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Cororu

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Open the curtains and there is but an empty spotlight. An awkward pause later followed by a series of inaudible whispers, a young'un steps out into the spotlight. He fumbles with the microphone a few times, adjusting the height and tilting it over and over. The spotlight glistens off the droplets of sweat forming around his head, and then, as he clears his throat, he smiles sheepishly. "H-Hi, everyone!"

"I'm sort of new here and I get nervous about this sort of stuff." He shuffles back and forth, tapping his heels a bit. "I...I like to be romanced, cuddled, and loved. I...I think I like being dominated? I mean...not violently rough but like a romantic assertiveness?" He quietly shuffles out a rather wrinkly list from his vest pocket. "I have a list prepared, if that helps? I will RP:
  1. Daddy-dom (I'd be the submissive)
  2. Incest
  3. Non-sexual
  4. Big-Sister sort of things
  5. Group sex

He struggles to put the list away. He ends up dropping it and watching it roll off stage. "W-Well, the list obviously isn't complete. I just can't really think of anything at the moment?" He scratches his head to think. "I think the only things I don't like are water sports, scat, blood, guro, and most hyper extreme stuffs." He turns to look off stage. "What? Time? OH!"

He frantically looks around. "W-Well! That's all I got! If in doubt, always ask! I don't think I'll ever turn any general questions down! We can always work out a RP! Okie! BYE!"
 
I'll expect to have the bump report on my desk by 6:00AM

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Ladies and gentleman of the jury, have you reached a verdict?

We have, your honor. We find the defendant bumped.

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Today's special is a shrimp gumbo with a side of Cole slaw. We've also got a freshly baked stock of bump.

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Cororu said:
Today's special is a shrimp gumbo with a side of Cole slaw. We've also got a freshly baked stock of bump.

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-Eats today's special. Double bump.-
 
Hello, everyone! Welcome to my new YouTube channel. Today I'll be doing a let's play of this Bluemoon Roleplaying! If you like what you see, please hit that like and subscribe if you want more bump!

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"Oh man, that was a hard final!"

"I know. Did you get the electron transport chain question?"

"Yeah. Was it 32 ATP?"

"32? Shit, I wrote bump."

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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeeeeee

(A bump)

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