Making love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Kidding, of course. I'm not that much of a deviant...
I'm generally as "bad" as the narrative drives me to be. If I'm immersed in the story and characters, I can like a lotta things. A true kink chameleon. Same can be said with fixations of an actual partner, relatively speaking. At my core, I'm really quite simple, but also do occasionally act "out of character". Our ego personas are only masks that we wear, are they not? Some find that perspective strange, but I find it strange when people have lost touch with their awareness of being, seeing the character that they have built around themselves to be who they actually are.
Maybe my kink is getting weirdly philosophical out of context. I'm not Jim Carrey, I promise.