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vampire seduction

Supernova
Joined
Apr 10, 2009
Just when you thought pimpin wasn't easy, I bring you this:

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Jesus shit, mang, I want one of these bitches. Discuss.
 
Fuck yes, I know! How badass does it sound to ride around one seats made of whale penis skin? Think of the bragging rights.
'They had to skin a fucking whale cock to make this thing more badass than it was.'
 
Hell yes. If I ever won the lottery I would buy two of these bitches. Just in case I fuck one up... somehow

Have an action vid (there's more at the link):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxyskeVYzw[/youtube]

And did you see the fucking windows?!
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Ronin said:
I wonder if the army will start using it too? >_<

the army has tanks.
and Humvee's.

and both of them probably cost less than that overpriced hunk of metal.

15% of the cost of this automotive atrocity is due to the name,
and the endorsement of that billionaire tennis player.



but in all honesty let vampy enjoy his whale penis.
I mean, it IS the biggest penis of all mammals.
and vampy apparently loves it more than regular penis.

lets not ruin his fun now.




x]
 
-can't help but feel sorry for all the other penis's and a little jealous-
D:
 
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