In the silence at the party

[XXtraPrince]

"... So when she told me her test had come back positive...."

 

[bimbo a la blonde]

".......no, I will NOT fuck your wife!!!!!..."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"...for Allah!!!..."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"There are so many whack-jobs around, anymore, who knows what is normal?"

 

[sirix]

"I need an adult!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Your wife had her tubes tied six months ago and now she says she's pregnant?"

 

[KimiDoll]

"My balls are so fucking itchy in this thong!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Guy at the door, says he's a Deputy Constable, wants to see YOU!"

 

[CougarGirl]

What's that awful smell?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I was just a turd then - hell, I was still in Reform School!"

 

[lowblow emma]

"Her bum really does look big in that, doesn't it."

 

[CougarGirl]

'I was 12 when I seduced my father.'

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... And when the kid said he'd just gotten his first blow-job, why, I felt 'That's my boy!' - and then he says he was having a swallowing problem! So I knew we had a situation...."

 

[littlerooster]

"when do the cool people get here?!"