What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Saiya]

"Do you see me in infrared, because you must see how hot I am."

 

[Aviatrix]

She doesn't realize that I can see up her skirt from down here.

 

[Praxis]

"Oh, middle finger. Nobody gets me the way you do."

 

[Aviatrix]

Why does every guy grab my horns?

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Like the view?”

 

[Aviatrix]

You wouldn't believe what I just saw

 

[Short and Sweet]

I wonder if anyone can tell there is a little man standing between these pages.

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope that I don't accidentally switch to the other camera behind me