The Most Interesting Way To Die!

[FoxWriter]

as you probably gathered from the title this is a game about finding the most interesting ways to kick the bucket. no no not getting murdered or sexed to death. not getting shot or blown up, those things are done often.

were looking for interesting, never been done before ways to meat the Grim Reaper. for example!

Being Gummed to death, by goldfish.

or!

death by paper cuts.

get it? lets see how creative you can be!

 

[Mr Master]

Well, there's the old chatroom favorite: drowned in SPERM whale SPERM.

 

[FoxWriter]

Well, there's the old chatroom favorite: drowned in SPERM whale SPERM.

XDDD eeeew! that's perfect XDD

 

[DetailedRuss]

Drowned in a paddling pool.

Humped to death by a hump back whale?

 

[H a r r i e t]

I like to think dying from laughter would be interesting. But that's just me.

 

[Russian Vodka]

Death by spoon cutting!

 

[Red]

Death by choking on a Tic Tac

 

[Misanthropiclove]

I know how I am going to die. I will be hit by a red cross truck and then die of blood loss.

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

I know how I am going to die. I will be hit by a red cross truck and then die of blood loss.

Lol! I love the irony <3

 

[Master Raven]

Death by choking on a Tic Tac

Winner!

My aunt actually chocked on an ice cube until it melted. Was the funniest thing ever. That red cross one is funny too.

Let's see I would have to say jumping on a trampoline and landing on cactus.

 

[Nekrosilisk88]

anything rube goldbergian would be funny.

 

[MrCorvus]

Death by snorting fire ants. It actually happened.

Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing in the urban legend that Osbourne had done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.

1000 ways to die Episode 10, death# 638

 

[Gasper]

Oh God, snorting fire ants?
I would die from watching that.
D:

 

[Mr Master]

Fire ant jaws are actually too small to pierce human tissue. What you get for "stings" and "bites" are actually intense acid burns and allergic reactions to same, caused by what is essentially fire ant urine.

So them two kids essentially died from complications arising out of being peed on by ants.

 

[Gasper]

Damn.
They just got pussified.

*insert "OWNED" MeMe here*

 

[FoxWriter]

XDDD that is soooo wrong XDD

 

[amaya]

Although that is a urban myth, mixing mentos and diet coke (drinking it). In episode 57 in MythBusters I think this rumor is proved wrong by Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage. But mixing mendos in a soda bottle when the carbon dioxide is removed from the soda (a simple way to do this is to shake the bottle) it can't burst.

 

[FoxWriter]

XD yeah they proved it wrong but still, interesting way to die XDD

 

[amaya]

XD XD yep thought it was really strange end up dead like that.

 

[eva]

Dreaming that you are living in a 3rd dimension, having a perfect life and not worrying about waking up in life.

 

[Irvine]

I want to go by having a pea-sized meteorite pierce my skull.

 

[FoxWriter]

SPORKED TO DEATH!

 

[EnlightenedAneurysm]

Having your head squished in a vice by a malicious panda.

 

[Skylar23]

Being ran over by a ramen noodle cart.

 

[FoxWriter]

Being ran over by a ramen noodle cart.

XDD what a yummy way to die