Epic Chat Quotes

(22:45:19) BlisteredBlood: DERP!
(22:45:20) Misha_Hiroki: Yes, once. As an adult I mean
(22:45:33) BlisteredBlood: My bad. > <;;;
(22:45:36) kikora: I deal with enough dirty diap ><
(22:45:36) Ilovegoatse: DERP!

(22:53:19) Misha_Hiroki: I came. I'm done posting pictures of poop for now.

(00:43:59) Mr_Master: Throw him up the in the air, I'll punch him in midair and knock him out the door.
(00:44:00) Ilovegoatse: D: don't punch god!
(00:44:22) Mr_Master: Im an agnostic! I can punch any god I want!

(22:49:58) Trygon: I like men, fat sweaty greasy men. I like men and cawk so much I'm going to ask DJ to put it in my butt, even though I know he won't~ =[
(22:50:08) TheDuchess: have fun pondering over it
(22:50:11) Kingschoolyou: XD!!
(22:50:20) Mr_Master: Hi, Try.
(22:50:27) Kingschoolyou: Do it Try!
(22:50:29) AkumaTsuki: Come back to a 3000 words Akuma ass ripping session which the Mods just took care off cause I saidI will not have anything to do wiyh them until then....they love me too much to piss me off
(22:50:39) Mr_Master: <snugs kiko>
(22:50:42) AkumaTsuki: DO IT TRY
(22:50:46) TheDuchess: Good night everyone
(22:50:53) AkumaTsuki: MM- the quote is from Christopher Moore's book
(22:50:56) Mr_Master: Night, dear!
(22:51:03) Trygon: and that's what Try gets for leaving his browser window open when I'm over here and he's gone -DJB
(22:51:03) AkumaTsuki: NIGHT DUCHY MY LOVE
(22:51:03) Dawn_Dearest: Night
(22:51:09) TheDuchess:
(22:51:11) kikora snuggles NN
(22:51:14) kikora: MM*
(22:51:23) kikora: Nighty night Duchess!!
(22:51:24) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(22:51:28) Mr_Master: XD
(22:51:36) vampire_seduction: NIGHT DUCHY
(22:51:36) Kingschoolyou: That's hilarious!
(22:51:39) My_Apocalypse_Pony: XD
(22:51:39) vampire_seduction: GAWSH
(22:51:41) Trygon: peace all <3
(22:51:50) Kingschoolyou: Later DJ
(22:52:00) vampire_seduction: lawlz
(22:52:01) Dawn_Dearest: see ya
(22:52:09) kikora: Bye bye!!

(18:23:44) Kingschoolyou: Braaaaaaaaa​aaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaaaaiiiii​iiiiiiiiiiii​iiiiiiiiiiii​iiiiiiiiiiii​iiiins!!!!!!​!!!!!!~
(18:23:47) Misha_Hiroki: BUT AT LEAST IT WAS 3D
(18:23:54) Misha_Hiroki: AND IN FRENCH
(18:23:57) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(18:23:59) Kingschoolyou noms on Misha's brains.
(18:24:11) Misha_Hiroki moangurgles
(18:24:45) Kingschoolyou: @o@ @_@ @o@ @_@ @o@ @_@
(18:24:48) Kingschoolyou: NOM NOM NOM
(18:24:49) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(18:25:16) vampire_seduction slits Misha's throat and fucks the hole
(18:25:27) Misha_Hiroki gurgles
(18:25:37) Kingschoolyou: (O.O)
(18:25:51) vampire_seduction moans and urinates in her throat
(18:26:04) Misha_Hiroki gargles
(18:26:08) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(18:26:31) PadanFain: epic quote
(18:26:56) Misha_Hiroki: yes
(18:27:05) Kingschoolyou: Yes it is.
(18:27:25) vampire_seduction: woots
(18:27:35) Kingschoolyou: Misha got double teamed. In the brain and throat.
(18:27:49) PadanFain: but...
(18:27:52) vampire_seduction: XD
(18:27:52) Kingschoolyou: I ate her brain out >.>........​.and Vampy raped her throat.
(18:27:52) Misha_Hiroki: =D
(18:27:55) Kingschoolyou: xD

(11:19:25) vampire_seduction: http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-byewhore.g​if[/omg]
(11:19:29) AkumaTsuki: Bye Duchy
(11:19:35) vampire_seduction: [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-byewhore.g​if
(11:19:41) vampire_seduction: Damn Vek did disable them
(11:19:43) AkumaTsuki: fail
(11:19:44) vampire_seduction: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smi">http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smi</a><!-- m --> ... ewhore.gif
(11:19:52) vampire_seduction: Yeah, on Vek's part D:
(11:20:08) vampire_seduction: Actually what pissed me off was people posting porn in the chat
(11:20:16) vampire_seduction: That's what fucked us over with the img tags
(11:20:41) Mr_Master: Another sitch of freedoms being abused.
(11:21:10) Mr_Master: Proving that there is nothing so good and true and pure that humans won't fuck it up.
(11:21:18) vampire_seduction: indeed
(11:21:23) Broomhandle45: Whoever thought something as naive as that? =P
(11:21:31) vampire_seduction: I liked being able to post my SA emotes ;_;
(11:21:51) Broomhandle45: Suck it up, Sparkles.
(11:22:08) Mr_Master: XD
(11:22:20) Mr_Master had forgotten about that, for a while
(11:22:30) vampire_seduction: Forgotten what?
(11:22:48) Broomhandle45: I never forget. EVER. Except that one time, I forgot. But that's the only time, I think. I don't remember any other time I've forgotten to remember.
(11:23:00) vampire_seduction: Which is why you lost the game
(11:23:07) Broomhandle45: I never played it
(11:23:09) vampire_seduction: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://ui22.gamespot.com/1429/thegame_2.jpg">http://ui22.gamespot.com/1429/thegame_2.jpg</a><!-- m -->
(11:23:21) Broomhandle45: I have a condition.
(11:23:32) vampire_seduction: The game does not account for conditions
(11:24:09) Mr_Master:

• (09:29:28) AkumaTsuki: RAWR
  (09:29:32) AkumaTsuki: VAMPY LOVE ME
  (09:29:59) Broomhandle45: ..why did that make me think of Twlight?
  (09:30:10) Nihilistic_Impact: That's a horrible thought.
  (09:30:15) Mr_Master: ...
  (09:30:19) Mr_Master: because Vampy's sparkly?
  (09:30:25) AkumaTsuki shoots Broom for mentioning the forbidden evil
  (09:30:30) Mr_Master: like he was licked and rolled in glitter.
  (09:30:34) Broomhandle45: Hey, you started it.
  (09:30:56) Mr_Master: He says it's for going out clubbing, but I dunno...
  (09:31:10) AkumaTsuki: He's just gay MM
  (09:31:14) AkumaTsuki: He hides it well
  (09:31:28) AkumaTsuki: By putting his CAWK in me
  (09:31:28) Nihilistic_Impact: Heh.
  (09:32:01) Mr_Master: But he also puts his cock in everyone else. Because his cock is pansexual.
  [/list:u](11:24:30) Broomhandle45: And that's how your name is Sparkles.
  (11:24:33) Mr_Master: That's why you're sparkly, chief.
  (11:24:45) Mr_Master:
  (11:24:55) Mr_Master and Broom work well together.
  (11:25:06) Broomhandle45: Indeed, commisary high five!
  (11:25:20) Mr_Master ^5s
  (11:25:25) Broomhandle45: Shit yeah.
  (11:25:38) vampire_seduction: Uh-huh
  (11:25:44) vampire_seduction shrugs "Whatever"
  (11:26:02) Mr_Master: you didn't like the idea of being licked?
  (11:26:08) Mr_Master: alllll over?
  (11:26:25) Broomhandle45: Sparkles hates everything? For he is too sparkly to love?
  (11:26:42) vampire_seduction: Nothin wrong with some licking
  (11:26:44) Mr_Master: "Why must I have sparkles everywhere but my heart?"
  (11:26:52) vampire_seduction: Mmmm licking
  (11:27:13) Broomhandle45: He wishes to shower the world with his glitter love.
  (11:27:43) Mr_Master: Oooh, that DOES sound like him...
  (11:28:02) Mr_Master: Vampy, the Glittery God of Pansexual Rape.
  (11:28:10) AkumaTsuki: VAMPY LOVES ME
  (11:28:13) AkumaTsuki: THAT IS NOT TRUE
  (11:28:16) vampire_seduction: So I dled the Lector movies
  (11:28:24) vampire_seduction: Except for Manhunter, course
  (11:28:31) vampire_seduction love son Aku
  (11:28:39) Mr_Master: ...
  (11:28:39) vampire_seduction: ...
  (11:28:43) Broomhandle45: You have a son named Aku?
  (11:28:45) vampire_seduction loves on Aku properly

(11:23:00) vampire_seduction: Which is why you lost the game

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The game is over, everyone wins.

Trygon said:

(11:23:00) vampire_seduction: Which is why you lost the game

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The game is over, everyone wins.

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There's an XKCD comic to that effect, but I can't find it easily, and the archive is HUGE!

Don't need the comic, just remember to tell the next person you hear talking about the game.

(13:44:08) vampire_seduction ducks out to shower
(13:44:21) Misha_Hiroki: THIS COUCH MAKES MY ASS NUMB
(13:44:24) Zalvek: <0<
(13:44:33) AkumaTsuki rubs Misha's ass
(13:44:44) Mr_Master cops a feel as well whie she won't notice
(13:44:46) Misha_Hiroki cries 'cause she can't feel it
(13:45:02) AkumaTsuki: V.V
(13:45:04) vampire_seduction returns pre-shower
(13:45:06) vampire_seduction: D:
(13:45:07) vampire_seduction: AKU
(13:45:12) AkumaTsuki: Yes my love?
(13:45:17) vampire_seduction: ADD MY IMS YOU WHORE
(13:45:22) AkumaTsuki: I WANT NAKED SHOWER PICS NAO
(13:45:25) vampire_seduction: Er I love you
(13:45:30) vampire_seduction: NO
(13:45:41) vampire_seduction: Unless I get some back >.>
(13:46:24) Mr_Master: >.>
(13:47:21) Zalvek: >.>
(13:47:31) Misha_Hiroki: >.>
(13:48:53) AkumaTsuki: Later

(00:58:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- licks Asa.
(00:58:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WELL
(00:58:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I STILL LOVE YOU
(00:58:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: STAINS AND ALL.
(00:58:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Wait.
(00:58:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That...
(00:58:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: nevermind.
(00:58:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(00:58:51) Nihilistic_Impact: XD
(00:59:12) asasthana: Also, HR, wow.
(00:59:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know, right?
(00:59:20) asasthana: You made me think of... stained panties
(00:59:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I need sleep.
(00:59:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(00:59:26) asasthana: which made that totally gross.
(00:59:29) asasthana: XD
(00:59:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: hahahaha
(00:59:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But it made you laugh.
(00:59:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Which is the point.
(00:59:42) asasthana: Atleast let me bleach them!
(00:59:42) Misha_Hiroki: It all depends on which stains
(00:59:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Because I care about your happiness.
(00:59:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: c:
(00:59:54) Nihilistic_Impact: Someone used the cumpolished on some panties?
(00:59:56) asasthana: I'll be happy if I can bleach them.
(01:00:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(01:00:06) Misha_Hiroki: All panty stains are good to me, but I'm intentionally unbiased.
(01:00:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Mish. A lot of things are good to you.
(01:00:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Most are controversial.
(01:00:38) asasthana: Misha... we'll not go into everything you like. XD
(01:00:38) Nihilistic_Impact wonders off for a short while
(01:00:48) asasthana: And I thought ofa new fetish that I wonder if it even exists.
(01:00:58) Misha_Hiroki: Controversy is what keeps me from just killing you with a kitchen knife.

YAY PADAN YOU'RE BACK TO THE SEXY FUCKING SIGGY.

(22:57:45) Kingschoolyou: Hallo BM
(22:58:19) PadanFain shoots king in the arm with a pistol
(22:59:57) Kingschoolyou: OW!
(23:00:05) Kingschoolyou: wtf is wrong with you! D=!!!
(23:00:17) Kingschoolyou gets his mad face out.
(23:00:22) PadanFain: oh...sorry, I meant...hello...
(23:00:23) Kingschoolyou: >=|
(23:00:28) PadanFain: XD
(23:00:33) Kingschoolyou: lol
(23:01:04) PadanFain: always gettin' confused between "hello" and *shootin' somebody*
(23:01:19) kikora: Shoot me... I hurt... -_-
(23:01:22) Kingschoolyou: XD

(23:15:53) Kingschoolyou: http://images.encyclopediadramatica...ck_Monster.jpg/668px-Charrio_Cock_Monster.jpg WTF
(23:16:11) kikora: o.o
(23:16:23) PadanFain: whoa...um...
(23:16:57) Kingschoolyou: I don't know whether to say wow, or continue to WTF.....
(23:17:23) PadanFain searches for proper response to that but comes up empty handed
(23:18:29) Kingschoolyou: Padan say 'Hello' to it >.>.......
(23:18:40) Kingschoolyou: WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT IT IN THE ARM HUH?!?!
(23:19:07) PadanFain: hm...you seem upset about that still...
(23:19:09) PadanFain: >.>
(23:19:17) PadanFain: I thought I explained...
(23:19:24) Kingschoolyou: JYuuuuuuuust a little bit >.>
(23:19:25) Kingschoolyou: lol
(23:19:38) Misha_Hiroki wants one as a pet
(23:19:51) Kingschoolyou: You would xD
(23:20:12) Misha_Hiroki: DID I NOT JUST SAY THAT, BITCH!?
(23:20:23) Misha_Hiroki: >8U
(23:20:34) TheDuchess: MISHA YOU BISH!
(23:20:47) Kingschoolyou: >8\__________________/
(23:20:49) Misha_Hiroki: WAT?
(23:20:52) Kingschoolyou shoop da whoops Misha.
(23:21:00) Misha_Hiroki is immune
(23:21:06) TheDuchess: YOU HAVN"T RAPED ME WRONGLY TODAY!!
(23:21:30) Misha_Hiroki: =O OH GOD I'M SORRY!!!
(23:21:44) TheDuchess growls
(23:21:56) Misha_Hiroki rapes Taffy by crawling up her butt and out her mouth.
(23:21:57) vampire_seduction: King. You fail.
(23:22:02) vampire_seduction: IT'S LIEK DIS DAWG
(23:22:07) vampire_seduction: SHOOPA DA WHOOP
(23:22:14) vampire_seduction: ^<==============================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​=================================================================​======================[_)
(23:22:19) TheDuchess gasms and pukes at the same time
(23:22:28) Kingschoolyou:
(23:22:31) vampire_seduction: O.O
(23:22:32) Kingschoolyou: What....
(23:22:35) Kingschoolyou: The.....
(23:22:35) vampire_seduction: That's hot
(23:22:36) Misha_Hiroki giggles and is covered in puke
(23:22:36) Kingschoolyou: Fuck....
(23:22:41) Misha_Hiroki: awesome
(23:22:47) vampire_seduction: \o/
(23:22:51) vampire_seduction is glad that on tape
(23:22:52) Zalvek: ,___.;

(22:42:08) Mr_Master: gah, just disconnected myself.
(22:42:16) Kingschoolyou: I like how the BM constitution is coming along. lol
(22:42:22) Ilovegoatse: DADDY I SAID I LOVE YOU THE MOST
(22:42:32) vampire_seduction: HE LIES
(22:42:34) Mr_Master: I see that now!
(22:42:35) Ilovegoatse: I DON'T
(22:42:37) Mr_Master: I love you too!
(22:42:39) vampire_seduction: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
(22:42:45) Kingschoolyou: HE LIES LIKE A RUG
(22:42:48) Pistol_Kiss: Goaty ilu
(22:42:48) vampire_seduction: :VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
(22:42:51) Ilovegoatse: I LIE ABOUT LOVING VAMPY
(22:42:51) Pistol_Kiss: <.<
(22:42:54) Ilovegoatse: BECAUSE VAMPY IS USELESS
(22:42:56) vampire_seduction: MANY MOUTHS, MANY WTF
(22:42:58) Ilovegoatse SHOOTS VAMPY'S PENIS OFF
(22:43:01) vampire_seduction: \o/
(22:43:07) vampire_seduction moans, spooges, and regrows
(22:43:10) Kingschoolyou: O.O
(22:43:14) Pistol_Kiss: hot
(22:43:16) Ilovegoatse SKREEEMZ
(22:43:20) Kingschoolyou laughs his ass off.
(22:43:22) Ilovegoatse BRIDEZILLA
(22:43:28) vampire_seduction SKREEMZ REAL LOUD INTO GOATSE'S ASS
(22:43:30) Ilovegoatse DEMANDS MM TO PAY MONEY FOR WEDDIN
(22:43:31) vampire_seduction: XD
(22:43:35) Ilovegoatse FARTS GLORY
(22:43:42) Mr_Master sighs and pulls out his wallet.
(22:43:43) vampire_seduction CHEWS IT
(22:43:44) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(22:43:55) Ilovegoatse SKREEE MONEI

(01:27:09) Survivor00: Hmm...my eyes are starting to burn.
(01:27:24) Survivor00: I'm either tired, or it's the lemon juice I rubbed in them.
(01:27:39) Mr_Master: or it's FIYAR!
(01:27:45) Mr_Master shoves burning sticks in
(01:27:50) Misha_Hiroki rubs more lemon juice in them
(01:27:52) Survivor00: That is alsoOH MY GOD!
(01:28:00) Survivor00: FIRE AND LEMON JUICE!
(01:28:11) Survivor00: WHYYYYYYYYYY
(01:28:18) Mr_Master: Two great irritants that irritate great together!

01:13:37) Zalvek: I'm curious now, what kind of mouses do you guys use? :3
(01:14:35) Misha_Hiroki: Currently "Microsoft Notebook Optical Mouse 3000"
(01:14:47) Mr_Master: Touchpad on my laptop.
(01:14:57) Ana-Justine: ^
(01:15:02) Mr_Master: or some optical or another on the desktop.
(01:15:26) Misha_Hiroki: ANOTHER NEWBIE IS AFOOT!
(01:15:37) TheDuchess: AHAHA MM you might like that post..
(01:15:45) TheDuchess wonders what his character will do now
(01:15:50) Zalvek: I use a Razor Deathadder. -Nod- -Nod-
(01:16:20) TheDuchess: Logitech mouse..
(01:16:28) Misha_Hiroki: I saw one of those on the shelf where I saw that logitech mouse. Too many lights, not enough buttons
(01:17:07) Zalvek: Deathadder only has the two back and forward buttons on the left side. Personally that's all I need. I don't like mouses with a lot of buttons on them.
(01:17:18) Zalvek: And yes, they have a lot of lights. My mouse pulsates blue. >.>
(01:17:34) Ana-Justine: pulsates?
(01:17:37) Mr_Master: pulsates!
(01:17:40) Misha_Hiroki: I think I might try to find something wireless with one of those USB nano receivers
(01:17:43) Zalvek: Pulsates!
(01:17:43) Mr_Master: Hello, Silver!
(01:18:04) Ana-Justine: I might have to get one...
(01:18:41) Misha_Hiroki: Misha needs teh buttonz for her gamingz
(01:19:00) Zalvek: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826153055">http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 6826153055</a><!-- m --> My mouse. :3
(01:19:48) Mr_Master: Oh, Taff... that's cruel to him. XD You trying to push us into a bitey moment?
(01:20:17) TheDuchess: no im just a big tease!
(01:20:17) Mr_Master: Why name a mouse "DeathAdder." Is it purely for the irony?
(01:20:36) Zalvek: It's the company's deal, they name all of their mice after snakes.
(01:20:46) Zalvek: The Copperhead, the Deathadder, the Mamba... etc.
(01:20:52) Ana-Justine: Must be pretty butch mice
(01:20:54) Mr_Master: you certainly seem to be! Or she does, at least.
(01:20:56) Zalvek: The Mamba's pretty crazy. owo
(01:21:03) TheDuchess: im a tease to
(01:21:08) TheDuchess but isn't getting into that..
(01:21:20) Mr_Master: seriously. If they made keyboards they'd have to name them after big cats.
(01:21:24) Mr_Master: XD
(01:21:28) Mr_Master: You're classic, Taff.
(01:21:31) TheDuchess: the panther..
(01:21:42) TheDuchess: how am i classic mm?
(01:21:44) Mr_Master: The Snow Leopard!
(01:21:52) TheDuchess: The cougar
(01:22:03) Mr_Master: "I'm a tease, too... but let's not get into that."
(01:22:09) Mr_Master: seems great to me.
(01:22:13) TheDuchess blinks
(01:22:20) Zalvek: The liger. XD
(01:22:27) Mr_Master: LIGER!
(01:22:32) TheDuchess: oh god!
(01:22:35) TheDuchess: NOOO!!
(01:22:36) Mr_Master: Ligers are, like, magical and stuff.
(01:22:47) TheDuchess: the horror!
(01:23:01) TheDuchess runs around screaming!
(01:23:10) Mr_Master trips her.
(01:23:23) Ana-Justine: hehe
(01:23:25) TheDuchess falls in one of vampy's rape traps
(01:23:44) Mr_Master: He has one set just for you!
(01:23:50) TheDuchess: ACK!
(01:23:55) TheDuchess moans
(01:24:14) Mr_Master: Now, I've always wondered... does he trap you for his later rape, or do the traps themselves handle the deed?
(01:25:40) TheDuchess: i dont know o.o
(01:26:03) Mr_Master: worth asking about, I think.
(01:26:14) Mr_Master: so you'll know when to start enjoying yourself. XD
(01:26:37) TheDuchess: true true

(02:55:24) Trygon: Fuuuuuuck
(02:55:28) Misha_Hiroki poops on Nih's head and flies away into the night sky, only to tear the backdrop and set the studio on fire after knocking down the giant lights
(02:55:36) Misha_Hiroki: Yes, Try?
(02:55:40) Trygon fails
(02:55:47) Trygon: I just linked my dad to BM
(02:55:52) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(02:55:53) Trygon megafails
(02:55:58) Nihilistic_Impact: XD That's amusing.
(02:56:01) Misha_Hiroki: Ban him?
(02:56:07) Trygon: And now my mom wants to meet Black Rose.
(02:56:11) Trygon: HALP
(02:56:15) Nihilistic_Impact: Banhammer!
(02:56:17) Misha_Hiroki:
(02:56:22) Ana-Justine: epic lawls
(02:56:29) Hero: Hur hur hur.
(02:56:36) Trygon: You don't know the half of it, newbie
(02:56:40) Misha_Hiroki: Paddy, tell me you got this.
(02:56:43) Ana-Justine: I'm sure I don't
(02:57:04) Trygon drinks the pain away
(02:57:06) Ana-Justine: but linking parents is awesome enough
(02:57:13) Nihilistic_Impact: I don't even know half of it.
(02:57:20) Nihilistic_Impact waves at Thana
(02:57:23) Trygon: Well, ever since I found my sister on the website...
(02:57:30) asasthana gasps
(02:57:32) Trygon: My 12 year old sister, mind you.
(02:57:33) Ana-Justine: wow!
(02:57:36) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(02:57:37) asasthana: I WAS FOUND OUT.
(02:57:37) Ana-Justine: !
(02:57:45) Nihilistic_Impact: Of course you were.
(02:57:47) asasthana: Dear god, Trygon, run!
(02:57:51) Nihilistic_Impact pets Thana
(02:57:52) Trygon: Granted, she just wanted to see her brother's website
(02:57:56) Trygon: But still
(02:58:03) Trygon: She's 12
(02:58:09) Trygon: Homie don't play that way
(02:58:13) Misha_Hiroki: PORN EVERYWHERE
(02:58:16) asasthana snuggles up to NI and lick his nose before applejuicing all over his leg.
(02:58:30) Trygon: So now my parents want to know more about this hobby of mine
(02:58:32) Trygon: augh
(02:58:36) Nihilistic_Impact likes applejuice
(02:58:40) Ana-Justine: Please tell me you read her stuff...
(02:58:47) Trygon: She didn't post
(02:58:48) asasthana laughs and comforts Trygon
(02:58:54) Trygon: I caught her in the intial screen
(02:59:00) Ana-Justine: Ah
(02:59:04) asasthana: What did they think of this.. hobby... Trygon? XD
(02:59:06) Misha_Hiroki: lolerotica, not to be confused with lolirotica.
(02:59:13) Trygon: Though it was a bit jarring to run an IP and have it come up as ME.
(02:59:18) Ana-Justine: Well, that kind of kills the lulz...
(02:59:26) Trygon: I don't know. I fled before he could comment
(02:59:41) asasthana: Well.
(02:59:46) asasthana: Atleast it's just a website.
(02:59:52) asasthana: My dad found pictures of me fuckign a dog.
(02:59:53) Trygon: 'Just'
(02:59:53) Misha_Hiroki sad tuba noise for Try-try
(02:59:53) asasthana:
(03:00:05) Trygon: Have you LOOKED in 'Taboo' lately?
(03:00:14) Trygon: ...Actually, I haven't
(03:00:15) asasthana: Erm. No.
(03:00:21) Trygon looks in Taboo
(03:00:38) asasthana: But I mean. Seriously. A kinky website isn't that bad in comparison!
(03:00:45) Trygon: AUGH
(03:00:47) Trygon: True
(03:00:49) Trygon: But still
(03:00:57) Nihilistic_Impact: You fucked a dog Thana?
(03:01:04) Misha_Hiroki: I keep most of my crap in PMs so don't blame me >.>
(03:01:04) asasthana: >.>
(03:01:06) asasthana: <.<
(03:01:09) asasthana: Maybe.
(03:01:21) Misha_Hiroki: It was hot, Dani
(03:01:26) Ana-Justine: And now I want to see said pix... Is that evil of me?
(03:01:31) asasthana: misha, You fap to the pictures far to much.
(03:01:35) asasthana: XD
(03:01:53) Misha_Hiroki: Because it's so much more awesome when the dog is fucking someone I know!
(03:02:00) Trygon is monitoring the memberlist for new accounts like a hawk

(03:39:29) asasthana: I was looking at those msuic vibrators yesterday
(03:39:34) asasthana: Fucking awsome
(03:39:57) asasthana: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ohmibod.com/">http://www.ohmibod.com/</a><!-- m -->
(03:40:00) Nihilistic_Impact: I know my room mate is looking for a new one. She currently has a wireless egg; but it only works about a third of the time.
(03:40:23) Nihilistic_Impact: Yes, I have looked at that. I would get it just as a conversational piece had I the money.
(03:40:40) asasthana: Meh, If you're getting a toy for conversation
(03:40:43) asasthana: get a Mr Limpy
(03:40:45) asasthana:
(03:41:24) Nihilistic_Impact: I don't know, a vibrator I can hook up to an ipod and have it work in time to the music is sweet.
(03:41:42) Nihilistic_Impact: Though there's also the toy that has a camera inside it. Wouldn't mind having one of those.
(03:41:55) asasthana: BUT... then.. you know..
(03:41:59) Ana-Justine: Oohhh
(03:42:05) asasthana: I know I wouldn't be having a conversation while using it
(03:42:08) asasthana: Deffinately not
(03:42:26) asasthana: All hands and mouths would be in play. Mouth moaning, fingers working, vibator.. vibrating.
(03:42:31) asasthana: That's not conversation.
(03:42:34) asasthana: That's fuckersation.

(04:06:35) Nihilistic_Impact is bored
(04:06:58) PadanFain shaves Nihil's head
(04:07:08) Ana-Justine collects hair
(04:07:59) Nihilistic_Impact shaves Padan's mustache
(04:08:02) Nyoko tackles padan
(04:08:12) PadanFain: 8o
(04:08:25) PadanFain: no fair... >,<
(04:08:34) Nihilistic_Impact: Muahaha!
(04:08:39) PadanFain falls to the ground with Nyoko
(04:08:45) Nyoko hugs padan.
(04:09:21) Ana-Justine weaves hair into an erotic tapestry involving cheese, a tiger and a permanent marker

(14:47:45) Kingschoolyou: I C U THAR DUCHESS.
(14:48:17) Kingschoolyou: 'scuse me, I hear food calling me.
(14:48:29) Dawn_Dearest: uh....k?
(14:52:40) TheDuchess: o.o
(14:52:57) TheDuchess: i have been found!!
(14:53:26) Dawn_Dearest: lol
(14:53:48) TheDuchess flees
(14:57:49) Dawn_Dearest: o.o

(19:02:11) Karyama: XD
(19:02:15) Dawn_Dearest: I'm sorry....
(19:02:18) kikora cries into Dawn~Hubbies gropable breasts
(19:02:35) Dawn_Dearest strokes Kiko~Wifey's hair pouting.
(19:03:12) kikora takes advantage of her position to nibble gently
(19:03:39) Dawn_Dearest moans tilting head back
(19:05:04) kikora: No more leaving for insane amounts of seconds!
(19:05:31) Dawn_Dearest: Okay. I won't....except maybe to go the bathroom hehe
(19:05:53) kikora: No bathroom breaks!
(19:05:57) kikora: >.>
(19:06:08) Dawn_Dearest: ....brb....hehe....sorry
(19:06:08) kikora chains Dawn~Hubby to the computer
(19:06:30) Dawn_Dearest: ......brb....seriously...lol....jake needs me to run to the store
(19:06:30) kikora: Wait... what?! I chained you down!!
(19:06:39) Dawn_Dearest: hehe....sorry
(19:06:47) kikora: XD
(19:06:48) Dawn_Dearest: i will be back....then you can rechain me down
(19:06:55) kikora: kk
(19:06:59) Dawn_Dearest poofs
(19:07:08) kikora: Kary~Hubby, Dawn~Hubby escapled!
(19:07:40) Karyama: o.0
(19:07:51) kikora: Hm?
(19:08:03) Karyama: Lol Do what now?
(19:08:24) kikora: Dawn~Hubby, she escaped!! Go find her Kary~Hubby!

The red is goin' in my sig. ;-)

(20:48:24) Ilovegoatse: amirite?
(20:48:39) Kingschoolyou: urrite.
(20:49:42) Kawamura: I-I got your gay right hur?
(20:49:48) Ilovegoatse: Yep
(20:49:52) Ilovegoatse: right thurr right thurr
(20:49:57) Kawamura: All right, just making sure.
(20:49:59) Ilovegoatse: errywhere
(20:50:09) Kawamura: Didn't know if it was your's or someone else's.
(20:50:18) Karyama: XD
(20:50:28) Kingschoolyou: lol
(20:50:32) Ilovegoatse: My balls, fucking bitchslut
(20:50:39) Ilovegoatse: now I'm going to rape you with orphans and kittens
(20:50:43) Ilovegoatse: covered in jellyfish
(20:50:49) Kawamura: I don't know where my kittens are
(20:50:50) Ilovegoatse: with very sharp nipples
(20:50:50) Kawamura: ;_;
(20:50:55) Ilovegoatse: They hate you the most
(20:51:01) Kingschoolyou: O.e....
(20:51:15) Ilovegoatse: Find me a roleplay that makes me smile
(20:51:19) Ilovegoatse: or I'll end you
(20:51:22) Kawamura: As I expected
(20:51:37) Kingschoolyou: you as in all of us? or just one person?
(20:51:59) Ilovegoatse: you'll see
(20:52:04) Ilovegoatse: House is on
(20:52:05) Ilovegoatse: bleh
(20:52:10) Kingschoolyou: I don't like that......><
(20:52:30) Ilovegoatse: I don't much appriciate the time police episodes of superjail
(20:52:30) Kingschoolyou: I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT'LL SAVE YOUR LIFE BISH.
(20:52:34) Ilovegoatse: the singing is unsettling
(20:52:55) Ilovegoatse: It's like the time I referenced family guy and david bowie crawled out of my urethra
(20:53:05) Ilovegoatse: it was ever so painful
(20:53:29) Kawamura: it's the hair that does it
(20:53:34) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(20:54:41) Ilovegoatse: Indeed
(20:54:46) Ilovegoatse: do you wish to share some tea with me?
(20:55:42) Kawamura: Yes.
(20:55:44) Kawamura: ;_l
(20:55:46) Kawamura: *;_;
(20:56:08) Ilovegoatse: Drink it quickly, my friend
(20:56:15) Ilovegoatse: it's just at the right temperture
(20:56:18) Kawamura: Is there jizz in it?
(20:56:29) Ilovegoatse: yes, just as you requested my sweet
(20:56:39) Kawamura: I-I asked for no jizz.
(20:56:49) Ilovegoatse: Silly thing, of course you asked for it
(20:56:54) Ilovegoatse: now drink up, it'll make you strong
(20:56:54) Kawamura: ._.
(20:57:09) Kawamura: I'm not very thirsty now.
(20:57:19) Ilovegoatse: now dearie, don't make me use coercion on you

(21:01:52) Ilovegoatse: I also almost poo'd myself
(21:01:57) Kingschoolyou: ah
(21:02:02) Kingschoolyou:
(21:02:07) Ilovegoatse: loose stools and many farts
(21:02:27) Ilovegoatse: I ate too many apples
(21:02:32) Kingschoolyou: hahaha
(21:02:37) Kingschoolyou: ah that sucks.
(21:03:52) Kingschoolyou: You ate Thana!!! our poor hairy apple D=
(21:04:16) Kawamura: that would probably be fibrious.
(21:05:56) asasthana: Damnit.
(21:06:02) asasthana: I got eated.

(21:40:23) Ilovegoatse: HKitten handles chat divorces
(21:40:26) Kingschoolyou: lol
(21:40:32) Ilovegoatse: and this is never approved
(21:40:32) My_Apocalypse_Pony: KITTEN HUBBY
(21:40:46) Broomhandle45: Ah yes, I remember all that now.
(21:40:53) TheDuchess: i see you vampy!
(21:41:01) HKitten: Pony-wifey! <3
(21:41:03) Broomhandle45: I just don't think I was popular enough to get married. Ah, Acceptance! I feel so in now!
(21:41:18) Kingschoolyou shoves broom handle in Kiko's naughty places.
(21:41:31) Ilovegoatse: Oh noes, the splinters!
(21:41:42) Broomhandle45: ..ow
(21:41:45) My_Apocalypse_Pony: vampy isnt on the chat yet
(21:41:47) HKitten watches as Kingsy-wifey uses another person to shove into Kiko-wifey's places
(21:41:50) HKitten:
(21:42:07) Kingschoolyou: =P
(21:42:28) kikora moans in delight...
(21:42:41) My_Apocalypse_Pony: he just got home
(21:42:44) Broomhandle45: I guess infections get her hot.
(21:42:51) Neurok_Shinobi: Do I even want to... never mind, I don't.
(21:43:06) Kingschoolyou: hehehehe