If you had a snowball

[Battleship44]

So I’ve recently come across a lot of people using the phrase “There’s not a snowball chance in hell I will --- “ , and It got me thinking. So I thaught of quite an intresting question I’d like to ask everyone :O

If you had ONE snowball, who would you throw it at and why?

My answer?
Antarctica.

 

[darkangel76]

antarctica? why? lol.

if i had to throw only one..... hrmmmmm.... how about i divide it into equal pieces so that i can heave it at the few people from my past who tried to make my life miserable. thankfully, there isn't anyone in my life these days that i hate/dislike so badly that i'd wish them serious injury. hehehe... but several years ago? oh such a different story.

 

[cheerio_cherry]

LOL. I'd probs throw it at Obama... just for the hell of it.

 

[PocketFullOfPosies]

George Lucas.... ::nods::

He knows why -.-

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

Just one? Sure most of the snow has finally melted; but I still have quite a bit of snow. I'm sure I can make at least a dozen.

EDIT: Forgot my list.

Suppose I'd throw it at Ayn Rand's corpse. Or Glen Beck.

I'd throw an iceball at Reagan or Woodrow Wilson.

 

[cheerio_cherry]

Give us the list then Nihil?

 

[As Day Fades]

I'd throw it at Jesus. Nothing personal. We a'aight and all. I'm just curious if he has a sense of humor.

 

[Battleship44]

antarctica? why? lol.

Pure irony, my dear.

 

[dramamine213]

OH. A SNOWball. Like made of SNOW.

See, I thought you were talking about semen swapping. I was totally down with snowballing Sean Connery with his own load, but as for the cold wet kind, I'll pass. I hate snowball fights.

 

[vampire seduction]

And that, right there, is why I love dramamine

I'd throw it at the OP for making this thread

 

[Battleship44]

Optimus Prime did not make this thread, tyvm.

 

[vampire seduction]

 

[Mirran]

I'd throw it at dramamine213 for being such a perv. I honestly don't know who I'd throw it... I live in Canada, where snowballs are an essential part of our economy. It's the second most popular way of messaging someone, next to messenger beaver and SMS

 

[Battleship44]

New target: I'd throw it at my internet for running away from me yesterday.

 

[Tathariel]

My hospital commander.....

Why? I'm convinced that the man does absolutely nothing all day. All he does is read incident reports.....I would know, because I deliver them to him, like 5 times a day.

 

[Vivid Fizz]

My best friend. Why? Because she wouldn't be able to catch me afterward

 

[Battleship44]

I want to throw a snowball at my cold.
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME SICK.

 

[Jaijin]

My brother, because of the people I know, I think he would get a kick out of it the most.

 

[Dark_Dreams]

Humm I would have to think about this because getting a snow ball where I live is like a once in a life time thing lol.

But the truth is I most likely would not throw it because I have really bad aim.....NO I would sneak behind my target and get it down his/her shirt or pants what ever I can get open first.

Hummm targets....

I would have to say my husband's friend because I really don't like that guy lol.

 

[__N o v i.S n o w]

First off...if I had a snowball right now I would eat it....
But if I absolutely had to chuck it at someone, I would throw it at my sister. Her facial expression when something really cold touches her body amuses me to no end.

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

I would throw a snowball at my friend Mckenzie. Because she's a moron and didn't clean my apartment after she knocked shit over and threw up because she was too drunk to function.​

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

My brother, cause he is a giant assshole.

 

[Anomadar]

Margret Thatcher...

Old bitch.

 

[Battleship44]

Johnny Cage.

TAKE THAT!
for dieing too fast in the second Mortal Kombat movie.

 

[Disturbing]

Give it to someone to throw at me, at an opportune time, for the purpose of comedy.

Ha-Cha-Cha.