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Laud & I Have Some News

Ilovegoatse

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Being the beautiful queen of England, I have taken his hand in marriage. He is the prince of steampunk, and now he is the king.

Enjoy this wonderful news!
 
I feel like I should mention that, yes. I have indeed done the infamous Laudanum-Happy-Revelry-Dance-From-Hell-And-Whatnot-Myes.

-L
 
Misha Hiroki said:
One boner! Ah ah ah. TWO boners! Ah ah ah.[/countdracula]

Do you mean Count Von Count?
count_von_count.jpg


He's my hero. D:

-L
 
Don't worry Laud, we gave him some of our land that we didn't need. He has some control in our kingdom, too. <3
 
Laudanum said:
Misha Hiroki said:
One boner! Ah ah ah. TWO boners! Ah ah ah.[/countdracula]

Do you mean Count Von Count?
count_von_count.jpg


He's my hero. D:

-L

>.> Right, despite my hours of watching sesame street I still somehow didn't know his name. (Curse my little sisters and their love for shows appropriate for their age!)
 
So. This is officially the greatest thread ever. I don't remember if I mentioned that previously.
Hooo-rahhh.
Long Live the Queen. And by the Queen, I (obviously) mean Goatse.
:D

-Laudanumanumanum
 
point me in the direction of the cake and whiskey plz?

I assume there will be cake and whiskey at your wedding, yes?

[pssst, icecream cake, layered, mint chocolate chip and chocolate fudge.
add more layers as it pleases you.]
 
DJBayview said:
point me in the direction of the cake and whiskey plz?

I assume there will be cake and whiskey at your wedding, yes?

[pssst, icecream cake, layered, mint chocolate chip and chocolate fudge.
add more layers as it pleases you.]
O.O
WHAT HE SAID!!

Also, since the King and Queen have consemated(sp?) their marriage, does that mean my ass is safe from Queen Goaty's pegging?
-covers rear end-
 
Once again, from the top.

Goaty is a queen in the drag sense.

Hence, since it will be dildoless, any hot, nasty rear entry of you will be regular filthy buttsecks, not pegging.

That's a term generally used only with women who need to wear an artificial peg to plunder your treasures, Kite.
 
Mr Master said:
Once again, from the top.

Goaty is a queen in the drag sense.

Hence, since it will be dildoless, any hot, nasty rear entry of you will be regular filthy buttsecks, not pegging.

That's a term generally used only with women who need to wear an artificial peg to plunder your treasures, Kite.
Hey now, don't make it sound like this is the quadrillionth time you've explained this.
It's not like I use that term often...
 
Also: My question wasn't answered. Now that MM corrected me:

Will I be protected from Goaty's buttsecks attacks?
 
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