Memorable RP Quotes

A chance to flaunt your characters personas, what are your best rp quotes. Or what ar some of the best you've heard! Cannot wait to find out.

My characters are very bizarre and I can seldom remember their quotes, usually they come to me and I forget afterward. So instead I'll give a synopsis of my characters and see what quotes I can remember or come up with on the spot.

Kynslive- Kynslive is a 20 year old Vulpine, Otter, Bat, Feline hybrid. These unique attribute make him quite a desirable looker and consequently he is quite the ladies man, or fur as the case may be. He has a very slick way about the way he acts and puts emphasis on individualism, doing the opposite of whatever pop culture says is "in". As far as he's concerned pop-culture is a way of uniforming people into thinking, looking, and dressing a certain way and as a result the people who follow pop-culture lose touch of their inner self. He opposes all pop-culture and doesn't give a flying fuck of what people think of him, their opinion is never important as long as he's enjoying himself. He also loves to party, hitting the clubs most weekends; occasionally hoping up on stage with the strippers if it's that type of club. If it isn't he'll usually strip anyway provided enough alcohol. He is also extremely sexually adventurous, usually up for anything that doesn't belong in a toilet, as such he also swings both ways.

Ozzie Feed- An old burnt out hippie, making his money by selling natural drugs. He is of course a stoner, though his philosophy with drugs is very strict, if it doesn't grow out of the ground like shrooms and weed, don't smoke it. Good friends with Kynslive and also Kynslive's weed dealer. Still with the anti-culture of the sixties, he is the kind of guy Kynslive is attracted to because of how distanced he is from pop-culture. Very lax about everything, enjoys the lifestyle of the anti-culture hippie, with drum circles, orgies, and all those other rather true stereotypes around hippies. He sometimes will go to the clubs, though he doesn't drink because "Alcohol that stuff will screw your head up man." which is understandable, since alcohol is a worse choice than weed, health wise, he enjoys the clubs non the less.

Ignorance Freed- A rather harmless freak is the best way to describe 26 year old Ignorance. He enjoys the weird and bizarre in his own league of a sub-culture he calls Burtonism. Again, another type of person that Kynslive attracts, they are good friends. Having grown up together, Ignorance was six years ahead of Kynslive and took the place of his role model. To a certain extent Ignorance still is Kynslive's role model but since Kynslive is so determined to be an individual they both are still unique in their own ways. Ignorance is very quirky and odd, and can quickly turn a simple conversation into an unorganized mess with his twisted logic, which is built on no logic whatsoever. He can also be morbid and cynical at times, usually only when he's in an especially good mood.

Turret- A huge party animal, who hates every form of the system. A bit of a conspiracy theorists in his spare time. He loves to party and does little else, with the exception of occasions where he needs rest. He is also a gun collector and practices a variety of martial arts. He wears a variety of brightly colored trench coats and refuse to take shit from anybody. Not to say he's a ticking time bomb, but if you screw him over, you won't be happy in the end. He has a bit of a gambling problem and tries to avoid casinos. Because of his odd fashion sense Kynslive again naturally gravitates to him. He met Kynslive at a concert, where they had sex briefly in a drunk state, and later after exchanging contact info had sex again in a non drunk state. They now no longer have sex but instead are simply good friends. Turret is half lupine half feline, and like Kynslive is quite the ladies fur.

Cletus Mineret- An extremely morbid guy with split personality disorder. He is also bi-ploar, though he is quite sociable while on his meds, despite being rather morbid and creepy. Good friends with Kynslive, has known him since grade school. Back then Kynslive found him to be the most interesting person to talk to especially since he was unmedicated back then. Since everyone else only wanted to talk about the latest album, by some band, Cletus was more interested in human anatomy.

Ashen: "Fire shall be a fitting death for you..."
Ashen: â??Foolish childâ?¦ Do you actually think Iâ??m going to allow you to degrade me in such a way. I know you want to establish a bit of dominance over me but this is insaneâ?¦ I am the God of War I receive no such punishmentâ?¦â?
Aneolis: â??Arenâ??t you just thrilled to be my new test subject????â?

Dammit I can't think. I've had way to many rps... lolz this is just to characters I dug up. Nothing epic, but memorable to me nonetheless.