If I could do anything...

[KimiDoll]

Pretty simple game.

The great Gamer God in the sky has given you the power to save your life like a game, fuck shit up then return to your previous save.
This way you can do whatever the fuck you want with absolutely no repercussions.
You could kill a man, rob a bank and fuck your way across town with out facing the penalties.
No one would have any memory of your scandalous deeds, only you will remember your wicked rampage.

Each player must start with the line '...I would' and end with 'And then..."

For example:

• Player 1: ....I would ride down the main street of town on a bear throwing candy at everyone and then...
  
  Player 2: ....I would eat the biggest chocolate cake I could find and then...

And so on and so fourth.

So with this new found power how would you make the most out of it?
Let your imaginations run wild! I want to see the most craziest, impossible or sexiest things you can think of!
Ready? GO!

 

[XXtraPrince]

I would skate down the main drag of town with a kite tied to my pecker and then....

 

[KimiDoll]

...I would blind fold my enemies and lead them out on to a highway, enjoying the mayhem it would cause and then...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I would avoid the flying body parts, duck into a public house to toast their memories and then....

 

[Dogged]

...get the 2 hottest people in the pub drunk, start an orgy on the bar and then...

 

[KimiDoll]

...I would join in and make sure there is plenty of whipped cream and hot wax. Can't have an orgy without whipped cream or hot wax. Then I'd...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Pass out acetone swabs to get rid of the wax, and then....

 

[lowblow emma]

and then I'd lick off the cream, after which I would ...

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Go to Walmart with a deranged clown Mask and ask for the knife section and then...

 

[Foxy Lady]

I'd strip naked before I ...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Blew a kazoo walking up and down the aisles, following which I'd....

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Attack the greeter, he's too happy! Then i'd...

 

[AndNich123]

Stand naked on top of the bakery counter licking icing from my fingers yelling, "attention Wal-Mart shoppers! Everything in the store is free today! Enjoy!" As I got down, then I would....

 

[XXtraPrince]

Applaud the announcement and ask for a lick myself, and then....

 

[AndNich123]

I'd walk over to you and say, "want some? Have a lick, or two, or a hundred," as I swirled my icing covered fingers over my nipples. Then I'd....

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd lick the icing off those perky nipples and wait for the cops to lock my happy ass up, and then....

 

[AndNich123]

I'd sneak into the jail and handcuff you ass to the bars in the cell before ripping your clothes off. Then I'd....

 

[XXtraPrince]

See what's waiting for you behind that zipper, and then....

 

[AndNich123]

I'd lick my lips before licking it and then I'd....

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Break in and beg to join in on the fun! Then I'd.

 

[Revnarh]

...I would then get on all fours and beg to join the fun too after getting rid of my clothes and then...

 

[Johnn]

I would strip naked and join Revnarh on all fours and let my happy snake poke her happy little hot hole right there in walmart and then I would:

 

[Revnarh]

I would moan from the pleasure of Johnn's snake in my wet hot hole and give everyone around us a good show.

 

[AndNich123]

I would look at Johnn with my legs spread, fingers teasing, and ask him if he was ready and then I would....

 

[wiki234]

I would appear in the prison in front of the cell that everyone's in and look around going inside the cell and taking my pants revealing a very large bulge ready to get some of that...and then