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Prodigious Masterpiece

Prodigious Masterpiece

Pessimistic Perfectionist
Joined
Dec 29, 2014
Hey there!​
I guess this is my official journal of sorts - I don't really know what I'm doing.​
I do know, however, that I'm very interested in having a nice, neat log of what I'm doing.​
Big thanks to user Machiavelli - whom I shamelessly stole the idea from! ♥​
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My Current Roleplays:
• [Not Exactly Garden Variety] w/ Hardor via Private Message.​
• [Mistaken Identity] w/ Hardor via Private Message.​
• [Study Sessions] w/ Dark Prince via Private Message.​

My Schedule:
• My timezone is EDT. | I live in Kentucky. | I work 1st shift.​
• My goal is to reply within the day you reply to me. Sometimes it will be two days. ​
• Constant back-and-forth is a treat that occurs when we're both fully available and online. ​
I have a job so I'm not consistently online for extended chunks to promise anything regularly of this volume.​
With Covid, my work schedule is very weird and spotty—I'm hoping in the future to have more detail to my schedule to post here.

My Policy on Pestering:
• If we have not started a roleplay and were just in the beginning stages of planning, I'm not obligated to give you a response.​
Especially if I tell you honestly that I'm not interested and you try to argue with/convince me.​
• If you message me less than eight hours after a response asking me for a response, our roleplay is over. Point blank.​
• If you message me multiple times in a twenty-four hour period asking me for a response, our roleplay is over. Point blank.​
• This does not mean the same things toward OOC. If you're my partner, I love OOC! But do not hassle or pester me, please.​
• Don't think being sneaky will get you anywhere with me. I don't have to tell you what I'm doing AFK. That's rude.​
• Again, if we are not roleplay partners, I don't owe you a response. Do not harass me for one. ​
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Male Face-claims!​
In the past, roleplaying partners have told me how it's difficult for them to find good photos for male characters.​
I have no personal preference to these photos, but I thought I should collect some nice ones for males in case they want a little help!​
Some of these photos are NSFW.​
*as far as I know, I don't have celebs on here as that's not my cup of tea. Sorry!​
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RE: Memories, Rants, and Entries

Rants
For this second post, I will rant about things that happen in the quest for roleplays that
annoy the absolute shit out of me--will add as they happen, or maybe
I'll go back and find some of the highlights I've experienced.
(All usernames will be changed, I'm not trying to shame anyone)​

To kick things off:
Did-You-Even-Read-My-Thread said:
Prodigious Masterpiece said:
Did-You-Even-Read-My-Thread said:
Hello! I was wondering if you were still looking for partners to rp with? ^_^
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My thread was bumped less than an hour ago.
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I've learned that people get messaged surprisingly fast at times. Are you looking for something more con or non-con at the moment?
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Why this is annoying:
• If I'm bumping my thread, and there's shit not crossed out--of course I'm looking. What the hell kind of question is this?​
• In my thread, I specifically ask not to ask me vague questions like this--start a conversation, share kinks or ideas. Give me something to work with, damn it.​
• Then he asks if I'm looking for something more con or non-con at the moment. In my thread I literally list my cravings and it had non-con on it.​
• He is literally only asking me questions that I've already answered on my fucking thread.​

How this could have been done better:
• Fuckin' introduce yourself.​
• Fuckin' read the thread. Read. It.​
• If there's something you're wanting to do with a person, but it's doesn't fully align with their cravings you have a chance unless they state they're only looking for their cravings. ​
• Look at other information they've given you or plots they have written out or their f-list to see if they might possibly be into your idea/craving.​
• When you message them--if you don't want to write your whole idea, give them the basic kinks or genre of the story: "I've got an idea for a school-setting non-con story where I play a jock and you play the Queen Bee. Would you be interested in giving it a look to see if you would want to play?" IT'S THAT SIMPLE FAM.​

Next!
TinyPeen said:
I saw something about how you were looking for an experienced role play partner? Hit me up if your interested.
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• WAT. Wut. Waht. I can't even compute when I look at this message.​
• You saw "something" did ya? How nonchalant of you. Well, I guess it wasn't my lengthy search thread I worked hard on--you probably saw the billboard I rented out to try and draw in partners.​
• "Hit me up if your interested." I want to take a melon-baller and remove my eyes, this frustrates me so much. Why do I have a thread? So I can remember what the hell my plots and kinks are?​

Not even going to add an, "how this could have been better" section because pfffffffffffffffffftt.

I just....
I Swear This Is Not Fake said:
Girl
Friend with shorty eye sight fucking her worst emu sounds like fun, especially the after math and well thinking he could be filming it too as a form of black mail.

Just my main thoughts on that one.
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• What did I do to deserve this?​
• Why would you actually send this to a person you want to roleplay with?​
• Just.... why?​

And here we go:
Creepy Guy said:
Wanna do a non-con roleplay where you are a stupid vapid Queen bee rich girl who I blackmail into being my sex toy and I humiliate and degrade her showing her what her real place in life is
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Why this is creepy and annoying:
• I clearly state in my thread I am NOT interested in being some kind of placeholder for a person who does not craft a character.​
• This is not the case for everyone, but it's SO gross to me when you're obviously writing as yourself and not a character.​
• Not only that but in general the use of "I" in this kind of pitch is so off-putting.​
• I also clearly state that I'm not into master/slave which is exactly what this sounds like.​

I just don't understand what gave this person the impression, upon even glancing over my thread (if they even did that) that I would be interested in a pitch like this.
 
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RE: Memories, Rants, and Entries [comment if you feel so inclined][NSFW gif links]

"Tinypeen" LOL!
 
RE: Memories, Rants, and Entries [comment if you feel so inclined][NSFW gif links]

prodigious, is your PM messed up? I was going to send you one but no link is shown. Then again it could be my X box not showing it properly.
 
RE: Memories, Rants, and Entries [comment if you feel so inclined][NSFW gif links]

Typhonis said:
prodigious, is your PM messed up? I was going to send you one but no link is shown. Then again it could be my X box not showing it properly.
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It could also be that she has you blocked - If someone blocks you, you can see their profile, but you can't see their posts without clicking something and you can't see the option to PM or E-Mail.

And if this is the case, I'd suggest against replying to anything she posts, as that can be classed as harassment.
 
Been a long while since I've been on this old thread. Looks like I've got a comment from someone I've blocked and a comment from someone who's been banned. What a first page!

This website used to be such a haven for me. I've been lucky to have a few. But this year has drained the life out of me. Haven't got much of anything these days beyond the will to go to work--which is more out of necessity than want. I fee like all of my safety blankets and calming remedies have withered away and no longer mean anything to me.

So what am I passionate about? What do I want to do? I can't seem to manage more than a Netflix binge. What calms me down? What lifts me up? Lately my normal feels a lot lower and drearier than it ever was. Words were something I always had no matter what, but even they allude me these days.

I never used this thread as a journal, so I don't know why I am now. Maybe it's because I'm not sure where else to put this. Who knows?
 
Replies for the next 24 hours or so are going to be delayed. I think I've got a sinus infection and I'm going to urgent care in the morning. So right now I'm having trouble breathing/finding the will to live.

Will update if I'm going to continue the delay longer.
 
Got to add more Pitches of Shame to my Rants&Bants post on here for the first time in well over a year and a half.

I guess that means I really am back from a year-long hiatus. Annoying, yet somehow comforting...
 
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