Asami Kimura
Patiently waiting to be breed by my master~
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2022
- Location
- USA
So I just got a phone call from my neighborhood friendly "IRS"
You know the IRS employee that's in Pakistan or India ((No offence to people who live there I'm just talking about the scammers
)), but using a spoofed number that says that they're in Florida, but they claim that they are working in Los Angeles? Yeah...those people.
I was told that I need to hurry up and pay my taxes because I owe $50,000 ! D: Oh no! What will I do!
I responded how strange?? Because I just got married and my husband and I's total income isn't even $100,000 or more yet
And even if it was I still wouldn't be paying that much.
They responded "Because you got married you make a lot of money and you have to pay us more money."
I was like yeah what income taxes are....You know the money you take off my paycheck that could probably make me afford buy a house, Yeah those. Is it the first time on the job?
They respond "Do not make the jokes with me
I not call for the funnies . This is a very serious matter ma'me"
I say back. "Well shit I always call for the funnies :c"
They say "You owe $50000 in back taxes and I will have the FBI AT YOUR DOOR IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY! D:<"
I respond, "No need to be a Silly Billy, I know :3 .Now how do I pay you? I don't wanna go to prison now."
They say, "First you need top go to your nearest CVS or Walgreens and buy iTunes gift cards and-
I cut them off , "What would the IRS want with $50,000 worth of iTunes gift card money?"
They say back "The government uses it for the taxes now tell me your address."
I say" Sure! My address is ((THIS IS THE BREAKING BAD ADDRESS NOT A REAL ONE![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
)) 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque, NM 87104.
I guess they are a fan of the show cause they corrected me and said "Its 87103 (( He's wrong )) actually, I'm sending FBI." Then he hung up
My husband was listening and tried so hard to not laugh during the call.
It was so funny and I just wanted to share it xD
But yeah the IRS will NEVER CALL YOU. If you get a call from anyone claiming that you owe money at all it is a scam. Since tax season is coming lots of people will get this so be careful out there!
You know the IRS employee that's in Pakistan or India ((No offence to people who live there I'm just talking about the scammers
![Folded hands :pray: 🙏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f64f.png)
I was told that I need to hurry up and pay my taxes because I owe $50,000 ! D: Oh no! What will I do!
I responded how strange?? Because I just got married and my husband and I's total income isn't even $100,000 or more yet
![🤔 🤔](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/15.0/1f914/32.png)
They responded "Because you got married you make a lot of money and you have to pay us more money."
I was like yeah what income taxes are....You know the money you take off my paycheck that could probably make me afford buy a house, Yeah those. Is it the first time on the job?
They respond "Do not make the jokes with me
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png)
I say back. "Well shit I always call for the funnies :c"
They say "You owe $50000 in back taxes and I will have the FBI AT YOUR DOOR IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY! D:<"
I respond, "No need to be a Silly Billy, I know :3 .Now how do I pay you? I don't wanna go to prison now."
They say, "First you need top go to your nearest CVS or Walgreens and buy iTunes gift cards and-
I cut them off , "What would the IRS want with $50,000 worth of iTunes gift card money?"
They say back "The government uses it for the taxes now tell me your address."
I say" Sure! My address is ((THIS IS THE BREAKING BAD ADDRESS NOT A REAL ONE
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
I guess they are a fan of the show cause they corrected me and said "Its 87103 (( He's wrong )) actually, I'm sending FBI." Then he hung up
My husband was listening and tried so hard to not laugh during the call.
It was so funny and I just wanted to share it xD
But yeah the IRS will NEVER CALL YOU. If you get a call from anyone claiming that you owe money at all it is a scam. Since tax season is coming lots of people will get this so be careful out there!