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(19:41:21) Misha_Hiroki: Hahvy! I took pictures of you in the bathroom!
(19:41:23) Amaurofebris: Lol
(19:41:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Pretty normal convo.
(19:41:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO YOU DIDN"T
(19:41:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I SAW NO FLASH
(19:41:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D:
(19:41:46) Amaurofebris: THE BATHROOM WAS BRIGHT.
(19:41:47) Nowfaleena grabs a grape soda and starts to drink it.
(19:41:49) TheDuchess: MISHA YOU WHORE STOP HOGGING THEM!
(19:41:50) Amaurofebris: I KNOW 'CAUSE I WAS THERE
(19:41:51) Misha_Hiroki: I DIDN'T HAVE THE FLASH ON, DUH
(19:41:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AAAAAAHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHH
(19:42:06) Fetish_Kitten: lmao
(19:42:12) MrPenguin eats Misha's cam.
(19:42:17) Amaurofebris hoards pictures of Hahvy's butt.
(19:42:19) MrPenguin: Mmm Tasty
 

      • (11:11:18) prettylykSIN: KING
        (11:11:33) Kingschoolyou: PRETTY
        (11:11:36) prettylykSIN: Sesseh pictures on FL
        (11:11:36) TheDuchess: PRETTY!
        (11:11:42) Kingschoolyou: Tanku
        (11:11:43) prettylykSIN: DUCHY!
        (11:11:51) TheDuchess glomps
        (11:11:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Sinny kins. <3
        (11:11:56) Kingschoolyou: Duchy is the second closest person to me xD
        (11:11:57) BlackOps: BLACKOPS!
        (11:12:00) SableExxis: PEOPL!
        (11:12:03) prettylykSIN: Hahvy baby~<3
        (11:12:05) SableExxis: EZ*
        (11:12:22) TheDuchess: who is the first king?
        (11:12:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WHORES
        (11:12:37) prettylykSIN: HARLOTS
        (11:12:38) Kingschoolyou: Thend Krieg. Me and him hang out all the time.
        (11:12:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TRAMPS
        (11:12:49) prettylykSIN: SKANKS
        (11:12:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SLUTS
        (11:12:56) Kingschoolyou: HO'S
        (11:13:02) prettylykSIN: DOLLILOPS!
        (11:13:02) TheDuchess: lol
        (11:13:03) BlackOps: LADIES OF ILL REPUTE.
        (11:13:09) Misha_Hiroki: PRETTY!
        (11:13:19) prettylykSIN: Y-Y[/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]
 
:35:29) Arisilde: *Wriggles around*
(20:38:56) Arisilde: *Frisks about chat and considers putting on her new stockings*
(20:40:00) Tsushui tries very hard to finish grading her teachers online
(20:40:51) Kingschoolyou pillages and rapes someone, violently.
(20:41:20) Arisilde: *is the raped someone, who enjoyed in immensly*
(20:41:37) Kingschoolyou: =D
(20:42:14) 3ngag3: oh lord
(20:42:16) 3ngag3: misha
(20:42:30) 3ngag3: padan's got a new comic up there
(20:42:31) Kingschoolyou: BM is quiet tonight......kinda.
(20:42:57) Kingschoolyou: Last night it was alive and overflowing with activity and funny shits and giggles.
(20:43:11) Arisilde: *Moans loudly in Kings ear*
(20:43:25) Tsushui steals more popcorn
(20:43:46) 3ngag3 pours more cheddar on said popcorn
(20:43:55) Kingschoolyou shivers in sheer pleasure, and molests Ari.
(20:44:10) kikora: Weeee Paddy gave me blue hair!! D
(20:44:13) kikora: XD*
(20:44:25) Arisilde: *Gasps and shudders in enjoyment*
(20:44:28) kikora: I am so glad he didn't color down below XD
(20:44:45) Kingschoolyou: BAHAHA I saw that poster picture and the song I'm listening to works with it so fucking well.
(20:44:50) 3ngag3: whaaa
(20:44:54) Tsushui chokes on the kernels
(20:44:58) 3ngag3: blue bush is hot what are you talking about
(20:44:58) PadanFain: well you just dyed your hair, yeah, kiko?
(20:45:08) 3ngag3 performs the heimlech on tsu
(20:45:17) kikora: Yep! And I plan to keep it that way ^__^
(20:45:24) PadanFain: ^^
(20:45:31) kikora tackles and super loves on Paddy ^_^
(20:45:50) PadanFain is super loved and gives much lovings back
(20:46:03) Nihilistic_Impact skins Kiko
(20:46:05) Kingschoolyou: Padan that picture if fucking awesome.
(20:46:18) kikora: Oh, meet my friend Ysu, she is currently choking to dath
(20:46:19) PadanFain: thank you
(20:46:23) Tsushui: Ysu eh?
(20:46:24) kikora is skinned
(20:46:27) kikora: Tsu**
(20:46:29) Kingschoolyou drags Ari off to a dark corner to do naughty things with her, cackling evilly.
(20:46:37) 3ngag3: im performing the heimlich on her as we speak kiko
(20:46:44) Tsushui: you can stop now.
(20:46:51) kikora: My typing sucks tonight XD
(20:46:55) 3ngag3: you're right
(20:47:02) 3ngag3: we need to do mouth to mouth now
(20:47:16) Tsushui points gun in 3ngag3's mouth
(20:47:16) Arisilde: *Puts up a pretend fight, but is secretly pleased*
(20:47:18) Kingschoolyou: Smooth 3ngag3. Smooth....
 
3ngag3 said:
Ahahaha. I hope you got the rest of the acting between me and Tsu.
Click to expand...
I liked the "You're right, you need mouth to mouth" comment. *shrugs* So that's where I stopped.
 
(00:09:35) Anansi: ....
(00:09:44) Kingschoolyou: hawt
(00:09:46) Lieutenant_Ducky: Vat?
(00:09:55) Anansi: I kinda want to choke someone
(00:10:13) Kingschoolyou: Choke Padan. He needs it.
(00:10:39) My_Apocalypse_Pony: ducky does you have messengers?
(00:10:42) Anansi: I mean IRl
(00:10:42) LittleTrampOfHorrors: sounds nice
(00:10:44) Sinfulwolf: You can choke me.
(00:10:44) Lieutenant_Ducky: I'd offer up my services, as I would probably enjoy it, but I have a pony to ride in the shower.
(00:10:50) My_Apocalypse_Pony yells from the bathtub
(00:10:51) Anansi: I want to feel my fingers wrap about someone's throat...
(00:11:06) LittleTrampOfHorrors: i want to be choked
(00:11:13) Sinfulwolf: or maybe Lil'Tramp...
(00:11:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: I do. I think my AIM is posted.
(00:11:44) Anansi: The internet offers no satisfaction
(00:11:45) Misha_Hiroki: Pretend your penis is the neck of someone you hate, then shake them up and down. Strangling AND getting your rocks off all in one shot!
(00:11:53) Lieutenant_Ducky: If you want my MSN, PM me?
(00:12:03) My_Apocalypse_Pony: okay
(00:13:26) LittleTrampOfHorrors: dammit im bored and horny now
(00:13:32) LittleTrampOfHorrors: agh
(00:13:38) Kawamura: oh, jesus
(00:13:44) Kawamura: What did I walk in to?
(00:14:02) Kingschoolyou: You walked into Chat Kawa.
(00:14:03) LittleTrampOfHorrors: choking
(00:14:12) Kingschoolyou: you should expect this by now.
(00:14:18) LittleTrampOfHorrors: lol
 
(06:31:03) Erato: God, I wish the heater worked
(06:31:30) PadanFain puts socks on Erato's hands
(06:31:33) PadanFain: ^w^
(06:32:04) Erato: o_o; ~Makes sock puppets and performs classic arts.~
(06:32:17) Erato: "Oh for my kingdom, spare me a sock!"
(06:32:18) PadanFain claps
(06:32:23) PadanFain: =D
(06:32:24) Erato: XD
(06:33:42) Erato: "To yarn or not to yarn, that is the question. Whether it 'tis noblier in the mind to suffer the washings and dryings of my fellow laundry."
(06:34:46) PadanFain watches raptly
(06:34:48) PadanFain: o.o
(06:35:41) Erato Searches more quotes to butcher since her brain isn't coming up with any more.
(06:37:58) Erato: "The fault, dear Blanket, is not in our starch, it is that we are merely underwear."
 
(10:13:03) MrPenguin: COWS WITH MUTHA FUCKIN GUNS! THE GUNS COME THE SKY! THE SKY COMES FROM A TOLIET! THERE FOR YOU ARE SHITTING GUNS OUT OF THE SKY!
(10:13:06) Anansi: My skin smells like smoke...
(10:13:25) BlackOps fires a gun that fires guns.
(10:13:37) MrPenguin: *Collapses from randomness.​*
(10:14:17) BlackOps charges his defibrilato​r. "CLEAR!" *zaps*
(10:14:38) MrPenguin turned into Christmas dinner.
(10:14:48) BlackOps shrugs and noms.
(10:17:24) MrPenguin gives you bad runs.
(10:18:11) BlackOps clutches his stomach and dashes to the lavatory.
 
(20:28:56) Ilovegoatse: Wow, I just had the strangest reaction to a scare in silent hill
(20:29:01) Ilovegoatse: I just raised my eyebrow colbert style
(20:29:04) Ilovegoatse: wtf D:
(20:29:16) Fetish_Kitten: lmao
(20:29:26) Bathos: it's because you're so batman.
(20:29:29) Ilovegoatse: I had to pause the game, to absorb what the hell I just did
(20:29:37) Ilovegoatse: Apparently D:
(20:29:46) Ilovegoatse: I was like "IAN. ARE YOU STROKING OUT? I NEED TO CHECK IT OUT"
 
(13:42:58) Neurok_Shinobi: Note to self: sharp knives are sharp.
(13:43:12) Nowfaleena: what happened Shinobi?
(13:43:17) Lieutenant_Ducky: LIES
(13:43:30) Neurok_Shinobi: The bleeding hand is a lie then?
(13:43:40) daddys_little_slut: no but the cake is
(13:43:46) Lieutenant_Ducky: Yep.
(13:44:05) Nowfaleena panics "Oh no! Get a band-aid or something Shinobi!"
(13:44:09) Neurok_Shinobi: I was doing the tossing the knife in the air thing game.
(13:44:28) Neurok_Shinobi: I lost round seven.
(13:44:29) Broomhandle45: You were tossing a knife in the air?
(13:44:35) Nowfaleena face palm
(13:44:35) daddys_little_slut: thats like
(13:44:38) daddys_little_slut: dangerous
(13:44:54) Broomhandle45: Sounds kinda dumb too.
(13:45:08) Neurok_Shinobi: I was bored... and it was there....
(13:45:30) Lieutenant_Ducky: Sounds about right.
(13:45:59) Neurok_Shinobi nods, blinking at hand.
(13:46:24) Nowfaleena attempts to bandage Shinobi's bleeding hand.
(13:46:26) Neurok_Shinobi: Blood out of carpet, how to do?
(13:47:07) Nowfaleena: not a clue...
(13:47:35) daddys_little_slut: BILLY MAYSE HERE!: use oxy clean!
 
(18:03:16) TheDuchess spreads her holiday cheer
(18:03:32) Nihilistic_Impact wanders off to shower and search for food
(18:03:39) My_Apocalypse_Pony: so thats what they are calling it these days
(18:03:51) TheDuchess: XD
(18:03:56) TheDuchess: just around christmas time
(18:04:06) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hehehe
(18:04:15) TheDuchess: my kitty does all kinds of neat things around christmas tim
 
I...died in chat tonight...


(18:53:09) reduction: well, i guess it not will snow this year where i am
(18:53:18) reduction blames the global warming
(18:54:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- doesn't blame "global warming"
(18:54:53) PadanFain blames Hahvy
(18:55:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- slabs Padan dead.
(18:55:13) reduction: o . o
(18:55:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- with a slab of stone.
(18:55:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(18:55:33) PadanFain is slabbed...whatever that means..but yeah is dead
(18:55:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:55:39) PadanFain: XD
(18:55:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I meant to put stab, but I liked slab better.
(18:55:49) reduction hides Padan's dead corpse under a blanket... just random
(18:56:07) reduction: wasn't me > . >
(18:56:08) PadanFain has a proper burial by reduction
(18:56:17) reduction coughs
(18:56:24) Nowfaleena looks at the dead Padan underneath my blanket and sighs. "I was going to use that..."
(18:56:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(18:56:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shoves padan under the carpet.
(18:56:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: There ya go, Fal! 8D
(18:56:52) PadanFain is given a high class burial by Hahvy
(18:57:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- loves how the stages of burial keep getting upped.
(18:57:39) Nowfaleena snuggles under her blanket with a smile. "You could put him under the couch in my lair if you want."
(18:57:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No, Padan isn't good enough for being under the couch.
(18:58:03) PadanFain: >8[
(18:58:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: :3
(18:58:16) reduction wonder if we should build a temple for his body... now are getting to the higher class burials
(18:58:32) reduction: now we are*
(18:59:06) Nowfaleena: but underneath the carpet seems...I don't know, kind of noticeable.
(18:59:29) PadanFain is that bulge in the carpet people keep tripping over
(19:00:09) Nowfaleena: plus what are we going to do when the carpet needs cleaning?
(19:00:31) reduction: we clean the body with the carpet?
(19:01:05) Nowfaleena: I think people will notice that...
(19:01:27) reduction: hmm...
(19:01:33) reduction thinks
(19:02:23) reduction: what about roll the body into the carpet and then ties it on the top of the roaf on the car and drives it through the carwash?
(19:02:37) reduction: even thats... even more noticeable
(19:02:47) reduction sucks at making plans
(19:02:49) Nowfaleena: hmmm
 
(19:22:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- does a sexy ritual thing for the hell of it to bring padan back to life.
(19:22:21) PadanFain: I LIIIIIVE!
(19:22:32) Kingschoolyou: ZOMBIE OMFG!
(19:22:37) Kingschoolyou shotguns zombie Padan.
(19:22:42) reduction: wuhuuu zombies!
(19:22:50) reduction: o . o
(19:22:51) PadanFain keeses Hahvy's cheek before getting a hole blown into him


I liked this one too, Padan. xD
 
(21:30:19) Ilovegoatse: I'm playing this game blind
(21:30:22) Mitsu: Shh!
(21:30:22) Ilovegoatse: so, I get tweaked
(21:30:29) Corporal_Bunny: You're blind goaty?
(21:30:30) Corporal_Bunny: oMG
(21:30:31) Corporal_Bunny: I'm so sorry!
(21:30:36) Amaurofebris drowns in the torrential waves of Bunny's arrogance.
(21:30:38) Corporal_Bunny: If you can see this, I love you-wait you cant
(21:30:39) Corporal_Bunny: Suck cock
(21:30:46) Mitsu: The Men Who Stare At Goatse!
(21:31:10) Ilovegoatse: t-that poor man!
(21:31:16) Ilovegoatse: No, playing blind
(21:31:20) Ilovegoatse: like, no walktrhoughs or guides
(21:31:24) Corporal_Bunny: Oh
(21:31:29) Mitsu: Have you seen that yet, Ilovegoatse?
(21:31:32) Kingschoolyou: that makes the game more fun.
(21:31:35) Corporal_Bunny: So basically a blind man with no brail on that bathroom doors.
(21:31:37) Ilovegoatse: I actually want to see it
(21:31:38) Ilovegoatse: and yeah, it does
(21:31:41) Corporal_Bunny: But it doesn't matter because he can't see vagina anyway
(21:31:47) Mitsu: I'm talking about the photoshoped poster.
(21:31:49) Ilovegoatse: Yeah, and Henry already runs like a retard
(21:31:52) Ilovegoatse: so he's a blind retard
(21:31:54) Ilovegoatse: oh, no I haven't
(21:32:05) Mitsu: I'll find it. You'll like it!
(21:32:25) Corporal_Bunny: or will he love it?
(21:32:26) Ilovegoatse: I'm hanging out with the crack head
(21:32:27) Corporal_Bunny: Time will tell.
(21:32:30) Ilovegoatse: or the pot soker in the game
(21:32:32) Ilovegoatse: he stutters
(21:32:34) Ilovegoatse: it's bothering me
(21:32:40) PadanFain: mitsu: http://images.encyclopediadramatica...areatgoatse.jpg/405px-Menwhostareatgoatse.jpg
(21:32:57) Kingschoolyou: Punch him the mouth till he talks straight.
(21:32:59) Corporal_Bunny: W.T.F
(21:33:01) Ilovegoatse: drink your goddamn chocolat mouth
(21:33:03) Corporal_Bunny: What...
(21:33:03) Ilovegoatse: -milk
(21:33:04) Corporal_Bunny: wtf
(21:33:17) Ilovegoatse: you give him chocolate milk
(21:33:18) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(21:33:26) Ilovegoatse: Also, I lol'd
(21:33:35) Ilovegoatse: I mean, he's like "T-T-T-T-THE"
(21:33:37) Mitsu: Damn... PadanFain the Internet Ninja Man!
(21:33:39) Ilovegoatse: so he gets chocolate milk
(21:34:19) Corporal_Bunny: Padan is like a Gonzo muppet. We dont know what he is. but he's there in that back of the muppet closet, waiting, lurking for the perfect oppurtunity for the WTF effect
(21:34:39) Mitsu: He's almost on Batman's level.
(21:34:39) PadanFain: XD
(21:34:47) Corporal_Bunny: Yeah if Bat man was Gonzo
(21:34:51) Kingschoolyou: XD
 
(21:59:32) Corporal_Bunny: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://assets.gearlive.com/comics/blogi">http://assets.gearlive.com/comics/blogi</a><!-- m --> ... -robin.jpg Robin "He touched me, my penis feels tingly"
(21:59:39) Corporal_Bunny: He's a muppet!
(21:59:44) Corporal_Bunny: Fuck you. Hes motherfucking Gonzo
(21:59:53) Mitsu: lawl, that's the wrong Batman!
(22:00:02) Corporal_Bunny: Your mom is the wrong batman
(22:00:15) Mitsu: Try to argue with me when you actually know what you are talking abou!
(22:00:15) Mitsu: about*
(22:00:30) Corporal_Bunny: I do. Your momw as with me last night.
(22:00:51) Corporal_Bunny: You dont even know what you're talking about. There's a subtle difference between a muppet and a puppet.
(22:00:53) Mitsu rolls eyes, "You're resorting to old material again, huh? Why not try something new."
(22:00:54) Corporal_Bunny: You are a hypocrit
(22:00:56) Mitsu: ?*
(22:01:16) Corporal_Bunny: Muppets dont have hands up their asses, they have strings. THAT CAN BE TAKEN OFF.
(22:01:23) Corporal_Bunny: Puppets are the ass hands.
(22:01:39) Corporal_Bunny: He's mother fucking Gonzo, dude.
(22:01:41) Corporal_Bunny: Gonzo.
(22:01:42) Corporal_Bunny: Come on.
(22:02:01) Mitsu: And once those strings aren't there, they drop dead, limp like a penis near you!
(22:02:24) Kingschoolyou: Hypocrite*
(22:02:25) Corporal_Bunny: Just because you have an erectile dysfunction doesn't mean you should broadcast it. No one has pity for you/
(22:02:33) Kingschoolyou corrects Bunny cause he has the power to.
(22:02:35) PadanFain: oh, snap!
(22:02:55) Mitsu: No, you only think I have ED because you face keeps beating it down.
(22:02:59) Mitsu: your*
(22:03:14) Corporal_Bunny: Thats because You're too small to get in my mouth for a proper blow job. I have to dig around looking for it.
(22:03:31) Mitsu: Yeah, because you body causes it to shrink back into my body.
(22:03:46) Mitsu: your*
(22:03:58) Corporal_Bunny: You're jealous of my feminity so your body triest to cope and create its own by inverting your pensi to make an attempt to clone my beauty?
(22:04:05) Corporal_Bunny: penis*
(22:04:07) Amaurofebris: Lmao.
(22:04:23) Mitsu: Or it just doesn't want to get lost in your rolls.
(22:05:01) Corporal_Bunny: My rolls? Honey those are breasts. You wouldn't understand, because you're too busy jacking off to Robin and ruining his tights.
(22:05:39) 3ngag3: Which Robin are we talking here?
(22:05:43) Mitsu: Breasts? I must have confused them with the thirty other lumps between your nose and your toes.
(22:05:46) 3ngag3: The male one or the female one?
(22:05:48) Kingschoolyou: I would love to loose something in the folds of Bunny boobs.
(22:05:49) Corporal_Bunny: Pick any of the four Batman raped
(22:05:58) Mitsu: There's actually five.
(22:06:00) Kingschoolyou: Preferably my face.
(22:06:03) Corporal_Bunny: You see!
(22:06:04) Amaurofebris: Lose, King?
(22:06:11) Mitsu: But I don't count Stephanie because she was retarded.
(22:06:14) Amaurofebris: 8D
(22:06:21) Kingschoolyou: yeah that one Ama lol
(22:06:25) Corporal_Bunny: So now you're fucking sexist?
(22:06:26) Corporal_Bunny: Is that it?
(22:06:29) 3ngag3: So what's going on here? Mitsu and Bunny are having a battle of the female bulge?
(22:06:30) Corporal_Bunny: You sonofabitch'
(22:06:42) 3ngag3: The secret female boner?
(22:06:53) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(22:07:00) Corporal_Bunny: Mitsu is on his period and forgot his Jumbo batman tampon
(22:07:01) Mitsu: Well, gotta have sex in something, because I can't possibly stick it in your frozen snatch.
(22:07:04) Kingschoolyou: The secret female boner is a happy clitoris.
(22:07:19) 3ngag3: or a trap
(22:07:21) Corporal_Bunny: I HATE YOU MITSU.
(22:07:24) 3ngag3: you choose your fantasy
(22:07:25) Corporal_Bunny leave.s
(22:07:30) Kingschoolyou: That too
(22:07:43) Corporal_Bunny leaves after fixing the placement of the period.
(22:07:46) Mitsu: See, I beat Bunny.
(22:08:11) 3ngag3: No, Bunny won...with style
(22:08:19) 3ngag3: all her own
(22:08:37) Mitsu: She had to leave.
(22:08:45) Mitsu: She couldn't handle me.
(22:08:58) Ilovegoatse: THIS BIG CIRCLE PRISON SUCKS BALLS. SO MUCH SPINNING
(22:09:15) Kingschoolyou: DON'T GET LOST GOATY
(22:09:15) 3ngag3: The spin stops here goatse
(22:09:23) Corporal_Bunny: http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Waller vs Batman.jpg Thats' right.
(22:09:36) Corporal_Bunny: I left to get you that. A woman showing bat man where his tampon goes
(22:09:39) 3ngag3: god damnit, now i'm channeling Bill O'reily
(22:09:43) Mitsu: OH god... that woman is a bitch.
(22:09:43) 3ngag3: DO IT LIVE
(22:09:45) Ilovegoatse: I have a map
(22:09:47) 3ngag3: fuck...
(22:09:49) Ilovegoatse: but, the thing is
(22:09:55) Amaurofebris: In his heart?
(22:09:57) Ilovegoatse: D: it's one big circle and it gets dizzying to run around it
(22:09:58) Mitsu: She's a government type that tries to ban superheroes, so Batman can't hit her.
(22:10:12) Corporal_Bunny: So you're saying if she was anyone else female he would
(22:10:13) 3ngag3: Ah yes, Waller
(22:10:15) Corporal_Bunny: because he beats women?
(22:10:16) Corporal_Bunny: Is that it>
 
(23:30:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gives the boy luffs and cheek-kisses before going to bed.
(23:30:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: boys**
(23:30:59) Kingschoolyou: woo!
(23:31:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Night, guys. Have fun without me.
(23:31:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(23:31:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- poofles.
(23:31:51) PadanFain waits for Hahvy to leave, then fills out paperwork with King
(23:31:57) PadanFain: fun
(23:32:01) PadanFain: ^^
(23:32:16) Kingschoolyou: BAI HAHVY LUV U
(23:32:28) Kingschoolyou: XD
(23:32:43) Kingschoolyou: indeed
(23:32:54) Kingschoolyou: o.q...........
(23:33:19) PadanFain says "Woohoo!" when he writes his zip code in the proper space
(23:33:38) PadanFain: it's a party in he-ah!
(23:33:38) daddys_little_slut makes little kids mosh to hannah montana
(23:33:41) daddys_little_slut: BUT WE DONT WANNA!"
(23:33:51) Kingschoolyou: hahahaha
(23:33:56) daddys_little_slut: do it! you'll do it for the lulz!
(23:34:55) Kingschoolyou: MOSH PIIIIIIIIIT >8U
(23:35:04) Kingschoolyou moshes with Padan in paperwork form.
(23:35:34) PadanFain: \o/
(23:35:45) Kingschoolyou violently writes his name in the right area whilst jamming to rave music.
 
(00:58:07) Mr_Master is suddenly here, as if he's always been here, as if he never left.
(00:58:38) PadanFain doesn't notice mm's appearance, because he was always there
(00:59:31) Mr_Master notes this is as it should be, particularly with Padan's inability to form long-term memories.
(00:59:41) PadanFain: 8I
(00:59:50) Misha_Hiroki: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
(01:00:06) PadanFain ignores Misha deliberately
(01:00:32) Misha_Hiroki pokes the weenie with a weenie
(01:01:02) Lieutenant_Ducky: Hay
(01:01:08) PadanFain rubs his mustache and acts all weener-ish
(01:01:43) Mr_Master very much enjoyed Memento, but doesn't want to be the Guy Pearce character.
(01:01:54) Mr_Master: I've always seen myself as more of a Joey Pants kind of guy.
(01:02:49) Mr_Master loves up on Ducky
(01:02:55) Mr_Master stabs Misha out of adoration
(01:06:25) Mr_Master doesn't greet Padan specifically, because he's always been here, and there's no reason he'd make waves.
(01:06:53) PadanFain eats Cheetos with a blank look on his face
(01:06:58) Mr_Master: See, on the up side, you're Guy Pearce, heartthrob, manly man, etc. On the down side, you're Guy Pearce in Memento.
(01:07:23) Lieutenant_Ducky cracks up.
(01:07:59) PadanFain nods, tattoos himself a note, then promptly forgets the conversation
(01:08:43) Mr_Master snugs Ducky blatantly in Padan's view, then pretends not to know her.
(01:10:30) PadanFain notices, puts on the appropriate facial expression of recognition, and is secretly suspicious of things going on
(01:11:01) Mr_Master: Can I see your photographs, Paddy?
(01:11:04) Mr_Master hides his sharpie.
(01:11:34) Sinful_Bliss waves at MM
(01:11:56) Mr_Master waves Bliss over!
(01:12:40) Lieutenant_Ducky blinks.
(01:12:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: What's going on?
(01:12:51) PadanFain takes out his photos, and sees the picture of the narwhal, "has a tusk" is the caption. Nods.
(01:13:26) Mr_Master: I'm saying hi to Bliss. Oooh, photos!
(01:13:36) Sinful_Bliss comes over to MM and lays next to him.
(01:14:11) Mr_Master snatches Paddy's photos, makes comments with the sharpie on each one, along the lines of putting "sexy" in between "has a" and "tusk" on the aforementioned photo
(01:14:22) Mr_Master pets Bliss as he hands the photos back.
(01:14:49) PadanFain: :I *is none the wiser*
(01:18:15) Mr_Master considers what abuse to heap upon Memento-Paddy.
(01:20:31) PadanFain notices MM anew and explains his condition to him...not for the first time
(01:20:55) Mr_Master listens intently, as if it's his first time.
(01:21:14) Mr_Master: Really? Wow. So, why was six afraid of seven?
(01:21:49) PadanFain: 8/
(01:21:51) Misha_Hiroki 8 9
(01:22:52) Misha_Hiroki throws a pizza pocket at Paddy
(01:23:01) Mr_Master: Because seven eight nine, yes, Misha.
(01:23:13) Mr_Master waits 15 minutes to tell the joke again
(01:23:20) Misha_Hiroki: NO! I eight nine!
(01:23:22) PadanFain laughs
(01:23:37) Misha_Hiroki: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(01:23:49) Mr_Master notes it's all about Misha.
(01:24:11) Mr_Master begins to explain this to Memento-Paddy, but realizes that's pointless.
(01:24:39) PadanFain is beaned in the head with hot pizza pocket goodness
(01:25:19) Mr_Master: You're gong to have a greasy spot on your head and not know why in a little bit.
(01:25:57) PadanFain starts to make another tattoo
(01:26:23) Mr_Master reads over his shoulder, gently correcting his spelling.
 
(16:09:54) Corporal_Bunny: Not really.
(16:09:55) Anansi: You know what's awkward...getting a blowjob while watching a shark eat a seal...
(16:09:59) Corporal_Bunny: I'm just curious.
(16:10:02) Corporal_Bunny: Wait
(16:10:03) Corporal_Bunny: What?
(16:10:05) MrPenguin eats cheese cubes.
(16:10:07) Zalvek snuggle Hav.
(16:10:29) Corporal_Bunny: Am... am I the only one that read what Anansi wrote and thought it strange? I mean, you're eating cheese cubes.
(16:10:35) Corporal_Bunny: And I totally think that's just strange.
(16:10:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(16:11:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Eh. I've had sex while watching a nature documentary and thought the documentary was more interesting.
(16:11:03) Corporal_Bunny: Its like, "Yeah today we were having anal while watching Martha Stewart sewing channel"
(16:11:07) Corporal_Bunny: "It was intense"
(16:11:13) Zalvek: Oh dear. XD
(16:11:32) MrPenguin: What? I like cheese cubes. D<
 
(19:26:45) Fetish_Kitten: I want sex.
(19:26:49) Kingschoolyou: I want one now lol. Just because.
(19:27:16) Nihilistic_Impact: I would like sex as well.
(19:27:48) Amaurofebris has a low libido due to illness and hangover.
(19:27:54) Amaurofebris eats chips.
(19:28:08) Kingschoolyou: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQ ... re=related</a><!-- m --> This is my favorite song from Eluveitie.
(19:28:23) Kingschoolyou: Sex sounds really nice right now.
(19:30:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I would prefer an intense make out session.
(19:30:42) Nihilistic_Impact: I would like to have Hahvy.
(19:30:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles Ama.
(19:30:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(19:30:53) Fetish_Kitten: That might be the worst part about being rpegnant right now. Horny as hell but without th enegergy to actually have sex . . and the whole sick to the stomach thing is not encouraging either
(19:30:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I am not for sale.
(19:31:14) Kingschoolyou: BUT I AM =D
(19:31:15) Nihilistic_Impact: You'll get Ari in the bargain.
(19:31:23) Kingschoolyou shows his whore price with Hahvy's signature on it.
(19:31:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ..<.< Hm...
(19:31:49) Fetish_Kitten: I wou;dn't mind having Hahvy myuself . . but I've got nothing to offer but cutre preggerness
(19:31:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bewbs and penis...bewbs...AND penis....bewbs bewbs bewbs...and penis...Decisions, decisions.
(19:32:06) Kingschoolyou: LOL XD
(19:32:07) Amaurofebris steals Hahvy for myself.
(19:32:08) Amaurofebris: D:
(19:32:16) Fetish_Kitten: lol no fair ama
(19:32:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets stoled.
(19:32:31) Fetish_Kitten steals hahvy from Ama
(19:32:37) Fetish_Kitten: mwaha
(19:32:38) Amaurofebris: D:<
(19:32:43) Nihilistic_Impact: I don't know Fetish, pregos are sexy to me.
(19:32:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is turning into a black market piece.
(19:32:46) Amaurofebris steals Hahvy from Kitten.
(19:32:58) Fetish_Kitten: hmm that's a scary angry face actually, Ama
(19:33:08) Fetish_Kitten: I think pregos are pretty sexy too . . just not me lol
(19:33:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FK is just barely preggors. I think it's cute. <3
(19:33:09) Amaurofebris: D8<<<<<
(19:33:16) Kingschoolyou steals Hahvy from the both of them because he needs his pimp to protect him from non paying sonsabitches who beat him.
(19:33:17) Fetish_Kitten steals hahvy back again
(19:33:26) Fetish_Kitten: lll that made it less scary more ludicrous
(19:33:32) Fetish_Kitten: lol not lll
(19:33:42) Amaurofebris cuts up King's tights, feeds Kitten chocolates, and steals Hahvy in a sprint!
(19:33:50) Fetish_Kitten: lmao
(19:33:57) Fetish_Kitten: King I'll beat you
(19:33:57) Kingschoolyou: XD
(19:34:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is getting sick from being tossed around.
(19:34:05) Fetish_Kitten: oh wait youw ere complaining about being beaten . . nevermind
(19:34:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: @.@
(19:34:18) Amaurofebris puts Hahvy on the highest shelf out of reach.
(19:34:25) Kingschoolyou: I don't mind the beating, it's the beating without paying XD
(19:34:29) Fetish_Kitten: no fair I'ma short prego
(19:34:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- feels like that toy that no one is allowed to play with.
(19:34:35) Fetish_Kitten: lmao
(19:34:52) Nihilistic_Impact keeps Hahvy in the box
(19:35:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >:
(19:35:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pokes the edge of the box.
(19:35:29) Amaurofebris: No, it's more like that really expensive toy that all your friends use you to play with so you hide it from them and only play with it in secret. 8D
(19:35:35) Nihilistic_Impact molests Hahvy with his eyes
(19:35:43) Broomhandle45: ..ew
(19:35:54) Kingschoolyou steals the box Hahvy is in, and runs for it in his car.
(19:36:09) Fetish_Kitten steals hahvy from King and sets poor hahvy free
(19:36:12) Kingschoolyou accidentally dumped Hahvy out in the stealing.
(19:36:17) Kingschoolyou: D'oh! ><
(19:36:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bangs across the ground.
(19:36:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(19:36:31) Amaurofebris intercepts!
(19:36:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY BLOODY KNEE CAPS
(19:36:36) Fetish_Kitten: you're gonna break her!
(19:36:41) Fetish_Kitten: no breaking!
(19:36:50) Amaurofebris sprints down the field, darting through Fetish and King.
(19:37:07) Kingschoolyou spins the car around and runs Ama over, sticking his arm out and catching Hahvy.
(19:37:08) Kingschoolyou: >8U
(19:37:15) Kingschoolyou: YOU DENTED MY PAINT!
(19:37:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- blows up the fucking chat.
(19:37:26) Fetish_Kitten: . . okay I forfeit
(19:37:29) Kingschoolyou goes in reverse and re runs over Ama for denting his paint.
(19:37:33) Kingschoolyou: lol
(19:37:34) Fetish_Kitten puts her hands up and climbs into apile of pillows
(19:37:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(19:37:38) Kingschoolyou: This needs to be posted.
(19:37:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- kills everyone.
(19:37:50) Amaurofebris tumbles underneath the car multiple times before painting the grass a bright red.
(19:37:56) Fetish_Kitten: hey no killing the preggers I forfeited!
(19:38:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I JUST WANTED A HUG.
(19:38:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AND CHOCOLATE.
(19:38:03) Fetish_Kitten: AND i trid to set you free
(19:38:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: JESUS.
(19:38:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- sniffles and cries on Kitten's shoulder.
(19:38:15) Amaurofebris hugs Hahvy, but gets blood all over her.
(19:38:29) Amaurofebris loses his arm around Hahvy's neck, which was severed by the tires.
(19:38:33) Fetish_Kitten hugs poor hahvy and hands her my secret, abandoned stash of chocolates
(19:38:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- twitches.
(19:38:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- vomits on Ama.
(19:38:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: @_@ Oh gawd...limbs.
(19:39:10) Amaurofebris is not covered in blood and vomit.
(19:39:16) Amaurofebris: ...now
(19:39:23) Fetish_Kitten: Ama! Keep your severed limbs to yourself
 
(22:26:45) Kingschoolyou: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iPWeu33s34">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iPWeu33s34</a><!-- m --> He molests himself alot....
(22:26:52) rose_of_wutai: but oh no! a unit o' ninjas is sneaking past the fight they are going to grope hahvy without consent... "BEWBIE NINJA ATTACK!"
(22:26:56) Fetish_Kitten: mmm eric northman . . . now thats a yummy viking
(22:27:49) Kingschoolyou: See how he is passively aggressively stroking his dick in public?
(22:27:58) Ilovegoatse: What the fuck
(22:28:01) Ilovegoatse: I'm watching the MJ movie
(22:28:03) Ilovegoatse: and you do that
(22:28:05) Ilovegoatse: it's so weird D:
(22:28:20) Kingschoolyou: lol
(22:28:43) Kingschoolyou: you have no idea how funny I found that Goaty.
(22:28:47) rose_of_wutai sics ass ninjas on teh chat
 
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