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Why is it
07-18-2009, 02:24 PM
Post: #1
Why is it
that before you have sex with a vagina, it's all form shape folded neatly and just fucking hardening to look at, but after you work that thing out and beat it like it owes you money it looks like a bull dog trying to eat mayonnaise? you'd think after a good workout, sure it would be sore, but still in shape if you get what I mean. I mean think about it, guys and girls when they go and do pushups or some shit like that for an hour or so that part of the muscle is sore but more in shape and all. A vagina is a backwards muscle I tell you.

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07-18-2009, 03:14 PM
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Re: Why is it
Sex is not a normal work out for those muscles. As you 'pound' away, you are loosening the opening and the skin around it to make it easier for you to push into. That could be why it looks more 'saggy' after sex instead of tight. It starts out tight after all. Though if women do Kegels, it doesn't look as 'saggy' afterward. Or if they even use Smartballs.
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07-18-2009, 06:17 PM
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Re: Why is it
1) What Michi said, since the muscles are inside derp.
2) Vaginas are still sexy after sex, sometimes even moreso
3) End of story
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