't sound like Batman"

 

[Toujou]

Hey!Do you know what's on the menu? Me-n-U

 

[Chai]

Bad science flirting:

"If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your 'genes.'

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause girl you are sodium fine."

I know you science nerds are out there who enjoy these just as much as I do. Appreciate it. Love it.

 

[Mr Quixotic]

I can't take the credit for these, but since my partner prefers to remain anonymous, xD

"I'm going to treat you like my little toe, and bang you all over the house."

"On a scale of America, how free are you tonight?'

 

[Caitrionna]

Ma'am? Is there water in your legs? My divining rod is seriously twitching!

 

[Toujou]

Roses are red,Violets are blue.....Fuck this.Do you wanna go out with me or what?

 

[Revnarh]

Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers *starts sneezing*

 

[CuddlesFromAbove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NFv_SAy5jg

"Is that dress made out of Copper Tellurium? It looks CuTe"

 

[Million]

When I look into your eyes, my world comes alive.

 

[Revnarh]

Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?

 

[GoodGirlGrace]

Taking this one from NSP

"Girl, you're like a fossil sample and I'm an impatient palaeontologist...cause I wanna date you badly.."

 

[Fruit]

"I wanna go bungee jumping in your clitoris"

 

[Revnarh]

Life is for living,
I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming
I dream for you
Hearts are for beating
Mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping
Can I keep you?

 

[Aida Rose]

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

 

[MrsNeglected]

I genuinely once had a guy come up to me and say "nice legs - what time do they open ?"

 

[Toujou]

That's...something.

Babe.Call me "Daylight saving" and come loose a hour with me.

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Hello, My name is Coffe!

Why? I'm hot,I'm tasty and i keep you awake the whole night.

 

[Revnarh]

If you were a fruit you'd be a date. By the way, how about we go on one?