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Can I have a dollar?

NO BISH!
I told you, you can start keeping the money you earn after I get my portion.
Now get back on the corner, before I beat you again.
 
And PK is my ho, last I checked, and so it all balances out.
Unless someone stole my ho.
In which, there's gonna be a pimp fight.
 
-Passes rock between fingers.-

In the old days if you were caught doing it however, you were stoned. And I don't mean high.
 
Hero said:
-Passes rock between fingers.-

In the old days if you were caught doing it however, you were stoned. And I don't mean high.

That was for adultery. Different crime.
 
Bah. I remember quite a few whores that were treated rather well in the Bible. o_O
And it was in the biblical age that stoning was so popular.

Prostitution has always been around. Always will be.
We all sell ourselves in some way.
I say I sell video games, what with working in a Gamestop, but we all know why the geeks come up and talk to me. And you damn well better believe I flirt hard with those poor saps to get better numbers.

Ahh, yes. Adultery was never well liked. Oh well.
 
Where's a wizard of cleric with "purge invisibility" when you need one...CURSE you martial classes!
 
Lots of things can take apart the human body. That's why they're so squishy.

Bare hands can do it from time to time.
 
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