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Nicknames for a penis

Rubber Johnny
The Bog Of Eternal Stench
Foaming Pork Sword

That little thing that whenever I pull out people laugh like its a bloody Chappelle special.
 
Blue Stinger
Alone in the Dark
Muscle Bomber
Wii Sports
A Boy and His Blob
Uninvited
Irritating Stick
Dangerous Seed
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
Princess Maker
Spelunker
Bayonetta
Trauma Center
 
I typically call mine Paco...Paco really likes to have his taco.

Dongel White Sneezer

Johnny Pleaser

Joe Teaser

The humptacular Hulk

Bob
 
RetroWitchcraft said:
My fuck buddy has gone on to call his "The Truth" because I can't handle it.

wow...can't decide if that would make him egotistical or you legitimately in awe of his humping skills.

nickname:

Sir Thrustalot
 
Looks over the names and blinks shaking her head

Dear lord....do these really work?..Dodongo made me think of Zelda ocarina of time though....so if I heard that my mind would geek out instead of getting perverted.

"Want to play with Dodongo?" Blinks several times "OMFG YOU PLAY ZELDA?"

Laughs

I think that would be very interesting....I can maybe see the Ego one working though. <_<;

Although I heard one guy call his Penis "Excalibur"
 
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